Smooth Operator 10 Posted November 11, 2005 Share Posted November 11, 2005 ASDA. Good god, had to do this weeks food shopping on my tod cos wor lass is ill. Jesus Christ the fanny that gets down their isles is incredible! It was wall to wall! My enjoyment was spoiled by a daft old German cow trying to run me and my trolley over as i crossed a pedestrian crossing on the way back to the motor! Stupid Hitler fancying cunt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted November 11, 2005 Share Posted November 11, 2005 ASDA. Good god, had to do this weeks food shopping on my tod cos wor lass is ill. Jesus Christ the fanny that gets down their isles is incredible! It was wall to wall! My enjoyment was spoiled by a daft old German cow trying to run me and my trolley over as i crossed a pedestrian crossing on the way back to the motor! Stupid Hitler fancying cunt. 55359[/snapback] Not a patch on Sainsbury's in Fallowfield during student term I reckon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matty 0 Posted November 11, 2005 Share Posted November 11, 2005 Not getting enough tbh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth Operator 10 Posted November 11, 2005 Author Share Posted November 11, 2005 ASDA. Good god, had to do this weeks food shopping on my tod cos wor lass is ill. Jesus Christ the fanny that gets down their isles is incredible! It was wall to wall! My enjoyment was spoiled by a daft old German cow trying to run me and my trolley over as i crossed a pedestrian crossing on the way back to the motor! Stupid Hitler fancying cunt. 55359[/snapback] Not a patch on Sainsbury's in Fallowfield during student term I reckon. 55361[/snapback] Can't comment, well not on the fanny round your way but if your shopping in Sainbury's you must enjoy a fancy cake or two and a glass of Pimms? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted November 11, 2005 Share Posted November 11, 2005 It must be Asda in Gosforth rather than the one at Benton. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted November 11, 2005 Share Posted November 11, 2005 ASDA. Good god, had to do this weeks food shopping on my tod cos wor lass is ill. Jesus Christ the fanny that gets down their isles is incredible! It was wall to wall! My enjoyment was spoiled by a daft old German cow trying to run me and my trolley over as i crossed a pedestrian crossing on the way back to the motor! Stupid Hitler fancying cunt. 55359[/snapback] Not a patch on Sainsbury's in Fallowfield during student term I reckon. 55361[/snapback] Can't comment, well not on the fanny round your way but if your shopping in Sainbury's you must enjoy a fancy cake or two and a glass of Pimms? 55364[/snapback] I don't actually shop there. Not since all the unpleasantness anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted November 11, 2005 Share Posted November 11, 2005 Not getting enough tbh. 55363[/snapback] FACT tbh! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth Operator 10 Posted November 11, 2005 Author Share Posted November 11, 2005 ASDA. Good god, had to do this weeks food shopping on my tod cos wor lass is ill. Jesus Christ the fanny that gets down their isles is incredible! It was wall to wall! My enjoyment was spoiled by a daft old German cow trying to run me and my trolley over as i crossed a pedestrian crossing on the way back to the motor! Stupid Hitler fancying cunt. 55359[/snapback] Not a patch on Sainsbury's in Fallowfield during student term I reckon. 55361[/snapback] Can't comment, well not on the fanny round your way but if your shopping in Sainbury's you must enjoy a fancy cake or two and a glass of Pimms? 55364[/snapback] I don't actually shop there. Not since all the unpleasantness anyway. 55367[/snapback] Unpleasantness? What happened? Did you get arrested again for wanking in the foyer as the lovely students walked past? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matty 0 Posted November 11, 2005 Share Posted November 11, 2005 Not getting enough tbh. 55363[/snapback] FACT tbh! 55368[/snapback] The clue was looking forward to shopping so you can see women.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth Operator 10 Posted November 11, 2005 Author Share Posted November 11, 2005 (edited) It must be Asda in Gosforth rather than the one at Benton. 55365[/snapback] No Benton! Used to go to the Gosforth one everyday in my lunchtime from the High School over the road, it was a shoplifters paradise in the early days before they got them scanner things put in. All the charva's used to fill their pockets full of aftershave, blobs, vasaline etc. Edited November 11, 2005 by Smooth Operator Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pilchard Chops 0 Posted November 11, 2005 Share Posted November 11, 2005 ASDA. Good god, had to do this weeks food shopping on my tod cos wor lass is ill. Jesus Christ the fanny that gets down their isles is incredible! It was wall to wall! My enjoyment was spoiled by a daft old German cow trying to run me and my trolley over as i crossed a pedestrian crossing on the way back to the motor! Stupid Hitler fancying cunt. 55359[/snapback] You get a better class of shopper at Morrisons in Byker Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geordieshandy 0 Posted November 11, 2005 Share Posted November 11, 2005 Tesco Extra is canny But for ultimate - the Jesmond Tesco takes some beating. But don't buy anything, most expensive Tesco on the planet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ravtash patel 0 Posted November 11, 2005 Share Posted November 11, 2005 there's always lovely blart in the supermarkets, seen a bird pushing a new born today in morrisons.. her tits were buldging oot, must of been full of milk.. sheilds road in byker has some decent flap walking aroond, rough as a badgers like but tidy nontheless !! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pilchard Chops 0 Posted November 11, 2005 Share Posted November 11, 2005 there's always lovely blart in the supermarkets, seen a bird pushing a new born today in morrisons.. her tits were buldging oot, must of been full of milk.. sheilds road in byker has some decent flap walking aroond, rough as a badgers like but tidy nontheless !! 55446[/snapback] You get a better class of shopper at Morrisons in Byker Well I can't be right all the time Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimbo 175 Posted November 11, 2005 Share Posted November 11, 2005 We've got an ASDA opening on Monday, it may turn into a wankers paradise for me ! I'd better invest in a new flasher Mac ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milly-Molly 0 Posted November 11, 2005 Share Posted November 11, 2005 We've got an ASDA opening on Monday, it may turn into a wankers paradise for me ! I'd better invest in a new flasher Mac ! 55472[/snapback] Bulk buy mate save you and the rest of the lads on here a fortune especially Brock as he wears em out dead quick Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted November 11, 2005 Share Posted November 11, 2005 We've got an ASDA opening on Monday, it may turn into a wankers paradise for me ! I'd better invest in a new flasher Mac ! 55472[/snapback] Bulk buy mate save you and the rest of the lads on here a fortune especially Brock as he wears em out dead quick 55474[/snapback] Below the belt that! M & S is the only supermarket for me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milly-Molly 0 Posted November 11, 2005 Share Posted November 11, 2005 We've got an ASDA opening on Monday, it may turn into a wankers paradise for me ! I'd better invest in a new flasher Mac ! 55472[/snapback] Bulk buy mate save you and the rest of the lads on here a fortune especially Brock as he wears em out dead quick 55474[/snapback] Below the belt that! M & S is the only supermarket for me. 55475[/snapback] Yep Brock flashers usually operate from below the belt (you have come on in leaps and bounds since i havent been around) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snakehips 0 Posted November 12, 2005 Share Posted November 12, 2005 ASDA. Jesus Christ the fanny that gets down their isles is incredible! It was wall to wall! Pay attention at the back!! Professor Hips informed all and sundry on here some months ago that the best places to meet/see/oggle women are indeed supermarkets and libraries. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 11650 Posted November 12, 2005 Share Posted November 12, 2005 my sweet lordy dear, you all need to get laid, and fast....tbh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Sima Posted November 12, 2005 Share Posted November 12, 2005 erm.....supermarkets? wtf? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj 17 Posted November 13, 2005 Share Posted November 13, 2005 this reminds me of the episode of That 70's Show we're Kelso takes Fez to the supermarket to pull an older women Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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