thebrokendoll 14299 Posted November 27, 2022 Share Posted November 27, 2022 21 minutes ago, Rosco said: 3rd FA Cup draw on Monday.....part of me wants to draw our friends down the A19 to give them a good hiding with a full first team playing aye. us fresh from giving an away day tonking to title rivals arsenal down at the emirates, them still wallowing in the misery of a hammering by fellow relegation fodder blackpool. bring it on! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Surreymag 71 Posted November 27, 2022 Share Posted November 27, 2022 It looks like a mackem might be crowned queen of the jungle, sums it up really😁😁 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 43974 Posted November 28, 2022 Share Posted November 28, 2022 FFFFFEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWMMMMMMMMMMM. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 63312 Posted November 28, 2022 Share Posted November 28, 2022 They should be happy. It's the only promotion a mackem's gonna get this season. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 12581 Posted November 28, 2022 Share Posted November 28, 2022 On 26/11/2022 at 12:13, Renton said: This fucking awful. Not only are we being relocated to a desert, we're still winning nowt. My best guess is that chunksafc is grossly overweight, whose fantasies aren't just restricted to unlikely scenarios where Newcastle United are somehow moved US franchise style 3,000 miles away to an entirely different continent, to play in an ersatz Super League. My best guess is that he believes that lasses would be all over him if they realised what a nice guy he was. My best guess is that these fantasies give him comfort as he stares out the box room window ignoring his mam's calls to a tea of microwaved chicken dippers and cheesy chips. But that's just my best guess. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 27805 Posted November 28, 2022 Share Posted November 28, 2022 3 minutes ago, The Fish said: ignoring his mam's calls to a tea of microwaved chicken dippers and cheesy chips Surely if he's grossly overweight this is the highlight of his day? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 12581 Posted November 28, 2022 Share Posted November 28, 2022 Just now, Renton said: Surely if he's grossly overweight this is the highlight of his day? And get exercise going downstairs when, if he continues to ignore her, his mamster* will acquiesce and bring it to his room? My best guess is that's unconscionable *Mam/sister. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 15614 Posted November 28, 2022 Share Posted November 28, 2022 (edited) 13 minutes ago, The Fish said: And get exercise going downstairs when, if he continues to ignore her, his mamster* will acquiesce and bring it to his room? My best guess is that's unconscionable *Mam/sister. He gets a sweat on during his daily prowl at the local nursery Edited November 28, 2022 by Toonpack Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Carr's Gloves 4949 Posted November 28, 2022 Share Posted November 28, 2022 They insist we should hate the lionesses because some of them played for Sunderland. They don't get not everyone is as bitter and twisted as they are. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 12581 Posted November 28, 2022 Share Posted November 28, 2022 3 minutes ago, Kevin Carr's Gloves said: They insist we should hate the lionesses because some of them played for Sunderland. They don't get not everyone is as bitter and twisted as they are. I couldn't name a player in their first team, let alone one from their women's team. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ohhh_yeah 3657 Posted November 28, 2022 Share Posted November 28, 2022 7 hours ago, Howmanheyman said: FFFFFEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWMMMMMMMMMMM. Jill: "They’ve hoodwinked most of the country into thinking things like the Angel of The North is in Newcastle and celebrities from places like Shields and Consett are from Newcastle." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Carr's Gloves 4949 Posted November 28, 2022 Share Posted November 28, 2022 41 minutes ago, ohhh_yeah said: Jill: "They’ve hoodwinked most of the country into thinking things like the Angel of The North is in Newcastle and celebrities from places like Shields and Consett are from Newcastle." What celebrity is from Consett? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebrokendoll 14299 Posted November 28, 2022 Share Posted November 28, 2022 1 minute ago, Kevin Carr's Gloves said: What celebrity is from Consett? rowan atkinson. apparently. newcastle supporters talk about him all the time, astonished you don't to be honest. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 63312 Posted November 28, 2022 Share Posted November 28, 2022 Phileas Fogg 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebrokendoll 14299 Posted November 28, 2022 Share Posted November 28, 2022 5 minutes ago, Gemmill said: Phileas Fogg aye. rarely, if ever, have I been to a match where at some point the conversation hasn't turned to the rubber faced comedian or lightly salted tortilla crisps. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 63312 Posted November 28, 2022 Share Posted November 28, 2022 I remember the whole ground staking a claim on South Shields's favourite son with a half hour unbroken "There's only one Joe McElderry". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebrokendoll 14299 Posted November 28, 2022 Share Posted November 28, 2022 shortly before they pulled it down, the leazes end would regularly rock to the sound of 'my ears have heard the glory of tom mensi singing songs' (disclaimer, I did actually think the angelic upstarts were superb!) 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 42163 Posted November 28, 2022 Share Posted November 28, 2022 Do they not think it’s telling that most of these people are ones they actually want to claim but, in fact, want nothing to do with them? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 22516 Posted November 28, 2022 Share Posted November 28, 2022 3 minutes ago, thebrokendoll said: shortly before they pulled it down, the leazes end would regularly rock to the sound of 'my ears have heard the glory of tom mensi singing songs' (disclaimer, I did actually think the angelic upstarts were superb!) These lads were top Mags back in the day 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebrokendoll 14299 Posted November 28, 2022 Share Posted November 28, 2022 24 minutes ago, PaddockLad said: These lads were top Mags back in the day I've never known a newcastle supporter who isn't proud to claim the toy dolls nellie the elephant as one of our own. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 22516 Posted November 28, 2022 Share Posted November 28, 2022 22 minutes ago, thebrokendoll said: I've never known a newcastle supporter who isn't proud to claim the toy dolls nellie the elephant as one of our own. These die hard mags were up the M40 at Villa Park the day after this recording for the 2-2 draw 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 43974 Posted November 28, 2022 Share Posted November 28, 2022 I'm never away from the lost and found mackem dept with my proof of identity so I can claim a mackem Z list celebrity as a Geordie. It's a favourite hobby of mine and makes my insignificant life in my insignificant city complete. It's all I've got to live for as my team is really, actually shit and are just lucky at the minute and it's only a matter of time before we're sold by pif so they can buy Man U or Liverpool so I want to claim as many mackens as Geordies as I can so I too can look cool on holiday as I talk to fans of other teams who must hate Newcastle anaarl. FTM. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJS 5305 Posted November 28, 2022 Share Posted November 28, 2022 Also CT`s wank target putting out one tweet translates to all geordies everywhere claiming all dubious north-easterners as geordies in perpetuity. 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 43974 Posted November 28, 2022 Share Posted November 28, 2022 1 hour ago, PaddockLad said: These die hard mags were up the M40 at Villa Park the day after this recording for the 2-2 draw She's a better DJ tbh. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blastronaut 1476 Posted November 28, 2022 Share Posted November 28, 2022 10 hours ago, The Fish said: I couldn't name a player in their first team, let alone one from their women's team. One of them is heavily linked with both Rangers and Celtic for this upcoming window but even I cant remember his name. The last Sunderland player bar McGeady I could name would be Max Power and I only remember him as a real life 90's Simpsons meme. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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