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Howay last won the day on March 16

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  1. Precedent Trump

    It’s like that episode from the American version of the office where Kevin starts just leaving words out of sentences to save time.
  2. mackem messageboard gold

    The pack of bastards
  3. mackem messageboard gold

    There is absolutely no chance he means any of that. What a total bunch of bellends lapping that in. When a player signs for Newcastle and trots out the typical big club patter the same people in that thread are falling over each other to talk how the mags lap it up. They literally do not fill their fucking stadium, they keep going on and on about the amount of people trying to get tickets to the Johnstone paint trophy (or whatever it’s called who fucking cares it’s like a plastic participation trophy, our youth team was in it ffs) how about those people buy tickets to their usual games. It’s also class they keep saying when they get to the Championship, they call us deluded and arrogant . Also, the investor craic has been something they’ve been plugging since day one was it the Monaco owners billionaire son in law that was going to be investing when they first took over? This methven and Donaldson are absolute snake oil salesmen, I’m glad the mackems keep lapping it up tbf as they’re going nowhere near the PL with them two.
  4. Other Games 17/18

    Van Dijk and Allison there
  5. Other Games 17/18

    They’d just set off a Roman candle in a wheelie bin, they’d just have to make sure their alsatian stayed clear
  6. Other Games 17/18

    The firework displays man
  7. Bournemouth V Toon

    It should be, my concern is when you hear the refs that are turned pundits barely ever disagreeing with the match officials. Hopefully it does bring an end to bollocks like today and the Wolves result though.
  8. Bournemouth V Toon

    Aye I was greifing him. I take sole credit for the goal.
  9. Bournemouth V Toon

    Don’t worry Benitez will be gone soon, it’ll be really mint then.
  10. Bournemouth V Toon

    Aye the bloke is an out and out arsehole. Allegedly said “the Llorente sub really went well for you” to Poch before he went mental, which tbh I can see being the case as I can’t see Poch reacting to that extent to just the decisions. Followed that up the following week by doing that pathetic hiding the match ball from Aguero after Aguero had equaled Shearers hat trick record. He’s always got to be centre stage, total fucking arsehole.
  11. Bournemouth V Toon

    Tbf his deliveries were appalling. That finish was phenomenal mind. I like that Ritchie does keep grafting though, even when he’s clearly off on the day and some would switch off a bit or show frustration.
  12. Bournemouth V Toon

    This is why they need to stop giving these pitch invading arseholes any coverage btw. Two dickheads trying to run on after we scored, no doubt egged on by all the coverage of the fat brummy, and the bellend Arsenal fan.
  13. Bournemouth V Toon

    Absolutely mental that btw, what is Deans possible reasoning? Does he think Mepham intended to score an own goal? Otherwise it’s about as clear a back pass as you’ll ever see
  14. Bournemouth V Toon

    I always said Ritchie should stay on the pitch
  15. Bournemouth V Toon

    Yet another foul by Lerma, that is surely accumulation of fouls now man.

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