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Kevin Carr's Gloves
24 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

 

Hired a car and drove to Kos Town, SplitArseFace!

 

I've been to see Hippocrates's Tree - it's FUCKED. Needs the Sycamore Gap treatment. 

Are you visiting all of the tourist traps?

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Does Isak have kids?
 

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Juan Cruz asked to leave Leganés few months ago, but the club stands firm and demands €10m which is his release clause. The player is now seriously considering requesting paternity leave from Leganés, a situation never seen before in Spain for a professional footballer.

https://www.marca.com/futbol/leganes/2025/08/19/juan-cruz-situacion-limite-leganes.html



 

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Gemmill
15 minutes ago, Kevin Carr's Gloves said:

Are you visiting all of the tourist traps?

 

Nah, we skipped YER MA'S FANNY. 

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Renton
25 minutes ago, wykikitoon said:

 

Murphy trying to stick up for Isak.

Shock


CUNT

 

Well, he does really help with his assist record. 🤷‍♂️

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Holden McGroin
1 minute ago, Renton said:

 

Well, he does really help with his assist record. 🤷‍♂️


Season 4 No GIF

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ewerk
7 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

 

Nah, we skipped YER MA'S FANNY. 

 

The jokes on you, she only accepts coach loads.

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Kevin Carr's Gloves
1 hour ago, Gemmill said:

 

Nah, we skipped YER MA'S FANNY. 

Aye that sounds about as up to date as hippocrates tree in that it died many years ago

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trophyshy
1 hour ago, Gemmill said:

 

Hired a car and drove to Kos Town, SplitArseFace!

 

I've been to see Hippocrates's Tree - it's FUCKED. Needs the Sycamore Gap treatment. 

 

Is it a hippocratic oak?

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Toonpack
Just now, trophyshy said:

 

Is it a hippocratic oak?

 

Not far from the beech evidently

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thebrokendoll
7 minutes ago, Toonpack said:

 

Not far from the beech evidently

yew sure?

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Toonpack
8 minutes ago, thebrokendoll said:

yew sure?

Firly certain aye

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thebrokendoll
23 minutes ago, Toonpack said:

Firly certain aye

 

don't yewsually involve meself with these things, till i found how much they wind gems up.

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Monkeys Fist
3 minutes ago, thebrokendoll said:

till i found how much they wind gems up.

Gemmill…

 

*face palm. 

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Toonpack
5 minutes ago, thebrokendoll said:

 

don't yewsually involve meself with these things, till i found how much they wind gems up.

 

Ah I see, that old chestnut.

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Renton
12 minutes ago, thebrokendoll said:

 

don't yewsually involve meself with these things, till i found how much they wind gems up.

 

Keep it up. He'll be sycamore jokes like this.

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Craig

Anyone wanna hazard a guess which absolute weapon has come out with this diatribe?

 

"It’s been really fascinating watching it unfold. Isak stayed very quiet and, despite everybody talking like he’s done 100 statements, that’s the first thing he’s said.

"It’s nice for the public to have everything clarified. It’s interesting that he makes out that they’ve already had talks a long time ago about him potentially leaving, he feels that they’ve gone back on their word.

"He’s given them a great service, they’ve qualified for the Champions League, won a trophy, but he wants out.

"I get it from a footballer’s point of view, you only get one short career, you want to play for the best teams, and this might be his one big chance to do so, but obviously Newcastle hold the aces, they’ve got him under contract.

"Sadly, if you’re going to force a move, then it’s not pretty, the actions that a player takes can’t be pretty, and that’s what we’re seeing.

"Whether he puts in a transfer request or is refusing to play, which is obviously the end of the scale, there’s not much worse you can do than that, to refuse to come in.

"He’s doing everything he can to force that dream move and I hear it, I understand it but I don’t necessarily agree with it, but I also don’t sit here and say that no other footballer would do that, of course they would.

"There’s loads of pundits out there that are up in arms about what’s happening but I can guarantee that they’d be doing the same.

"This is one short career, it’s not like he came through the ranks, it’s not like he’s a born and bred Geordie, he is basically trying to be as good a player as he can be in a short career and if that means forcing a move to probably the best team in the world then I get why he’s doing it.

"I just look at the alternative, and nobody says a word nine times out of ten when clubs force a player out against their will, the reality is that happens all the time, the clubs do all the dirty stuff."

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Dazzler
3 minutes ago, Craig said:

Anyone wanna hazard a guess which absolute weapon has come out with this diatribe?

 

"It’s been really fascinating watching it unfold. Isak stayed very quiet and, despite everybody talking like he’s done 100 statements, that’s the first thing he’s said.

"It’s nice for the public to have everything clarified. It’s interesting that he makes out that they’ve already had talks a long time ago about him potentially leaving, he feels that they’ve gone back on their word.

"He’s given them a great service, they’ve qualified for the Champions League, won a trophy, but he wants out.

"I get it from a footballer’s point of view, you only get one short career, you want to play for the best teams, and this might be his one big chance to do so, but obviously Newcastle hold the aces, they’ve got him under contract.

"Sadly, if you’re going to force a move, then it’s not pretty, the actions that a player takes can’t be pretty, and that’s what we’re seeing.

"Whether he puts in a transfer request or is refusing to play, which is obviously the end of the scale, there’s not much worse you can do than that, to refuse to come in.

"He’s doing everything he can to force that dream move and I hear it, I understand it but I don’t necessarily agree with it, but I also don’t sit here and say that no other footballer would do that, of course they would.

"There’s loads of pundits out there that are up in arms about what’s happening but I can guarantee that they’d be doing the same.

"This is one short career, it’s not like he came through the ranks, it’s not like he’s a born and bred Geordie, he is basically trying to be as good a player as he can be in a short career and if that means forcing a move to probably the best team in the world then I get why he’s doing it.

"I just look at the alternative, and nobody says a word nine times out of ten when clubs force a player out against their will, the reality is that happens all the time, the clubs do all the dirty stuff."

Merson or Rio Ferdinand. 

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Kevin Carr's Gloves
1 minute ago, Craig said:

:lol:

 

 

IMG_9126.jpeg

His son’s a bit of a ponce.

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Craig
Just now, Dazzler said:

Merson or Rio Ferdinand. 

 

Golden Memories and Silver Tears on X: "Did you watch the original  Catchphrase presented by Roy Walker from 1986-1999? By the way  @RoyWalkerLegend “it's good but it's not right” 🤷🏻‍♀️ What's that

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Rayvin
7 minutes ago, Craig said:

Anyone wanna hazard a guess which absolute weapon has come out with this diatribe?

 

"It’s been really fascinating watching it unfold. Isak stayed very quiet and, despite everybody talking like he’s done 100 statements, that’s the first thing he’s said.

"It’s nice for the public to have everything clarified. It’s interesting that he makes out that they’ve already had talks a long time ago about him potentially leaving, he feels that they’ve gone back on their word.

"He’s given them a great service, they’ve qualified for the Champions League, won a trophy, but he wants out.

"I get it from a footballer’s point of view, you only get one short career, you want to play for the best teams, and this might be his one big chance to do so, but obviously Newcastle hold the aces, they’ve got him under contract.

"Sadly, if you’re going to force a move, then it’s not pretty, the actions that a player takes can’t be pretty, and that’s what we’re seeing.

"Whether he puts in a transfer request or is refusing to play, which is obviously the end of the scale, there’s not much worse you can do than that, to refuse to come in.

"He’s doing everything he can to force that dream move and I hear it, I understand it but I don’t necessarily agree with it, but I also don’t sit here and say that no other footballer would do that, of course they would.

"There’s loads of pundits out there that are up in arms about what’s happening but I can guarantee that they’d be doing the same.

"This is one short career, it’s not like he came through the ranks, it’s not like he’s a born and bred Geordie, he is basically trying to be as good a player as he can be in a short career and if that means forcing a move to probably the best team in the world then I get why he’s doing it.

"I just look at the alternative, and nobody says a word nine times out of ten when clubs force a player out against their will, the reality is that happens all the time, the clubs do all the dirty stuff."

 

Owen?

 

Maybe a few too many words for him tbh though. He'd have gotten bored with it about two sentences in.

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Craig
Just now, Rayvin said:

 

Owen?

 

Maybe a few too many words for him tbh though. He's have gotten bored with it about two sentences in.


Correct. Michael fucking Owen. 

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Rayvin
3 minutes ago, Craig said:

:lol:

 

 

IMG_9126.jpeg

 

This has to be a parody account, surely?

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Rayvin
Just now, Craig said:


Correct. Michael fucking Owen. 

 

The weapon's weapon :lol:

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Alex
8 minutes ago, Craig said:

Anyone wanna hazard a guess which absolute weapon has come out with this diatribe?

 

"It’s been really fascinating watching it unfold. Isak stayed very quiet and, despite everybody talking like he’s done 100 statements, that’s the first thing he’s said.

"It’s nice for the public to have everything clarified. It’s interesting that he makes out that they’ve already had talks a long time ago about him potentially leaving, he feels that they’ve gone back on their word.

"He’s given them a great service, they’ve qualified for the Champions League, won a trophy, but he wants out.

"I get it from a footballer’s point of view, you only get one short career, you want to play for the best teams, and this might be his one big chance to do so, but obviously Newcastle hold the aces, they’ve got him under contract.

"Sadly, if you’re going to force a move, then it’s not pretty, the actions that a player takes can’t be pretty, and that’s what we’re seeing.

"Whether he puts in a transfer request or is refusing to play, which is obviously the end of the scale, there’s not much worse you can do than that, to refuse to come in.

"He’s doing everything he can to force that dream move and I hear it, I understand it but I don’t necessarily agree with it, but I also don’t sit here and say that no other footballer would do that, of course they would.

"There’s loads of pundits out there that are up in arms about what’s happening but I can guarantee that they’d be doing the same.

"This is one short career, it’s not like he came through the ranks, it’s not like he’s a born and bred Geordie, he is basically trying to be as good a player as he can be in a short career and if that means forcing a move to probably the best team in the world then I get why he’s doing it.

"I just look at the alternative, and nobody says a word nine times out of ten when clubs force a player out against their will, the reality is that happens all the time, the clubs do all the dirty stuff."

Carragher? 

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