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Gemmill
2 minutes ago, Holden McGroin said:

RTG seems opposed to Reform, which im quite shocked by..

 

It wasn't long before a fantasy story appeared though:

 

"Did some work at his part of wynyard hall 
When talking to him , it was Sir or Sir John .
Mrs hall , when near to him was to be called Lady Mary , out of earshot of him , she told me to call her Mary ,and in her words "we've come from the same place , he's forgotten that , lost his roots " 
Nice lady , bigot of a man"

 

"Telt us to call her Mary but I chanced me arm with a marra and she just went with it. She'll alwiz be Lady Marra to me."

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Dazzler
22 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

 

:lol:

 

I mean Hall's comments about "English people are white" are absolutely reprehensible. Shitty, shitty person. 

 

This might kill off the Reform vote in Sunderland by the sound of their reaction. If only we'd thought on, we could have had Shearer campaigning for Brexit and we might still be in Europe. 

 

Unfortunately, it’s going to increase the vote in Newcastle where the middle aged white spackas will have got their first stiffy of the year seeing Hall being openly racist and jumping into bed with farage.

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Gemmill

 

 

:lol:

 

The suspicion with which the kids observe the bloke as he recounts the glory days of Eric Gates scoring a goal, and Gary Bennett trying to strangle David Speedie. 

 

 

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Gemmill
1 hour ago, Holden McGroin said:

RTG seems opposed to Reform, which im quite shocked by..

 

It wasn't long before a fantasy story appeared though:

 

"Did some work at his part of wynyard hall 
When talking to him , it was Sir or Sir John .
Mrs hall , when near to him was to be called Lady Mary , out of earshot of him , she told me to call her Mary ,and in her words "we've come from the same place , he's forgotten that , lost his roots " 
Nice lady , bigot of a man"

 

John Hall's wife is called Lady Mae btw. Not Lady Mary. :lol:

 

Fucking stupid mackem cunt. 

 

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26 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

 

 

:lol:

 

The suspicion with which the kids observe the bloke as he recounts the glory days of Eric Gates scoring a goal, and Gary Bennett trying to strangle David Speedie. 

 

 

 

No expense spent 

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Gemmill
1 minute ago, MrRaspberryJam said:

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Why is he stood so far away from them? :lol:

 

Looks like he's under a restraining order. 

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The Mighty Hog
8 minutes ago, MrRaspberryJam said:

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Not now Silent Singer!

 

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Howmanheyman

 

 

 

Must be fucking loads in Sunderland playing five-a-side these days or doing painting in the house with something quick and comfortable to just chuck on? I mean they wouldn't dream of wearing the new shirts going to a game/MetroCentre/airport would they? That would be frightfully similar to Mag behaviour and that would never happen, would it?

 

 

 

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Dazzler
45 minutes ago, Howmanheyman said:

 

 

 

Must be fucking loads in Sunderland playing five-a-side these days or doing painting in the house with something quick and comfortable to just chuck on? I mean they wouldn't dream of wearing the new shirts going to a game/MetroCentre/airport would they? That would be frightfully similar to Mag behaviour and that would never happen, would it?

 

 

 

Fake news. That's the queue to fondle Farage's balls for 10 seconds while SJH sticks a pool cue up their anus.

 

Let's not forget they mocked our fans for queuing up at the Adidas pop up store on the day ours went on sale. 

 

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The Fish
17 hours ago, Gemmill said:

 

Why is he stood so far away from them? :lol:

 

Looks like he's under a restraining order. 

It's a metaphor. The glory days of, like you say, Gates scoring and common assault being laudable, are far away. 

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Dazzler

Are pink slices mackem things? They look depressing.

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Renton
18 hours ago, Gemmill said:

 

Why is he stood so far away from them? :lol:

 

Looks like he's under a restraining order. 

 

Give he's into public displays of auto-asphyxiation, he probably is. 

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RobinRobin
1 hour ago, Dazzler said:

Fake news. That's the queue to fondle Farage's balls for 10 seconds while SJH sticks a pool cue up their anus. 

You're giving @MrRaspberryJam a run for his money recently. 🙂 

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Ayatollah Hermione

All that’s missing from that depressing pink slice is some Angel Delight, transported from the 1980s

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Howmanheyman
2 hours ago, Dazzler said:

Are pink slices mackem things? They look depressing.

 

 

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Howmanheyman

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"How was your pink slice, sir?"

 

 

 

 

MLF:"Ang on a minute an ahl tell ya, marra......nom nom nom, grunt, slurp, schlopp."

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"Like six in a rowa, marra. Haway the Kyril again! Ah hayatatted him till I die after the black cats bar mag surrender but eyze won me back ovah  after eyting this lush pink slice of cheyse so ah winnott have a bad wud to say agayanst him now, like. FTM!"

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Howmanheyman

 

 

 

:lol: 

 

The sentence structure and the spelling mistakes are funny enough never mind their intent and the contents of their (shit) fantasies. 

 

 

 

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RobElliott
50 minutes ago, Dazzler said:

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You missed an open goal here, should have been "fecking geese" :D 

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Dazzler
3 minutes ago, RobElliott said:

 

You missed an open goal here, should have been "fecking geese" :D 

I thought leaving it completely out of context by keeping the original bit on racism the same would be funnier, but you're right. I should have put geese :lol:

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