ChezGiven 0 Posted May 3, 2013 Share Posted May 3, 2013 The middle aged women love it haha Your getting to the age where their age doesnt matter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 12581 Posted May 3, 2013 Share Posted May 3, 2013 Your getting to the age where their age doesnt matter. Tell that to Stuart Hall Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChezGiven 0 Posted May 3, 2013 Share Posted May 3, 2013 Well that came out wrong. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 26385 Posted May 3, 2013 Share Posted May 3, 2013 Mirrors i'm starting to get like that. got my haircut last night and couldn't get over this middle aged bloke with the wrinkled forehead and bags under his eyes staring back at me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 50776 Posted May 3, 2013 Share Posted May 3, 2013 Well that came out wrong. Wait until your plums get their first grey "friend" J69, then you'll feel old. Edit: a second of eye stinging plucking, then it's " Can't see it, never happened " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 9342 Posted May 3, 2013 Share Posted May 3, 2013 I don't have particularly hairy balls fortunately Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 50776 Posted May 3, 2013 Share Posted May 3, 2013 That's another thing, until I started going bald, I wasn't particularly hairy , bodywise. I daren't go near Velcro now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 26385 Posted May 3, 2013 Share Posted May 3, 2013 That's another thing, until I started going bald, I wasn't particularly hairy , bodywise. I daren't go near Velcro now. i think i've said this before on here but i've found one of the most depressing thing about advancing years to be the hair that starts growing out of your nose, just as the hair on your head starts thinning. i tried plucking it but it brought tears to my eyes so had to purchase a nasal hair trimmer. i've yet to have it start sprouting out of my ears but it's surely only a matter of time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 9342 Posted May 3, 2013 Share Posted May 3, 2013 I've started getting ear pubes come to think of it. Every couple of weeks I'm plucking 2 or 3 thick black hairs out me lugs! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 12581 Posted May 3, 2013 Share Posted May 3, 2013 That's another thing, until I started going bald, I wasn't particularly hairy , bodywise. I daren't go near Velcro now. It's mother nature's cruelest joke isn't it. All the hair on my head has migrated, the odd one or two starting to settle on the Shoulder Steppes, some setting up camp north of Claggy Valley, A large number haven't travelled far; seeking the secluded Nasal caves. As yet there's none putting down roots in the Ear Peninsula, but I won't be surprised when they do appear. All the while my face gets bigger and bigger, and no fucker wants that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 50776 Posted May 3, 2013 Share Posted May 3, 2013 If human body-lice hadn't died out , the little fuckers could travel from my eyebrows to my toes by any route whatsoever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 43974 Posted May 5, 2013 Share Posted May 5, 2013 Eat lots of fibre as claggy shites and hairy arseholes have you on constant wipe mode. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyluke 2 Posted May 5, 2013 Share Posted May 5, 2013 Made my consultant feel very old the other day. He mentioned he worked in Nottingham for most if the eighties and we established that he could well have anaesthetised my mother for the caesarians for either or both my brother and I. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 43974 Posted May 6, 2013 Share Posted May 6, 2013 I was telling a kid at work I used to wear a tea cosy on my head and do an impression of Jamiraquai dancing when I was pissed after hearing one of his songs on the radio. Kid hadn't a clue who he was. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 12581 Posted May 6, 2013 Share Posted May 6, 2013 I was telling a kid at work I used to wear a tea cosy on my head and do an impression of Jamiraquai dancing when I was pissed after hearing one of his songs on the radio. Kid hadn't a clue who he was. Jesus, that does make me feel old. I loved Jamiroquai's album. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJS 5305 Posted May 6, 2013 Share Posted May 6, 2013 Never liked him and his nutting is in the top five funniest things I've ever seen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 9006 Posted May 6, 2013 Share Posted May 6, 2013 Never liked him and his nutting is in the top five funniest things I've ever seen. Forgot about that, agreed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 26385 Posted May 6, 2013 Share Posted May 6, 2013 Footballers breaking through that were born in the mid 90s Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyluke 2 Posted May 6, 2013 Share Posted May 6, 2013 Footballers breaking through that were born in the mid 90s Ditto with pornstars Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monroe Transfer 1 Posted May 6, 2013 Share Posted May 6, 2013 Lionel Messi is younger than me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gejon 2 Posted May 6, 2013 Share Posted May 6, 2013 Lionel Messi is younger than me Fuck right off! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 653 Posted June 10, 2013 Share Posted June 10, 2013 This month sees the 30th Anniversary of the first screening of Series 1 of Blackadder... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweetleftpeg 0 Posted June 11, 2013 Share Posted June 11, 2013 I follow Frances Bean Cobain on twitter and she's now 20. April next year will also be 20 years since Kurt Cobain killed himself. Fuck a duck to both of those. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 63312 Posted June 11, 2013 Share Posted June 11, 2013 Is she a total fuckup? Fair play to her if she's not. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweetleftpeg 0 Posted June 11, 2013 Share Posted June 11, 2013 Is she a total fuckup? Fair play to her if she's not. She seems alright actually. She tends to just post pictures of herself looking moody and smoking tabs. Her moment of glory on there came when one of the Kardashians tweeted something about 'why is life so hard sometimes?' and she fucking laid into her. It was top bombing! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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