The sexual paradise that is.....

[Smooth Operator 1]

ASDA.

 

Good god, had to do this weeks food shopping on my tod cos wor lass is ill.

 

Jesus Christ the fanny that gets down their isles is incredible! It was wall to wall!

 

My enjoyment was spoiled by a daft old German cow trying to run me and my trolley over as i crossed a pedestrian crossing on the way back to the motor! Stupid Hitler fancying cunt.

[manc-mag 0]

ASDA.

 

Good god, had to do this weeks food shopping on my tod cos wor lass is ill.

 

Jesus Christ the fanny that gets down their isles is incredible! It was wall to wall!

 

My enjoyment was spoiled by a daft old German cow trying to run me and my trolley over as i crossed a pedestrian crossing on the way back to the motor! Stupid Hitler fancying cunt.

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Not a patch on Sainsbury's in Fallowfield during student term I reckon.

[Matty 0]

Not getting enough tbh.

[Smooth Operator 1]

ASDA.

 

Good god, had to do this weeks food shopping on my tod cos wor lass is ill.

 

Jesus Christ the fanny that gets down their isles is incredible! It was wall to wall!

 

My enjoyment was spoiled by a daft old German cow trying to run me and my trolley over as i crossed a pedestrian crossing on the way back to the motor! Stupid Hitler fancying cunt.

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Not a patch on Sainsbury's in Fallowfield during student term I reckon.

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Can't comment, well not on the fanny round your way but if your shopping in Sainbury's you must enjoy a fancy cake or two and a glass of Pimms?

[Guest alex]

It must be Asda in Gosforth rather than the one at Benton.

[manc-mag 0]

ASDA.

 

Good god, had to do this weeks food shopping on my tod cos wor lass is ill.

 

Jesus Christ the fanny that gets down their isles is incredible! It was wall to wall!

 

My enjoyment was spoiled by a daft old German cow trying to run me and my trolley over as i crossed a pedestrian crossing on the way back to the motor! Stupid Hitler fancying cunt.

55359[/snapback]

 

Not a patch on Sainsbury's in Fallowfield during student term I reckon.

55361[/snapback]

 

Can't comment, well not on the fanny round your way but if your shopping in Sainbury's you must enjoy a fancy cake or two and a glass of Pimms?

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I don't actually shop there. Not since all the unpleasantness anyway.

[manc-mag 0]

Not getting enough tbh.

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FACT tbh!

[Smooth Operator 1]

ASDA.

 

Good god, had to do this weeks food shopping on my tod cos wor lass is ill.

 

Jesus Christ the fanny that gets down their isles is incredible! It was wall to wall!

 

My enjoyment was spoiled by a daft old German cow trying to run me and my trolley over as i crossed a pedestrian crossing on the way back to the motor! Stupid Hitler fancying cunt.

55359[/snapback]

 

Not a patch on Sainsbury's in Fallowfield during student term I reckon.

55361[/snapback]

 

Can't comment, well not on the fanny round your way but if your shopping in Sainbury's you must enjoy a fancy cake or two and a glass of Pimms?

55364[/snapback]

 

 

I don't actually shop there. Not since all the unpleasantness anyway.

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Unpleasantness?

 

What happened? Did you get arrested again for wanking in the foyer as the lovely students walked past?

[Matty 0]

Not getting enough tbh.

55363[/snapback]

 

 

FACT tbh!

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The clue was looking forward to shopping so you can see women....

 

 

 

[Smooth Operator 1]

It must be Asda in Gosforth rather than the one at Benton.

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No Benton!

 

Used to go to the Gosforth one everyday in my lunchtime from the High School over the road, it was a shoplifters paradise in the early days before they got them scanner things put in. All the charva's used to fill their pockets full of aftershave, blobs, vasaline etc.

Edited November 11, 2005 by Smooth Operator

[Pilchard Chops 0]

ASDA.

 

Good god, had to do this weeks food shopping on my tod cos wor lass is ill.

 

Jesus Christ the fanny that gets down their isles is incredible! It was wall to wall!

 

My enjoyment was spoiled by a daft old German cow trying to run me and my trolley over as i crossed a pedestrian crossing on the way back to the motor! Stupid Hitler fancying cunt.

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You get a better class of shopper at Morrisons in Byker

[geordieshandy 0]

Tesco Extra is canny

 

But for ultimate - the Jesmond Tesco takes some beating. But don't buy anything, most expensive Tesco on the planet

[ravtash patel 0]

there's always lovely blart in the supermarkets, seen a bird pushing a new born today in morrisons.. her tits were buldging oot, must of been full of milk..

 

sheilds road in byker has some decent flap walking aroond, rough as a badgers like but tidy nontheless !!

[Pilchard Chops 0]

there's always lovely blart in the supermarkets, seen a bird pushing a new born today in morrisons.. her tits were buldging oot, must of been full of milk..

 

sheilds road in byker has some decent flap walking aroond, rough as a badgers like but tidy nontheless !!

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You get a better class of shopper at Morrisons in Byker

 

Well I can't be right all the time

[Jimbo 0]

We've got an ASDA opening on Monday, it may turn into a wankers paradise for me !

 

I'd better invest in a new flasher Mac !

[Milly-Molly 0]

We've got an ASDA opening on Monday, it may turn into a wankers paradise for me !

 

I'd better invest in a new flasher Mac !

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Bulk buy mate save you and the rest of the lads on here a fortune especially Brock as he wears em out dead quick

[Brock Manson 0]

We've got an ASDA opening on Monday, it may turn into a wankers paradise for me !

 

I'd better invest in a new flasher Mac !

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Bulk buy mate save you and the rest of the lads on here a fortune especially Brock as he wears em out dead quick

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Below the belt that!

 

 

M & S is the only supermarket for me.

[Milly-Molly 0]

We've got an ASDA opening on Monday, it may turn into a wankers paradise for me !

 

I'd better invest in a new flasher Mac !

55472[/snapback]

 

Bulk buy mate save you and the rest of the lads on here a fortune especially Brock as he wears em out dead quick

55474[/snapback]

 

Below the belt that!

 

 

M & S is the only supermarket for me.

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Yep Brock flashers usually operate from below the belt (you have come on in leaps and bounds since i havent been around)

[snakehips 0]

ASDA.

 

 

Jesus Christ the fanny that gets down their isles is incredible! It was wall to wall!

 

 

Pay attention at the back!!

 

Professor Hips informed all and sundry on here some months ago that the best places to meet/see/oggle women are indeed supermarkets and libraries.

[The Fish 371]

my sweet lordy dear, you all need to get laid, and fast....tbh

[Guest Sima]

erm.....supermarkets?

 

wtf?

[Tooj 16]

this reminds me of the episode of That 70's Show we're Kelso takes Fez to the supermarket to pull an older women