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Dazzler
Just now, Tom said:


They are still tracking what “Jobe” gets up at Dortmund :lol: 

 

I absolutely cannot fathom the mindset. 
 

“another assist for our Jobe” etc 

Imagine being so shit that you actively root for players that couldn’t wait to leave.

 

Suppose it makes a change from racially abusing former players like.

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Howmanheyman
46 minutes ago, Tom said:


They are still tracking what “Jobe” gets up at Dortmund :lol: 

 

I absolutely cannot fathom the mindset. 
 

“another assist for our Jobe” etc 

 

:lol:

 

Half the time he was shit as well according to them? 

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Dazzler

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Thierry Henry Smile GIF by hamlet

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Howmanheyman
6 hours ago, thebrokendoll said:

they've currently got a thread going in smb about things to do in rome.....

 

https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/rome-advice.1658782/

 

guess who's back?

 

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"Tak that, Magimus Saudeyus Ponteylandinium!..... Oh, wait, sorry marra, thought ya warra mag! Do yay hate the mags anaarrl? FTM."

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Monkeys Fist

:lol:
 

The Cheeyse stains. :lol:
 

 

He looks like John Prescott’s unwanted brother. 

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Alex

They’ve won a major trophy and played competitive European football more recently than Gateshead was in County Durham 👍🏻

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Monkeys Fist
1 minute ago, Alex said:

They’ve won a major trophy and played competitive European football more recently than Gateshead was in County Durham 👍🏻

Bedevere Henderson running the midfield battalions and Galahad Pickford picking up horse shite at the back. 

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Craig
18 minutes ago, Howmanheyman said:

 

 

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"Tak that, Magimus Saudeyus Ponteylandinium!..... Oh, wait, sorry marra, thought ya warra mag! Do yay hate the mags anaarrl? FTM."


Fake News. There's no blue pop or keeyze.

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Monkeys Fist
Just now, Craig said:


Fake News. There's no blue pop or keeyze.

He’s eaten them, the fat fuck. 

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Craig
1 minute ago, Monkeys Fist said:

He’s eaten them, the fat fuck. 


That's gonna need some monstrous lock picks :puke: 

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Alex

I know it’s meant to be Roman ruins but it reminded of the time when fucking hundreds of them queued up to climb to the top of Penshaw monument. I.e. a slightly higher view from the top of a column already perched on top of a hill :lol: 

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Monkeys Fist
2 minutes ago, Craig said:


That's gonna need some monstrous lock picks :puke: 

Locksmith-“What kind of lock is it?”

Mackem Lard- “ Chubb …”

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Howmanheyman
13 minutes ago, Alex said:

I know it’s meant to be Roman ruins but it reminded of the time when fucking hundreds of them queued up to climb to the top of Penshaw monument. I.e. a slightly higher view from the top of a column already perched on top of a hill :lol: 

 

 

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"Nearly at the top, marra! FTM!"

 

"FTM! Ah bet the Mags couldn't climb up Penshaw monument like us? Gerrin!"

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Renton
53 minutes ago, Dazzler said:

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DURHAM road marra.

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Monkeys Fist
1 minute ago, Renton said:

 

DERRUM  road marra.

Myp

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Craig
5 minutes ago, Renton said:

 

DURHAM road marra.


Stood in Co. Durham ... with an NE9 post code. Honestly man, these fucking idiots :lol:

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Howmanheyman
On 20/06/2025 at 15:59, Renton said:

Why aye.

 

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What rayley happened....

 

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thebrokendoll
2 minutes ago, Renton said:

New York, Paris, Milan, Sunderland.

 

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:lol:

 

dear fucking god. '

globally recognised' appears to be the new 'classy'

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Gemmill

They're fucking doolally. This season is gonna be fucking amazing. 

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Howmanheyman
5 minutes ago, thebrokendoll said:

 

:lol:

 

dear fucking god. '

globally recognised' appears to be the new 'classy'

 

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"Ah definitely recognise this, marra. It's a globe of the earth. 99.5% of it is Durham, the rest is mag territory."

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Alex

The globally recognised SR6 postcode area 

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Dougle
2 hours ago, Howmanheyman said:

 

What rayley happened....

 

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unique and classier

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thebrokendoll
12 hours ago, Renton said:

New York, Paris, Milan, Sunderland.

 

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from that same thread...

 

 

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I'm no expert on these fuckers but other than bellingham, who they intermittently hated and thought was shite and appears to be a massive punt by dortmund that he turns out like his brother. surely birmingham city have a bigger claim on the development of either of the bellingham boys than these mackem cunts?

isn't their only other big sales in these amazing few years ross stewart to southampton for £8m in '23, played 15 scored 1

and jack clarke to ipswich for about £12m, 0 goals in 20 league appearances, hated by the tractor boys and is being  punted out after only a year?

 

duly noted and in awe.

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Kitman

Being too broke to buy players doesn't translate into having a system for developing players. And back in the world of facts, this so-called globally recognised talent lost 5 in a row (FTM) before scraping through the play offs by the skin of their teeth.

 

Let's see if they're still signing the praises of this imagined system when the same players are routinely getting drubbed week in week out by PL teams with real talent

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