Jusoda Kid 1 Posted August 1, 2011 Share Posted August 1, 2011 Was talking to the little dark one 'Shauna' in the Goose a couple of months back and she told me she was going to be on the telly. She was sound, totally normal. I don't know her other than speaking to her that night but I can tell you that her dad is a very well known NE gangster. You in the Goose, in town, hadaway and shite man. Get over there about once a month, got a problem with that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth Operator 10 Posted August 9, 2011 Author Share Posted August 9, 2011 Last one tonight, they gan oot on the toon with nee knickers and nee bras on propa belta - Hufty's got a hard on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 35068 Posted August 9, 2011 Share Posted August 9, 2011 Got this on now. Fuck the riots. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth Operator 10 Posted August 9, 2011 Author Share Posted August 9, 2011 Was talking to the little dark one 'Shauna' in the Goose a couple of months back and she told me she was going to be on the telly. She was sound, totally normal. I don't know her other than speaking to her that night but I can tell you that her dad is a very well known NE gangster. She's a rug-muncher, no wonder you were left talking to her in the boozer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth Operator 10 Posted August 9, 2011 Author Share Posted August 9, 2011 I'm not sure what the dark lass is doing on her like, she's in a new built house done owt nice enough and obviously better dressed than the other 3 too so wondering if she qualifies simply for not having a job? But then that Shauna works in the Gormans at Shields Road so how does she qualify? Oh just remembered she lives in the Byker Wall, poor sod. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth Operator 10 Posted August 9, 2011 Author Share Posted August 9, 2011 The Byker Yummy Mummy's club, it's like an under 18 female youth club night ffs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 35068 Posted August 9, 2011 Share Posted August 9, 2011 That Kimberley one is an absolute hound. You can almost smell her through the telly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth Operator 10 Posted August 9, 2011 Author Share Posted August 9, 2011 I'd give them 2 posh blondes plenty of love and attention. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WordPlay 0 Posted August 9, 2011 Share Posted August 9, 2011 That Kimberley one is an absolute hound. You can almost smell her through the telly. I'd fucking wreck that. Prefer these northern lasses to the posh slappers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 35068 Posted August 9, 2011 Share Posted August 9, 2011 That Kimberley one is an absolute hound. You can almost smell her through the telly. I'd fucking wreck that. Prefer these northern lasses to the posh slappers You'd wreck that. Aren't you 9 stone? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WordPlay 0 Posted August 9, 2011 Share Posted August 9, 2011 That Kimberley one is an absolute hound. You can almost smell her through the telly. I'd fucking wreck that. Prefer these northern lasses to the posh slappers You'd wreck that. Aren't you 9 stone? x 2 - 3 But seriously - she'd be hurting after I've finished with her Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 12820 Posted August 9, 2011 Share Posted August 9, 2011 That Kimberley one is an absolute hound. You can almost smell her through the telly. I'd fucking wreck that. Prefer these northern lasses to the posh slappers You'd wreck that. Aren't you 9 stone? a 9 stone stud with budgies Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth Operator 10 Posted August 9, 2011 Author Share Posted August 9, 2011 That Kimberley one is an absolute hound. You can almost smell her through the telly. I'd fucking wreck that. Prefer these northern lasses to the posh slappers You'd wreck that. Aren't you 9 stone? x 2 - 3 But seriously - she'd be hurting after I've finished with her You can have her mate, minging. I've never had a pick of bother with any of the posh birds i've been out with, it's the commoners i've been with that've caused the bother on a daily basis. And posh birds are dirtier fucking hands down. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 35068 Posted August 9, 2011 Share Posted August 9, 2011 What the fuck does Hufty think she looks like man? She looks like a cross between Jarra Elvis and Morrissey. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 35068 Posted August 9, 2011 Share Posted August 9, 2011 And now we find out why Shauna's gone Lebanese. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 35068 Posted August 9, 2011 Share Posted August 9, 2011 Well that was awkward. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth Operator 10 Posted August 9, 2011 Author Share Posted August 9, 2011 Dare I say that was truly moving... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 12820 Posted August 9, 2011 Share Posted August 9, 2011 Is this a spellbinding work of fiction? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth Operator 10 Posted August 9, 2011 Author Share Posted August 9, 2011 Here we gan they are ganning oot on the toon, hope some chancer drops them a brown finger on the dancefloor in Baja. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 35068 Posted August 9, 2011 Share Posted August 9, 2011 That kid looks like he's been putting fires out with his face. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WordPlay 0 Posted August 9, 2011 Share Posted August 9, 2011 Is Hufty a lesbo? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 35068 Posted August 9, 2011 Share Posted August 9, 2011 Is Hufty a lesbo? Married to Jimmy Nail Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 12820 Posted August 9, 2011 Share Posted August 9, 2011 Bet one of them ends up with their knickers doon outside City Vaults while the other one slings her garlic kebab at a copper Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth Operator 10 Posted August 9, 2011 Author Share Posted August 9, 2011 Aye i've got a shipping and trading company in Byker, ok so thats all above board and legit then mate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth Operator 10 Posted August 9, 2011 Author Share Posted August 9, 2011 Is Hufty a lesbo? Nah she just loves to look like a bloke for the last 15 years, haway man ffs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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