JawD 99 Posted November 26, 2010 Share Posted November 26, 2010 Roses are redViolets are blue I've got Autism Bus. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Besty 4 Posted November 26, 2010 Share Posted November 26, 2010 Roses are redViolets are blue I've got Autism Bus. Class. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Kenneth Noisewater 0 Posted November 26, 2010 Share Posted November 26, 2010 Roses are redViolets are blue I've got Autism Bus. Roses are green, Violets are yellow, Did I mention I'm colour-blind? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
@yourservice 68 Posted November 26, 2010 Share Posted November 26, 2010 Roses are redViolets are blue I've got Autism Bus. Roses are green, Violets are yellow, Did I mention I'm colour-blind? Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got alzheimer's, Porridge Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Welsh Magpie 0 Posted November 28, 2010 Share Posted November 28, 2010 Make sure you have enough money to buy the McCann's new book by simply not paying for a babysitter next time you go out on the piss with your mates. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 43974 Posted November 28, 2010 Share Posted November 28, 2010 Roses are redViolets are blue I've got Autism Bus. Roses are green, Violets are yellow, Did I mention I'm colour-blind? Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got alzheimer's, Porridge Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Kenneth Noisewater 0 Posted November 28, 2010 Share Posted November 28, 2010 Roses are redViolets are blue I've got Autism Bus. Roses are green, Violets are yellow, Did I mention I'm colour-blind? Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got alzheimer's, Porridge Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got alzheimer's, Porridge Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Besty 4 Posted November 28, 2010 Share Posted November 28, 2010 Roses are redViolets are blue I've got Autism Bus. Roses are green, Violets are yellow, Did I mention I'm colour-blind? Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got alzheimer's, Porridge Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got alzheimer's, Porridge Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got alzheimer's, Porridge Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 50776 Posted November 28, 2010 Share Posted November 28, 2010 Tractor Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Welsh Magpie 0 Posted November 29, 2010 Share Posted November 29, 2010 There was once a young man from Dowducket Whose cock was so long he could suck it He said with a grin Wiping spunk from his chin "if my ear was a cunt I would fuck it" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
@yourservice 68 Posted November 29, 2010 Share Posted November 29, 2010 I love this time of year! all the snow and coldness, much better than the summer - at least I have an excuse for my 1" nob now! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobbyshinton 81 Posted December 1, 2010 Share Posted December 1, 2010 What's the worst thing about having a baby?Putting the nappy back on afterwards. What's the worst thing about screwing a 3 year old? Getting blood on your clown suit. I was walking through the woods the other night with my nephew. He said "These woods sure are scary!" I said"Dunno what you're complaining about-I have to walk home alone..." Older then Berb tbh hoo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted December 1, 2010 Share Posted December 1, 2010 There was once a young man from Dowducket Whose cock was so long he could suck it He said with a grin Wiping spunk from his chin "if my ear was a cunt I would fuck it" Not Nantucket? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 6705 Posted December 1, 2010 Share Posted December 1, 2010 There once was a mincer called Keith Who circumcised men with his teeth It wasn't for leisure or sexual pleasure He just liked doing it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 50776 Posted December 1, 2010 Share Posted December 1, 2010 There once was a mincer called KeithWho circumcised men with his teeth It wasn't for leisure or sexual pleasure He just liked doing it. Did get to keep any tips? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Welsh Magpie 0 Posted December 3, 2010 Share Posted December 3, 2010 I just saw a group of youths holding a lads face in a puddle and calling him a Paki. I remember thinking, "That's a bit shallow." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 50776 Posted December 3, 2010 Share Posted December 3, 2010 How many taxi drivers does it take to change a light bulb? "Go all the way up there in this weather? Oooh, I'm just about to knock off mate" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 12581 Posted December 4, 2010 Share Posted December 4, 2010 (edited) When Muslim parents have to use the, "Open wide, here comes the air-plane!" technique, do they just smash it in their face and make explosive noises? I raised the alarm at work today. The midgets were furious. Edited December 4, 2010 by The Fish Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 50776 Posted December 4, 2010 Share Posted December 4, 2010 When Muslim parents have to use the, "Open wide, here comes the air-plane!" technique, do they just smash it in their face and make explosive noises? I raised the alarm at work today. The midgets were furious. Midgets are comedy gold Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 12581 Posted December 4, 2010 Share Posted December 4, 2010 (edited) I'm not saying that Liverpool's a shithole, but I went there the other day and there was a guy down the market selling fake Primark gear. Anyone else noticed Ireland ran out of money when the Pope said condoms were okay? Edited December 4, 2010 by The Fish Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Kenneth Noisewater 0 Posted December 4, 2010 Share Posted December 4, 2010 I'm not saying that Liverpool's a shithole, but I went there the other day and there was a guy down the market selling fake Primark gear. It was European City of Culture you know. I left my car there, and when I came back it was up on books. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted December 5, 2010 Share Posted December 5, 2010 I'm not saying that Liverpool's a shithole, but I went there the other day and there was a guy down the market selling fake Primark gear. Anyone else noticed Ireland ran out of money when the Pope said condoms were okay? You writing these yourself fish? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 6705 Posted December 5, 2010 Share Posted December 5, 2010 I was horrified to find out this morning that I've got Pakistani blood. Luckily it's only a little bit on the front bumper, most of it is under the wheel arches where you can't see it... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 50776 Posted December 7, 2010 Share Posted December 7, 2010 Oh! You better watch out, You better not cry, You better not shout, I'm telling you why: This fucking cellar is soundproof! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shackbleep 0 Posted December 7, 2010 Share Posted December 7, 2010 I'm not saying that Liverpool's a shithole, but I went there the other day and there was a guy down the market selling fake Primark gear. Anyone else noticed Ireland ran out of money when the Pope said condoms were okay? You writing these yourself fish? Toughguymick I'm guessing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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