Renton 27817 Posted October 22, 2024 Share Posted October 22, 2024 Jesus titty christ man. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tdansmith 3260 Posted October 22, 2024 Share Posted October 22, 2024 Give that man the "best made up story about the Mag's" award right now 😁 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 27817 Posted October 22, 2024 Share Posted October 22, 2024 This might be the longest shittest Mag on holiday anecdote yet, and the writer admits it isn't even true. Strange, strange people. 10 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 28577 Posted October 23, 2024 Share Posted October 23, 2024 7 hours ago, Renton said: This might be the longest shittest Mag on holiday anecdote yet, and the writer admits it isn't even true. Strange, strange people. Clearly fingered that dogs arse btw in his profile pic. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 42173 Posted October 23, 2024 Share Posted October 23, 2024 The first, elaborate story is made up. But the other two stories with next to no details are true. Honest 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzler 16218 Posted October 23, 2024 Share Posted October 23, 2024 8 hours ago, Renton said: This might be the longest shittest Mag on holiday anecdote yet, and the writer admits it isn't even true. Strange, strange people. I believe the second two anecdotes because in both he’s the small minded, twattish antagonist. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 42173 Posted October 23, 2024 Share Posted October 23, 2024 The intimate knowledge of local sheep is the only thing that rings true 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 27817 Posted October 23, 2024 Share Posted October 23, 2024 1 hour ago, Alex said: The first, elaborate story is made up. But the other two stories with next to no details are true. Honest Reading it back, the oddest bit is where he says "I still laugh at the look on his face" and in the very next sentence admits the yarn is pure fantasy. He's literally imaging an expression on someone's face and chortling about it. Needs sectioning the old fool. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebrokendoll 14302 Posted October 23, 2024 Share Posted October 23, 2024 nice area of spain in fairness. wonder if the stupid cunt has even been there? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 50788 Posted October 23, 2024 Share Posted October 23, 2024 2 hours ago, thebrokendoll said: nice area of spain in fairness. wonder if the stupid cunt has even been there? He says he lives down a dirt track. Doesn’t mention a house , which, given the level of detail he’s put in to things that didn’t happen, I can’t see him leaving that out. El Bampo. 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anth 140 Posted October 23, 2024 Share Posted October 23, 2024 13 hours ago, Renton said: This might be the longest shittest Mag on holiday anecdote yet, and the writer admits it isn't even true. Strange, strange people. That has to be the most bizarre post to come from that forum, and thats quite a feat. 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 43980 Posted October 23, 2024 Share Posted October 23, 2024 15 hours ago, Renton said: This might be the longest shittest Mag on holiday anecdote yet, and the writer admits it isn't even true. Strange, strange people. Just..... 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 43980 Posted October 23, 2024 Share Posted October 23, 2024 15 hours ago, Renton said: If he sees a shrink, the shrink he sees will have to see a shrink. Shrink PTS. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 39295 Posted October 23, 2024 Share Posted October 23, 2024 1 hour ago, Howmanheyman said: If he sees a shrink, the shrink he sees will have to see a shrink. Shrink PTS FTM. FYP 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 43980 Posted October 23, 2024 Share Posted October 23, 2024 1 hour ago, Howmanheyman said: If he sees a shrink, the shrink he sees will have to see a shrink. Shrink PTS TBS FTM. FYFYP 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GrahamTaylor5 1783 Posted October 23, 2024 Share Posted October 23, 2024 I just don't understand that fantasy. What is wrong with them imagining winning the lottery. Maybe Sunderland winning the Premier League, it is a fantasy, why not say the Champions league? Maybe bumping into you celebrity crush and marrying them. I don't know. I don't really spend much time with fantasies, but surely that is bizarre. I don't get why I would want to see a family from Sunderland tooting their horn at some sheep. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 50788 Posted October 23, 2024 Share Posted October 23, 2024 4 hours ago, GrahamTaylor5 said: I don't get why I would want to see a family from Sunderland tooting their horn at some sheep I blame Freddie Shepherd. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tdansmith 3260 Posted October 23, 2024 Share Posted October 23, 2024 40 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said: I blame Freddie Shepherd. FUCK SAKE !!!! You made me do this.. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzler 16218 Posted October 24, 2024 Share Posted October 24, 2024 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tdansmith 3260 Posted October 30, 2024 Share Posted October 30, 2024 They had yet another NUFC match thread tonight. "Won the 'we beat Chelsea reserves at home cup'" from mackem hero/bell-end Keith 😂 https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/nufc-v-chelsea-carabao-cup-round-four-kick-off-7-45pm-sky-sports.1643540/page-13 The meltdown now we've been drawn at home to Brentford will be epic ! 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebrokendoll 14302 Posted October 31, 2024 Share Posted October 31, 2024 11 hours ago, Tdansmith said: They had yet another NUFC match thread tonight. "Won the 'we beat Chelsea reserves at home cup'" from mackem hero/bell-end Keith 😂 https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/nufc-v-chelsea-carabao-cup-round-four-kick-off-7-45pm-sky-sports.1643540/page-13 The meltdown now we've been drawn at home to Brentford will be epic ! fucking keith man, our starting 11 last night cost about £250m, there's £440m as for this stupid cunt here.... we've never in our entire history been in the lower league these cunts have spent 5 years in, 4 of which were consecutive and very, very recent. as for nonces.... best keep quiet on that one bonny lad being as you all sang songs in support of one. 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 42173 Posted October 31, 2024 Share Posted October 31, 2024 I love how they’re so thick they don’t realise their scramble for the moral high ground involves their being racist. And it’s only ever one NUFC win away from being triggered no matter how well they’re doing 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzler 16218 Posted October 31, 2024 Share Posted October 31, 2024 THE MACKEM CEWKBEWK (HARDBACK) | alovesupreme "Page 1 - Homemade pink slices for ya marras. First get some flour, stick it in yeh mar's best pyrex dish. Hoy a few eggs in it and whisk it up peweh well. Next yeh neyd to get some sugar, stick loads in if yeh want - wa dinnit have any teyth to worry abewt. Finally, stick some 'pink' in it - Aah find it's best the yewse seyts from the stadium, but yeh can substitute the seyt for yeh best faded reg vardy shirt - but only the red stripes marra - dinnit tak the piss. Once yeh've done aal that stick the dish in the oven for a half hour on gas mark 6 - if yeh've connected up to ya neighbours supply to tak their gas then whack it up to a 7, but mak sheweh yeh tamper with that meyteh so tha dinnit find out. After a half hour tak the dish out the oven and let the horrible mess kewl down on the windeh sill for 20 minutes. Cut to serve. Garns well with: tha cheyse slices ya keyp in ya pocket." 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 50788 Posted October 31, 2024 Share Posted October 31, 2024 11 minutes ago, Dazzler said: THE MACKEM CEWKBEWK (HARDBACK) | alovesupreme Tak some chips, from the chinkies if the mrsister is busy having another bairn. Tak some cheeyse. Mix them up in a box or summat. Wallah- Cheeysey Chips! 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Carr's Gloves 4949 Posted October 31, 2024 Share Posted October 31, 2024 58 minutes ago, thebrokendoll said: fucking keith man, our starting 11 last night cost about £250m, there's £440m as for this stupid cunt here.... we've never in our entire history been in the lower league these cunts have spent 5 years in, 4 of which were consecutive and very, very recent. as for nonces.... best keep quiet on that one bonny lad being as you all sang songs in support of one. Is £440 m bang on or are you being conservative? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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