Matt 0 Posted November 8, 2005 Share Posted November 8, 2005 I have a friend who is looking to move up to Newcastle next year as she knows a few people up here and fancies a change of scenery. She's looking for actuarial work- I'm going directly off her description here as I'm not 100% what they do- but it would be working with mortgages, pensions or investments, preferably the latter. It would be an environment suited to gaining the relevant actuarial qualifications in a supportive environment. She's got a bit of experience having worked at a local Building Society in Cheshire in a basic actuarial role, and a relevant background in maths. There must be a couple of you who work in the operations at the various places up here, so if you know of somewhere that would be a good shout for this kind of work I'll pass the details on. Cheers for helping out! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 52715 Posted November 8, 2005 Share Posted November 8, 2005 Actuaries are even more boring than accountants. Northern Rock would seem your best bet though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asprilla 96 Posted November 8, 2005 Share Posted November 8, 2005 I think there may be some opportunities in the Asia Pacific area, actuarry Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 52715 Posted November 8, 2005 Share Posted November 8, 2005 I think there may be some opportunities in the Asia Pacific area, actuarry 53727[/snapback] Racist tbh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asprilla 96 Posted November 8, 2005 Share Posted November 8, 2005 I think there may be some opportunities in the Asia Pacific area, actuarry 53727[/snapback] Racist tbh. 53729[/snapback] Linguist? Well spotted anyway! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted November 8, 2005 Share Posted November 8, 2005 I think there may be some opportunities in the Asia Pacific area, actuarry 53727[/snapback] Racist tbh. 53729[/snapback] Linguist? Well spotted anyway! 53753[/snapback] Don't big him up for getting the joke. He'll be sat there smiling like a wanking Jap now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweetleftpeg 0 Posted November 8, 2005 Share Posted November 8, 2005 Whilst she'll have a good shout at getting a job at Northern Rock, four of my best mates work there and hate it with a passion. The pay is shite and two of them got promoted to management in the hope it would get better only to now hate their life even more. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 52715 Posted November 8, 2005 Share Posted November 8, 2005 Whilst she'll have a good shout at getting a job at Northern Rock, four of my best mates work there and hate it with a passion. The pay is shite and two of them got promoted to management in the hope it would get better only to now hate their life even more. 53764[/snapback] I once did a week's work experience at Northern Rock. My duties? Licking stamps. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted November 8, 2005 Share Posted November 8, 2005 Whilst she'll have a good shout at getting a job at Northern Rock, four of my best mates work there and hate it with a passion. The pay is shite and two of them got promoted to management in the hope it would get better only to now hate their life even more. 53764[/snapback] .......and 'with friends like you' etc etc..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted November 8, 2005 Share Posted November 8, 2005 Whilst she'll have a good shout at getting a job at Northern Rock, four of my best mates work there and hate it with a passion. The pay is shite and two of them got promoted to management in the hope it would get better only to now hate their life even more. 53764[/snapback] I once did a week's work experience at Northern Rock. My duties? Licking stamps. 53767[/snapback] Alex too. Penny Blacks apparently. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweetleftpeg 0 Posted November 8, 2005 Share Posted November 8, 2005 Whilst she'll have a good shout at getting a job at Northern Rock, four of my best mates work there and hate it with a passion. The pay is shite and two of them got promoted to management in the hope it would get better only to now hate their life even more. 53764[/snapback] .......and 'with friends like you' etc etc..... 53768[/snapback] Alright mate? How's the hair? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted November 8, 2005 Share Posted November 8, 2005 Whilst she'll have a good shout at getting a job at Northern Rock, four of my best mates work there and hate it with a passion. The pay is shite and two of them got promoted to management in the hope it would get better only to now hate their life even more. 53764[/snapback] I once did a week's work experience at Northern Rock. My duties? Licking stamps. 53767[/snapback] Alex too. Penny Blacks apparently. 53769[/snapback] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted November 8, 2005 Share Posted November 8, 2005 Whilst she'll have a good shout at getting a job at Northern Rock, four of my best mates work there and hate it with a passion. The pay is shite and two of them got promoted to management in the hope it would get better only to now hate their life even more. 53764[/snapback] .......and 'with friends like you' etc etc..... 53768[/snapback] Alright mate? How's the hair? 53772[/snapback] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 52715 Posted November 8, 2005 Share Posted November 8, 2005 I think the brief window where Matt had any chance of getting sensible advice in this thread has now closed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 7393 Posted November 8, 2005 Share Posted November 8, 2005 Whilst she'll have a good shout at getting a job at Northern Rock, four of my best mates work there and hate it with a passion. The pay is shite and two of them got promoted to management in the hope it would get better only to now hate their life even more. 53764[/snapback] I once did a week's work experience at Northern Rock. My duties? Licking stamps. 53767[/snapback] It's been downhill ever since then? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob W 0 Posted November 8, 2005 Share Posted November 8, 2005 N Rock is your best bet I'll try and get a name for you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted November 8, 2005 Share Posted November 8, 2005 (edited) Whilst she'll have a good shout at getting a job at Northern Rock, four of my best mates work there and hate it with a passion. The pay is shite and two of them got promoted to management in the hope it would get better only to now hate their life even more. 53764[/snapback] Thats the best news I've heard all day. There's this young bird I'm working with at the minute who thinks she's all high & mighty because she's been an 18-30 club rep in for the last six months. Anyway this is our last week of training before we go into the job and she's now giving it the big one because she's got a job at the Rock to start Monday and how she was only doing the training to tide her over money wise, Aye right Oh! I swear for a 20 year old lass I've never met anyone with such a bad attitude, especially towards other lasses. Of course i told her my thoughts about her, hoping to see a few tears but she just smiled this sick little smile and said "I know", Bitch! I quite liked that Still fuck her though if she asked nicely Edited November 8, 2005 by Wacky Jnr Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted November 8, 2005 Share Posted November 8, 2005 Whilst she'll have a good shout at getting a job at Northern Rock, four of my best mates work there and hate it with a passion. The pay is shite and two of them got promoted to management in the hope it would get better only to now hate their life even more. 53764[/snapback] I once did a week's work experience at Northern Rock. My duties? Licking stamps. 53767[/snapback] Alex too. Penny Blacks apparently. 53769[/snapback] Bet he was licking the wrong side the dirty bassa Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted November 8, 2005 Share Posted November 8, 2005 Whilst she'll have a good shout at getting a job at Northern Rock, four of my best mates work there and hate it with a passion. The pay is shite and two of them got promoted to management in the hope it would get better only to now hate their life even more. 53764[/snapback] Thats the best news I've heard all day. There's this young bird I'm working with at the minute who thinks she's all high & mighty because she's been an 18-30 club rep in for the last six months. Anyway this is our last week of training before we go into the job and she's now giving it the big one because she's got a job at the Rock to start Monday and how she was only doing the training to tide her over money wise, Aye right Oh! I swear for a 20 year old lass I've never met anyone with such a bad attitude, especially towards other lasses. Of course i told her how my thoughts about her, hoping to see a few tears but she just smiled this sick little smile and said "I know", Bitch! I quite liked that Still fuck her though if she asked nicely 53852[/snapback] 20 though....you're nearly twice her age. Sick as Shearergol and his missus tbh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted November 8, 2005 Share Posted November 8, 2005 Whilst she'll have a good shout at getting a job at Northern Rock, four of my best mates work there and hate it with a passion. The pay is shite and two of them got promoted to management in the hope it would get better only to now hate their life even more. 53764[/snapback] I once did a week's work experience at Northern Rock. My duties? Licking stamps. 53767[/snapback] Alex too. Penny Blacks apparently. 53769[/snapback] Bet he was licking the wrong side the dirty bassa 53853[/snapback] Aye, while trying to lick his elbow too, the spaz. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted November 8, 2005 Share Posted November 8, 2005 Whilst she'll have a good shout at getting a job at Northern Rock, four of my best mates work there and hate it with a passion. The pay is shite and two of them got promoted to management in the hope it would get better only to now hate their life even more. 53764[/snapback] Thats the best news I've heard all day. There's this young bird I'm working with at the minute who thinks she's all high & mighty because she's been an 18-30 club rep in for the last six months. Anyway this is our last week of training before we go into the job and she's now giving it the big one because she's got a job at the Rock to start Monday and how she was only doing the training to tide her over money wise, Aye right Oh! I swear for a 20 year old lass I've never met anyone with such a bad attitude, especially towards other lasses. Of course i told her how my thoughts about her, hoping to see a few tears but she just smiled this sick little smile and said "I know", Bitch! I quite liked that Still fuck her though if she asked nicely 53852[/snapback] 20 though....you're nearly twice her age. Sick as Shearergol and his missus tbh. 53854[/snapback] As me Fatha always says "you're as old as the woman you feel" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted November 8, 2005 Share Posted November 8, 2005 Whilst she'll have a good shout at getting a job at Northern Rock, four of my best mates work there and hate it with a passion. The pay is shite and two of them got promoted to management in the hope it would get better only to now hate their life even more. 53764[/snapback] Thats the best news I've heard all day. There's this young bird I'm working with at the minute who thinks she's all high & mighty because she's been an 18-30 club rep in for the last six months. Anyway this is our last week of training before we go into the job and she's now giving it the big one because she's got a job at the Rock to start Monday and how she was only doing the training to tide her over money wise, Aye right Oh! I swear for a 20 year old lass I've never met anyone with such a bad attitude, especially towards other lasses. Of course i told her my thoughts about her, hoping to see a few tears but she just smiled this sick little smile and said "I know", Bitch! I quite liked that Still fuck her though if she asked nicely 53852[/snapback] Which, let's be honest, is never going to happen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted November 8, 2005 Share Posted November 8, 2005 Whilst she'll have a good shout at getting a job at Northern Rock, four of my best mates work there and hate it with a passion. The pay is shite and two of them got promoted to management in the hope it would get better only to now hate their life even more. 53764[/snapback] Thats the best news I've heard all day. There's this young bird I'm working with at the minute who thinks she's all high & mighty because she's been an 18-30 club rep in for the last six months. Anyway this is our last week of training before we go into the job and she's now giving it the big one because she's got a job at the Rock to start Monday and how she was only doing the training to tide her over money wise, Aye right Oh! I swear for a 20 year old lass I've never met anyone with such a bad attitude, especially towards other lasses. Of course i told her how my thoughts about her, hoping to see a few tears but she just smiled this sick little smile and said "I know", Bitch! I quite liked that Still fuck her though if she asked nicely 53852[/snapback] 20 though....you're nearly twice her age. Sick as Shearergol and his missus tbh. 53854[/snapback] As me Fatha always says "you're as old as the woman you feel" 53856[/snapback] How were his 11th birthday celebrations by the way? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweetleftpeg 0 Posted November 8, 2005 Share Posted November 8, 2005 In Northern Rocks defence, the only reason they stay is because they get a fair few young lasses working there and the xmas parties tend to be highly amusing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 52715 Posted November 8, 2005 Share Posted November 8, 2005 Whilst she'll have a good shout at getting a job at Northern Rock, four of my best mates work there and hate it with a passion. The pay is shite and two of them got promoted to management in the hope it would get better only to now hate their life even more. 53764[/snapback] Thats the best news I've heard all day. There's this young bird I'm working with at the minute who thinks she's all high & mighty because she's been an 18-30 club rep in for the last six months. Anyway this is our last week of training before we go into the job and she's now giving it the big one because she's got a job at the Rock to start Monday and how she was only doing the training to tide her over money wise, Aye right Oh! I swear for a 20 year old lass I've never met anyone with such a bad attitude, especially towards other lasses. Of course i told her how my thoughts about her, hoping to see a few tears but she just smiled this sick little smile and said "I know", Bitch! I quite liked that Still fuck her though if she asked nicely 53852[/snapback] 20 though....you're nearly twice her age. Sick as Shearergol and his missus tbh. 53854[/snapback] As me Fatha always says "you're as old as the woman you feel" 53856[/snapback] How were his 11th birthday celebrations by the way? 53858[/snapback] Sick bastard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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