Toonpack 12650 Posted December 19, 2005 Share Posted December 19, 2005 My lad works at the pictures and he served Kieron Dyer with his snacks. A little kid came up to Dyer and asked: "Are you Keiron Dyer" Dyer Replied: "Yes I am" Kid follows up: "Do you play football" Dyer Said: "......................." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted December 19, 2005 Share Posted December 19, 2005 Toonpack said: My lad works at the pictures and he served Kieron Dyer with his snacks. A little kid came up to Dyer and asked: "Are you Keiron Dyer" Dyer Replied: "Yes I am" Kid follows up: "Do you play football" Dyer Said: "......................." 69600[/snapback] "Surely my first response confirms the answer to the second question, unless of course you are making a thinly veiled comment regarding my unfortunate recent record of injuries" or similar? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 53642 Posted December 19, 2005 Share Posted December 19, 2005 Toonpack said: My lad works at the pictures and he served Kieron Dyer with his snacks. A little kid came up to Dyer and asked: "Are you Keiron Dyer" Dyer Replied: "Yes I am" Kid follows up: "Do you play football" Dyer Said: "......................." 69600[/snapback] "...*takes 50 quid note out of his pocket and uses it as kindling to set the kid alight*..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Isegrim 10911 Posted December 19, 2005 Share Posted December 19, 2005 What are little kids doing in a porn movie theatre anyway... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spongebob toonpants 4637 Posted December 19, 2005 Share Posted December 19, 2005 Bursts into tears and sobs "I used to" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted December 19, 2005 Share Posted December 19, 2005 I used to be but now I'm riddled with STD's I only masquerade as one but I still pick up decent wages, "wanna share my popcorn" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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