henda11 0 Posted January 22, 2011 Share Posted January 22, 2011 Mate of mine just got back from Amsterdam and was telling me how he was in the red light district, going down the area where the slags are in the windows. Anyway, he decided to give it ago, and got a shit dance and a hand job from her. Anyway when he was done, he was set upon by a fairly large bloke, presumably the bouncer and was marched to the cash machine and told to withdraw all his money the poor cunt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Besty 4 Posted January 22, 2011 Share Posted January 22, 2011 Toon should sign him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin 1 Posted January 22, 2011 Share Posted January 22, 2011 Deserved it tbh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monroe Transfer 0 Posted January 22, 2011 Share Posted January 22, 2011 Cool story bro. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
henda11 0 Posted January 22, 2011 Author Share Posted January 22, 2011 Cool story bro. Tecato, shut the fuck up, and i mean that in the nicest way possible Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 6184 Posted January 22, 2011 Share Posted January 22, 2011 I'm pretty sure the brothels in the Dam are licensed? Not sure bouncers routinely rob the punters Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
henda11 0 Posted January 22, 2011 Author Share Posted January 22, 2011 I'm pretty sure the brothels in the Dam are licensed? Not sure bouncers routinely rob the punters My mate also mentioned his cousin nearly getting the shit kicked out of him from some big bloke for taking a photo of one of the lasses in the window. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Besty 4 Posted January 22, 2011 Share Posted January 22, 2011 That's 'cause you're not meant to. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 6184 Posted January 22, 2011 Share Posted January 22, 2011 I wouldnt be paying for a wank like Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
henda11 0 Posted January 22, 2011 Author Share Posted January 22, 2011 I wouldnt be paying for a wank like I wouldn't bother paying for any kind of sexual activity, simply because i don't need to!, and because most of the lasses are probably riddled with crabs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monroe Transfer 0 Posted January 22, 2011 Share Posted January 22, 2011 Cool story bro. Tecato, shut the fuck up, and i mean that in the nicest way possible Regale us with some more riveting tales of sordid escapades in that fine Dutch city, good sir. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
henda11 0 Posted January 22, 2011 Author Share Posted January 22, 2011 Cool story bro. Tecato, shut the fuck up, and i mean that in the nicest way possible Regale us with some more riveting tales of sordid escapades in that fine Dutch city, good sir. I've never been, nor do i intend to go either. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monroe Transfer 0 Posted January 22, 2011 Share Posted January 22, 2011 Cool story bro. Tecato, shut the fuck up, and i mean that in the nicest way possible Regale us with some more riveting tales of sordid escapades in that fine Dutch city, good sir. I've never been, nor do i intend to go either. Afraid you'll make the same mistake your friend did? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Kenneth Noisewater 0 Posted January 22, 2011 Share Posted January 22, 2011 I'm pretty sure the brothels in the Dam are licensed? Not sure bouncers routinely rob the punters My mate also mentioned his cousin nearly getting the shit kicked out of him from some big bloke for taking a photo of one of the lasses in the window. It's supposedly the safest place in Holland because there are plain-clothed police, security and cctv everywhere. You're not supposed to take pictures tho. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 36797 Posted January 22, 2011 Share Posted January 22, 2011 Sounds like your mate went down tranny alley, had his anus compromised, and is getting his excuses in early. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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