Gemmill 63312 Posted April 1, 2011 Share Posted April 1, 2011 What has 12,000 legs and 4 tits? The Race for Life. Yes, it's horrible and I'm sorry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tinofbeans 93 Posted April 1, 2011 Share Posted April 1, 2011 What has 12,000 legs and 4 tits? The Race for Life. Yes, it's horrible and I'm sorry. ouch. not good at all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 50776 Posted April 1, 2011 Share Posted April 1, 2011 RIP Eddie Stobart I see they are making a film about him? I've just seen the trailer. It's freightful. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 50776 Posted April 1, 2011 Share Posted April 1, 2011 As a mark of respect , Eddie Stobarts coroner is cutting him up on the M6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 12581 Posted April 1, 2011 Share Posted April 1, 2011 life as a prostitute just got a fraction safer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AgentAxeman 593 Posted April 1, 2011 Share Posted April 1, 2011 Apparently Hitler didnt really want to kill the Jews. He REALLY wanted to kill all the paki's but couldnt get the fucka's to go in the shower!! .................. a bit too much? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheMoog 0 Posted April 2, 2011 Share Posted April 2, 2011 Apparently Hitler didnt really want to kill the Jews. He REALLY wanted to kill all the paki's but couldnt get the fucka's to go in the shower!! .................. a bit too much? Never, not in this thread Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Kenneth Noisewater 0 Posted April 2, 2011 Share Posted April 2, 2011 The results of Eddie Stobart's post-mortem have been released. Apparently he was HGV-positive. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 50776 Posted April 4, 2011 Share Posted April 4, 2011 I fucking LOVE being bipolar, it's horrible. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj 17 Posted April 18, 2011 Share Posted April 18, 2011 Being a Paedophile living in Sunderland, I try to attract girls aged 13 to 14. As these are usually the ones with the youngest kids. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 50776 Posted April 18, 2011 Share Posted April 18, 2011 SKY NEWS- Sunderland Man In Court For Triple Stabbing … …Apparently he had a knife in each hand. ©sickipedia Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Billy Castell 0 Posted April 19, 2011 Share Posted April 19, 2011 Not so much a joke, but when on holiday in New Zealand I found an old book from the 70's with celebrities and their favourite recipes. Elton John was in it.................and so was Karen Carpenter. I wish I had bought it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 9006 Posted April 19, 2011 Share Posted April 19, 2011 Knock knock Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 50776 Posted April 19, 2011 Share Posted April 19, 2011 Knock knock Who dat? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 9006 Posted April 20, 2011 Share Posted April 20, 2011 Knock knock Who dat? To Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 18050 Posted April 20, 2011 Share Posted April 20, 2011 Knock knock Who dat? To To Madeira? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 9006 Posted April 20, 2011 Share Posted April 20, 2011 Knock knock Who dat? To To Madeira? aye, why the fuck not. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holden McGroin 9912 Posted April 28, 2011 Share Posted April 28, 2011 How does Stephen Hawking ejaculate? CTRL + V Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 50776 Posted May 1, 2011 Share Posted May 1, 2011 Q:What's the difference between JLS and a bunch of useless blackcurrants? A: rra Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyluke 2 Posted May 1, 2011 Share Posted May 1, 2011 oh dear. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyluke 2 Posted May 1, 2011 Share Posted May 1, 2011 oh dear. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 50776 Posted May 1, 2011 Share Posted May 1, 2011 Sir Henry Cooper doesnt care about the Playstation hack… … he's an ex-boxer. Too soon? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyluke 2 Posted May 1, 2011 Share Posted May 1, 2011 Too shit more like. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walliver 0 Posted May 3, 2011 Share Posted May 3, 2011 He retired from boxing a long time ago tbh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 9006 Posted May 4, 2011 Share Posted May 4, 2011 My friend found out last night that he is both gay and dyslexic...... He's still in Daniel Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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