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[NJS 5305]

Just popped out and came back to sky announcing an hours build-up to their most important game of the century. 

 

Is it possible for a group of humans to orgasm continuously for 3 hours? 

[Tdansmith 3260]

1 minute ago, NJS said:

Just popped out and came back to sky announcing an hours build-up to their most important game of the century. 

 

Is it possible for a group of humans to orgasm continuously for 3 hours? 

[Alex 42163]

Caught a bit of the madness on the radio. I love how the sweaties refer to VAR as ‘the VAR’ (said like car). 

[Holden McGroin 9912]

What we hoping for in the biggest game of the century?

 

I’d love to see Man Utd get pummelled here but I suspect that would be the end of Ten Fraud.

 

id also love to see Liverpool drop points. 
 

I’m torn. Maybe a draw is best.

 

[Ayatollah Hermione 17238]

Drury, Carragher and Neville has to be an easy contender for worst commentary team of all time 

[Howmanheyman 43974]

Just put the game of the century on now as I was out so missed the (I'm assuming), understated build up. The sky erections for this game apparently visible from space so they reckon. 

[Howmanheyman 43974]

Neville always does Man U games, Carragher always does Liverpool matches. 

 

Sky production team member: "Who's going to do the game when they play each other?"

 

Sky Producer:

[Holden McGroin 9912]

Neville: 9 shots against already. That’ll be 36 conceded by the end of the game at this ratio. 

[Gemmill 63312]

 

"How's it going Erik?" 

 

"DO NOT INTERRUPT MY PROGRESS!" 

[Ayatollah Hermione 17238]

Liverpool are spurning these chances that Man United are just handing them so it’s nailed on that little crater faced goblin up front for Man United is going to score an undeserved screamer 

[Holden McGroin 9912]

Isn’t this standard Man U stats/performance? McTominay will come on and get the equaliser in the 85th minute. 

Edited April 7, 2024 by Holden McGroin

[GrahamTaylor5 1783]

When did keepers start using Vaseline on their gloves?

[Holden McGroin 9912]

Mainoo completely lost Diaz. Schoolboy stuff from Englands next great hope. He clearly  is not ready yet for International football. 

[Gemmill 63312]

15 minutes ago, Holden McGroin said:

Isn’t this standard Man U stats/performance? McTominay will come on and get the equaliser in the 85th minute. 

 

This is why they're so low in the expected points league. The more shots you concede, the more games you'll lose in the long run. Their current position in the league is the result of a combination of individual brilliance, unbelievable luck, and compliant refereeing. 

 

And here we go again.

 

[Gemmill 63312]

Tbf, Liverpool dropping points would be fucking HILARIOUS. I'll take a draw and still he confident we'll overhaul these dicks. 

[NJS 5305]

Sweeper keepers eh? 

[GrahamTaylor5 1783]

How is it possible to dislike two teams playing eachother so much at the same time?

[Tdansmith 3260]

24 minutes ago, GrahamTaylor5 said:

When did keepers start using Vaseline on their gloves?

Wasn't it Joe Hart that started to do it?

[ewerk 39291]

Liverpool  

[Gemmill 63312]

 Klopp looking insanely camp. 

 

[Ayatollah Hermione 17238]

Starting to think this Man United tactic is by design  Just keep everything crossed and hope someone scores a screamer 

[Renton 27805]

Fantastic goal dat 'la. 

Edited April 7, 2024 by Renton

[Howmanheyman 43974]

No false grin, klopp? What gives? 

 

[Renton 27805]

Battle of the cunts, German Klopp vs. Dutch man Ten Hag (and did I see Shteve McClaren there as assistant)? 

Needs must though and hope Klopp ends up Fist pumping at the end. 

[spongebob toonpants 5197]

 

Edited April 7, 2024 by spongebob toonpants