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is more adept to wearing womens clothes than I!

 

buys their moomoos from army surplus stores.

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should note it's unlikely soccermom has ever spoken down to anyone, given she's so often on her knees.

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realises that the flat-head could be improved by having a cooling compartment and a video display...

 

 

and has made me realise I basically want a blowjob of a female R2D2.

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realises that the flat-head could be improved by having a cooling compartment and a video display...

 

 

and has made me realise I basically want a blowjob of a female R2D2.

 

 

is himself confused by the english language and the use of "of" and "off". Shame.

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spotted my deliberate mistake and wins herself an angry fingering by a lonely panda.

Shot his load when they brought out those 'Hetty' vacuum cleaners :)

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has probably already arranged the pay per view for the event.

 

 

(oh and don't try to pass off your failing as deliberate, you're an illiterate dick, just admit it for once)

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submitted a request to use the Large Hadron Superconducting Supercollider and a method of stimulating his nanoscopic penis.

 

 

(is also on their rag, baffling scientists the world over)

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