Craig 7996 Posted yesterday at 11:55 Share Posted yesterday at 11:55 3 minutes ago, Alex said: It’s a reference to the Bilbao Black Cats. Who live ‘in and around Bilbao’. All two of them Yeah I know, i did get where you were going with it, it's just fucking insane from them, but to be expected 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 38689 Posted yesterday at 12:01 Share Posted yesterday at 12:01 I just can't wait to hear about all their encounters with premier league fans who will all be over the moon they're back and will of course think the sun shines out of their derriere whilst slaughtering the mags before getting the hankies out towards the end for a real weepie as they mourn the premier league loss of the classy, Netflix phenomenon, Sunderland AFC. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 7996 Posted yesterday at 12:07 Share Posted yesterday at 12:07 Someone pointed out the other day that Pickford has never played for Everton against Sunderland. Wonder how that'll go down when they play them. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 7704 Posted yesterday at 12:15 Share Posted yesterday at 12:15 1 hour ago, thebrokendoll said: care for a flutter brett? 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 15423 Posted yesterday at 13:16 Share Posted yesterday at 13:16 They’re in for a massive rude awakening like. West Ham were in very sketchy form towards the end of last year but Bowen and Kudus alone could absolutely torture them. That’s before you get onto Palace’s front line and Villa are better man for man. That’s maybe the best start they could have hoped for and it’ll be impressive if they muster up more than 4/5 points 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 24890 Posted yesterday at 13:34 Share Posted yesterday at 13:34 Only beat us 3-0 at home without breaking sweat. 😂 This bloke really is a walking brain donor. Oh, I forgot, he's not. He uses a mobility scooter. 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 7996 Posted yesterday at 14:08 Share Posted yesterday at 14:08 33 minutes ago, Renton said: Only beat us 3-0 at home without breaking sweat. 😂 This bloke really is a walking brain donor. Oh, I forgot, he's not. He uses a mobility scooter. Anyone being donated his brain would need a fucking refund. 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 38689 Posted yesterday at 14:50 Share Posted yesterday at 14:50 "Whose brain, did you give him? Don't say it was Abby Normal again?!" "No, not him." "Who, then?" It was....... Keyth." "Noooooo!" 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 38304 Posted yesterday at 15:47 Share Posted yesterday at 15:47 Taking that 3-0 fucking walkover as some sort of positive it’s a shame it’s not an Olympic year as Keith would have a chance of a gold medal in the mental gymnastics category 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebrokendoll 11159 Posted 23 hours ago Share Posted 23 hours ago imagine the cunts who failed the interview when keith landed the job as a moderator over there man. 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 12574 Posted 23 hours ago Share Posted 23 hours ago They'll have a fit when they see what Man U think of them: 13 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 38689 Posted 23 hours ago Share Posted 23 hours ago 4 minutes ago, Toonpack said: They'll have a fit when they see what Man U think of them: So they categorise Burnley, Brighton, Brentford, Fulham and Bournemouth as a bigger draw than the massive lads fans of Netflix? 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 15423 Posted 23 hours ago Share Posted 23 hours ago Did they fuck “gift” us a goal either. They were caught out by a faster, stronger team’s high press. I suggest they get used to that 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJS 4782 Posted 22 hours ago Share Posted 22 hours ago (edited) Even without considering Villa who'll hammer them, the way they think they're going to get points off West Ham, Palace and Brentford suggests a rude awakening Edited 22 hours ago by NJS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 24890 Posted 20 hours ago Share Posted 20 hours ago 5 hours ago, Alex said: Taking that 3-0 fucking walkover as some sort of positive it’s a shame it’s not an Olympic year as Keith would have a chance of a gold medal in the mental gymnastics category Talking of mental gymnastics, well, just mental really..... 11 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew 5747 Posted 19 hours ago Share Posted 19 hours ago 3 hours ago, NJS said: Even without considering Villa who'll hammer them, the way they think they're going to get points off West Ham, Palace and Brentford suggests a rude awakening They finished about 30 points behind burnley last season. Top after those five fixtures would be a reasonable shout for us, they'll be lucky to have 3 points. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebrokendoll 11159 Posted 11 hours ago Share Posted 11 hours ago 11 hours ago, Toonpack said: They'll have a fit when they see what Man U think of them: can't help thinking ratcliffe's missed a trick here mind. there'll me 70,000 man utd supporters desperate to line warwick road in a guard of honour for the mackem's return. tickets will be priceless. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzler 13038 Posted 9 hours ago Share Posted 9 hours ago 11 hours ago, Renton said: Talking of mental gymnastics, well, just mental really..... It's funny because the hate was totally assumed by the mackem based on the evidence presented. Sounds like the customer just wanted to have a bit of banter, and the mackem got his feelings hurt based on an insult the customer never even made. I'm shocked to hear of it tbh. The fans of massive lads are usually so laid back and their self-awareness is second to none. That's why we all regard them as the greatest fans in the worl...well maybe Euro...Bri...Eng.... the Regi...Sunder.....Whitburn? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 24890 Posted 9 hours ago Share Posted 9 hours ago 5 minutes ago, Dazzler said: It's funny because the hate was totally assumed by the mackem based on the evidence presented. Sounds like the customer just wanted to have a bit of banter, and the mackem got his feelings hurt based on an insult the customer never even made. I'm shocked to hear of it tbh. The fans of massive lads are usually so laid back and their self-awareness is second to none. That's why we all regard them as the greatest fans in the worl...well maybe Euro...Bri...Eng.... the Regi...Sunder.....Whitburn? Maybe the person on the phone just didn't start applauding him? I mean that's surely a hate crime right there. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 11551 Posted 8 hours ago Share Posted 8 hours ago (edited) 14 hours ago, Ayatollah Hermione said: Did they fuck “gift” us a goal either. They were caught out by a faster, stronger team’s high press. I suggest they get used to that We barely broke sweat and beat them comfortably 3-0. An Own Goal, a Penalty and succumbing to our high press. So, in all instances their players were so shit scared or so inferior to ours they shat the bed. Weren't we told that the standard of a player is dependent on the league they're playing in? So where those players were Championship standard, now they've been promoted, they're de facto Premier League level? If that's the case, they've no excuse for not being able to make a good fist of a European push, right? I mean, that Pepe Le Pew they insisted was the best signing in the second flight ever, will frolic through even the meanest top flight defence. Their manager will lock horns with great tacticians like Guardiola and Slot and the like, no doubt coming out on top/be fucking terrible and needs to be fired (depending on the oscillating mood of the fans). Sunderland are like Americans. Just as no American is poor they're just a temporarily embarrassed millionaire, no Mackem squad is shite they're just temporarily embarrassed title challengers. Also, they're fat, thick and racist. Edited 8 hours ago by The Fish 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 34892 Posted 8 hours ago Share Posted 8 hours ago Their manager has to be favourite to be the first to be sacked surely? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 7996 Posted 7 hours ago Share Posted 7 hours ago 22 minutes ago, ewerk said: Their manager has to be favourite to be the first to be sacked surely? Spurs got there first. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 11551 Posted 7 hours ago Share Posted 7 hours ago 21 minutes ago, ewerk said: Their manager has to be favourite to be the first to be sacked surely? The odds aren't up yet, but I'd expect Sunderland, Leeds, and Burnley all to be favourites to make a change. Wolves, Forest, Chelsea will be up there too. Not because their managers are poor, just that the owners are quick to pull the trigger. I'd enjoy Amorim getting the boot before Xmas, unless he's doing particularly badly. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 13201 Posted 6 hours ago Share Posted 6 hours ago 1 hour ago, ewerk said: Their manager has to be favourite to be the first to be sacked surely? Would it be funnier if he got sacked 3 games in or poached by Stoke? 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzler 13038 Posted 5 hours ago Share Posted 5 hours ago 43 minutes ago, RobinRobin said: Would it be funnier if he got sacked 3 games in or poached by Stoke? Sacked when they're top after five games for underachieving. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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