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Alan Pardew - Poltroon sacked by a forrin team


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Would be very odd timing, you'd think if he was going to chuck Pardew it'd have been at the end of the season rather then midway through the summer break. Never know with Ashley though, Pardew might have spilled his pint or called him a cock the thin skinned winnet.

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Siem De Jong has just stated in the Chronic that his main reason for joining us was Pardew. Wonder if he will still be saying that after 10/15 games and he has been well and truly 'Pardewed'.

 

Mind boggling this. What the fuck has Pardew got to offer, a go on his wife?

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The ballad of Mike and Alan.

 

Sitting in the press room on Tyneside,
Trying to get off to a good start.
The man in the mac said, "You've got to turn back".
You know Mike didn't even give Chris a chance.
Christ you know it ain't easy,
You know how hard they can be.
The way things are going
The fans will crucify me.
Big Andy scored a goal in my first game,
No way is he gonna be sold.
Llambias called to say,
"Andy's on his way,
I was the very last geeza they told".
Christ you know it ain't easy,
You know how hard they can be.
The way things are going
The fans will crucify me.
I just got my feet through the front door.
Then he go changes St. James' Park.
The men from the press said, "It's now Sports Direct"
Once again I'm being kept in the dark.
Christ you know it ain't easy,
You know how hard they can be.
The way things are going
The fans will crucify me.
Drove from Croydon to the Gateshead Hilton,
Talking 'bout the derby all week.
They beat us three zero,
Now Paolo's a hero, I was beat by an Italian freak.
Christ you know it ain't easy,
You know how hard they can be.
The way things are going
The fans will crucify me.
Saving up your money for JFK,
Giving your jobs to charity.
Last night the wife said,
"Oh boy, when you're dead
You don't take nothing with you
But your soul - think!"
Sitting in the bath trying to wind down,
Listening to the radio one night,
Joe Kinnear said, "I'm the new head",
I fawt he's just got drunk and talkin' some shite.
Christ you know it ain't easy,
You know how hard they can be.
The way things are going
The fans will crucify me.
The way things are going
They're going to crucify me.
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  • 2 weeks later...

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"I'd like to personally fank Mike for not buying me a £800,000 Bugatti car for my birfday like wot Anzhi did for Roberto Carlos. I'm just happy with a cake. There's no cake? I'd like to personally fank Mike for not buying me a birfday cake as err indoors as got me on a diet at the minute and a cakes the last fing I need right now. Cheers, Boss!"

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“If you don’t make the Champions League then the big teams come for your players – look at Southampton.

 

“We are pushing every year to try and build to hopefully get to a stage where we make it without losing our players.

 

“We have pitched in and signed players that we think give us a chance to push for Champions League.

 

We’ve already shown we are much better covered offensively than we were after Yohan Cabaye’s departure.

 

“We have options, more options to come in and it is going to strengthen my hand to tactically change the team.”

 

 

So a few weeks ago we were told the cups and europe weren't a priority now we've signed players to give us a chance at the CL.

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Yes, but now his hand has been strengthened so he'll be able to change up areas other than left back!!!

 

If we can't have a good manager can we at least have a sincere one.

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Yes, but now his hand has been strengthened so he'll be able to change up areas other than left back!!!

 

If we can't have a good manager can we at least have a sincere one.

 

Aye.

 

It's disingenuous of him to now complain about having had no options last season, when at that time he was dedicating wins to Mike Ashley.

 

He just says what he thinks sounds good at the time without considering how daft it makes him look long term.

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