Sir Eddie’s club legends v Everton - happy and glorious

[Christmas Tree 5598]

20 minutes ago, Alex said:

Boldon is in the wild no man’s land that forms the area between our superior urban  conurbation and the inferior mackem one. 

 

He was a sofa salesman, and good at his job, but he committed the ultimate sin—and took the commission for a three piece suite after his colleague had done all legwork. Defeated in the small claims court, now he prowls the badlands... hunting late night fares... an avuncular taxi driver with a penchant for camp music... a renegade.

 

As it happens I haven't drove a Taxi since last September, bar one day I think in March, where I launched a heart felt, yet totally doomed to failure, comeback.   This week is the first time in about 20 years where I have not renewed my Taxi MOT and had to get a far cheaper normal one. I have until January to decide whether to renew my personal Taxi Licence, but alas old age is catching up with me a bit and Im currently seeing a physio for advice (which I am not following as I believe he is wrong). Experts!  

 

Having just watched the first two episodes of shameles (US) , I now think there lies a pretty perfect model to follow.  

 

[Alex 38231]

5 minutes ago, Christmas Tree said:

 

As it happens I haven't drove a Taxi since last September, bar one day I think in March, where I launched a heart felt, yet totally doomed to failure, comeback.   This week is the first time in about 20 years where I have not renewed my Taxi MOT and had to get a far cheaper normal one. I have until January to decide whether to renew my personal Taxi Licence, but alas old age is catching up with me a bit and Im currently seeing a physio for advice (which I am not following as I believe he is wrong). Experts!  

 

Having just watched the first two episodes of shameles (US) , I now think there lies a pretty perfect model to follow.  

 

Hope you get the issue sorted, whatever it is, mate. 

[Dr Gloom 24584]

34 minutes ago, Alex said:

Boldon is in the wild no man’s land that forms the area between our superior urban  conurbation and the inferior mackem one. 

 

He was a sofa salesman, and good at his job, but he committed the ultimate sin—and took the commission for a three piece suite after his colleague had done all legwork. Defeated in the small claims court, now he prowls the badlands... hunting late night fares... an avuncular taxi driver with a penchant for camp music... a renegade.

You should pitch this to Netflix  

[Monkeys Fist 46859]

34 minutes ago, Alex said:

now he prowls the badlands... hunting late night fares... and Debbie from Accounts  

Historical Accuracy’ed YP. 

Also…

53 minutes ago, Christmas Tree said:

South Tyneside actually and probably closer to the Tyne than most on here

Went on google earth, measured shortest straight line from your car outside your gaff to the Tyne - 4.354km 

 

Ditto My car outside my gaff- 4.361km. 

You win by 7 fucking metres. 

 

I agree with Dougle, you’re a cunt 

[Monkeys Fist 46859]

5 minutes ago, Alex said:

Hope you get the issue sorted, whatever it is, mate. 

 

[Christmas Tree 5598]

54 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said:

Historical Accuracy’ed YP. 

Also…

Went on google earth, measured shortest straight line from your car outside your gaff to the Tyne - 4.354km 

 

Ditto My car outside my gaff- 4.361km. 

You win by 7 fucking metres. 

 

I agree with Dougle, you’re a cunt 

 

 But how dare you! 4.12 metres and less if I go to the bottom of the garden. 

 

 

[Monkeys Fist 46859]

1 hour ago, Christmas Tree said:

less if I go to the bottom of the garden. 

You have to add 1000m to account for climbing the sofa/deaddogs/budgies/metector mountain. 

[Dr Gloom 24584]

i forgot about his metal detector fad

[Christmas Tree 5598]

1 hour ago, Dr Gloom said:

i forgot about his metal detector fad

Other than getting abused off hazel nut latte drinking, guardian loving lefties, it was my favourite hobby.

 

About to go up for sale though  

[Monkeys Fist 46859]

3 hours ago, Christmas Tree said:

About to go up for sale though

Have you found all the spoons, then?