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Alan Pardew - Poltroon sacked by a forrin team


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trophyshy

I don't even believe him, the cunt could tell me he had Weetabix for breakfast and I'd think he'd had Shreddies.

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Sonatine

Can't decide if he's just taking the piss or really is that fucking stupid, although I'm leaning towards the latter.

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It doesn't matter. He still has a job and Ashley will never give a fuck about the supporters. Perfect partnership. Carry on lads.

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aimaad22

What an absolute twat.

Takes a special kind of prick to be staying in the job when you know you are hated by just about everyone. Doesnt have any respect for himself or the club. Like someone said, perfect for Ashley.

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StoneColdStephenIreland

He wants sympathy for himself but has none for the fans. Tosser.

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Kitman

He has the knack of appearing more of a tosser everytime he opens his mouth. Tosser +1.

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aimaad22

Rumours about us contacting the St Etiene manager. No credible source yet though and I havent even heard of the guy but still.......:pray:

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Kevin Carr's Gloves

Also linked with Villa today.

That's him off to Villa then.

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Ayatollah Hermione

He looks even sleazier than Pardew as well, which is only a plus in my book. Ashley, sign him up. Ashley, Ashley, sign him up.

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Gemmill

Won the French league cup last season. He'll have to knock that shit on the head if he wants this job.

 

Also, you're right, he looks like an absolute minge-hound. Get him in.

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OTF

Also, you're right, he looks like an absolute minge-hound. Get him in.

:lol:

 

Get him in before he gets himself in (yer missus).

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Dr Gloom

fucking chronicle man. one minute they're tweeting that Galtier has been approached. the next they're saying nufc sources play down rumours. you'd think they'd ask their source before filing the first story. gimps

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Gemmill

This is the paper that goes with "UNITED ACE INJURY SHOCK" billboards, and the Ace in question turns out to be a reserve team player. They know exactly what they're doing.

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Well, I know enough of Newcastle United, under Mike Ashley, to be absolutely certain that this will come off.

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Dr Gloom

Well, I know enough of Newcastle United, under Mike Ashley, to be absolutely certain that this will come off.

How so?

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Kevin Carr's Gloves

How so?

I think he was playing with himself at the time.

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A continental manager, currently under contract with another club? Fits our profile for managerial appointments perfectly.

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Monkeys Fist

Or we could look for an out of contract manager who is used to working under limited budgets.

 

 

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Ashley's footballing education is growing slowly but surely. English players are too expensive. French players are dirt cheap. But English managers are shit. So go after a French mamager to manage them. Progressive. :lol:

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