Guest alex Posted December 13, 2006 Share Posted December 13, 2006 Anyone fancy a bit of Rugby tomorrow? Ipswich are desperately short of hookers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 18050 Posted December 13, 2006 Share Posted December 13, 2006 Dear me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
curry stained pilchard 0 Posted December 13, 2006 Share Posted December 13, 2006 (edited) A young lad walks in on his mam while she's having a bath. He asks his mam "what's that?" pointing at her vagina. Feeling embarrassed she quickly replies "It's where daddy hit me with an axe". The little lad says "what, right in the cunt?" Edited December 13, 2006 by Fat Boy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted December 13, 2006 Share Posted December 13, 2006 A young lad walks in on his mam while she's having a bath. He asks his mam "what's that?" pointing at her vagina. Feeling embarrassed she quickly replies "It's where daddy hit me with an axe". The little lad says "what, right in the cunt?" The old ones are the best. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
curry stained pilchard 0 Posted December 13, 2006 Share Posted December 13, 2006 A young lad walks in on his mam while she's having a bath. He asks his mam "what's that?" pointing at her vagina. Feeling embarrassed she quickly replies "It's where daddy hit me with an axe". The little lad says "what, right in the cunt?" The old ones are the best. What, vaginas? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted December 13, 2006 Share Posted December 13, 2006 (edited) A young lad walks in on his mam while she's having a bath. He asks his mam "what's that?" pointing at her vagina. Feeling embarrassed she quickly replies "It's where daddy hit me with an axe". The little lad says "what, right in the cunt?" The old ones are the best. What, vaginas? Jokes. And don't call me Vaginas. Edited December 13, 2006 by alex Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted December 13, 2006 Share Posted December 13, 2006 What do you call 100 white people running down a hill? Avalance. What do you call 100 asians running down a hill? Mudslide. What do you call 100 blacks running down a hill? Jailbreak. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ted Maul 0 Posted December 13, 2006 Share Posted December 13, 2006 What's the difference between the Ipswich Ripper and Mr. Kipling? Mr. Kipling put 6 tarts in a box. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazarus 0 Posted December 13, 2006 Share Posted December 13, 2006 What's the difference between the Ipswich Ripper and Mr. Kipling? Mr. Kipling put 6 tarts in a box. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimbo 175 Posted December 13, 2006 Share Posted December 13, 2006 The Ipswich match on saturday has been called off, a dyslexic serial killer has killed the 5 substitutes...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geordiesned 0 Posted December 14, 2006 Share Posted December 14, 2006 The Ipswich match on saturday has been called off, a dyslexic serial killer has killed the 5 substitutes...... Apparently there's a dyslexic Santa on the loose in Ipswich who keeps leaving prozzies under the tree. I got slapped by a shop assistant today. I can't understand why! I was in a bakery in Ipswich and I said, "Oooh, I could murder a tart" Job Vacancy Prostitutes required - Ipswich area Good rates of pay but the shifts are murder Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheInspiration 1 Posted December 14, 2006 Share Posted December 14, 2006 What's worse than finding a hair in your soup? Having breast cancer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 17238 Posted December 14, 2006 Share Posted December 14, 2006 The Ipswich match on saturday has been called off, a dyslexic serial killer has killed the 5 substitutes...... I got slapped by a shop assistant today. I can't understand why! I was in a bakery in Ipswich and I said, "Oooh, I could murder a tart" Brilliant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 28572 Posted December 15, 2006 Share Posted December 15, 2006 All the prostitues that have been killed in Ipswich had Weetabix shoved up their arses. Police are looking for a cereal killer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WubbleUC 0 Posted December 16, 2006 Share Posted December 16, 2006 Bernard Matthews has issued a £10,000 reward for the arrest of the Prostitute killer. He commented 'I've been strangling birds here for years, this is my fucking patch.' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Carr's Gloves 4949 Posted December 16, 2006 Share Posted December 16, 2006 All of the rugby in the Ipswich area has been cancelled. All of the hookers have gone into hiding. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted December 16, 2006 Share Posted December 16, 2006 Peter Suttcliffe, 6 years, 13 girls. ...... New Bloke, 5 girls two weeks, you don't get quicker than an ipswich ripper Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazarus 0 Posted December 16, 2006 Share Posted December 16, 2006 Peter Suttcliffe, 6 years, 13 girls. ...... New Bloke, 5 girls two weeks, you don't get quicker than an ipswich ripper Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweetleftpeg 0 Posted December 18, 2006 Share Posted December 18, 2006 You think it's cold up here, it's minus 5 in Ipswich. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweetleftpeg 0 Posted December 18, 2006 Share Posted December 18, 2006 Roy Keane is interested in signing the Suffolk Strangler, anyone who can strike 5 times in 10 days... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheInspiration 1 Posted December 18, 2006 Share Posted December 18, 2006 Three travellers stopped off at a hotel for the night. They enquired about seperate rooms, but were told there was only one room with one bed. They were reluctant to share the same bed, but thought they had to in the end as they were very tired and there was nowhere else to stay. They all squeezed into the bed. The next morning, after they all woke up, the man on the left said "I dreamt I had the greatest wank ever!" "Wow, so did I," said the man on the right. The man in the middle then said, "I didn't - I dreamt I was skiing." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 18050 Posted December 18, 2006 Share Posted December 18, 2006 What's the difference between the Ipswich Ripper and Mr. Kipling? Mr. Kipling put 6 tarts in a box. And the Ipswich Ripper makes exceedingly good wakes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Kenneth Noisewater 0 Posted January 13, 2007 Share Posted January 13, 2007 Saddam's Cat: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Dr Kenneth Noisewater 0 Posted January 15, 2007 Share Posted January 15, 2007 Papa's got a brand new (body)bag. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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