Guest Toplass-101 Posted December 20, 2005 Share Posted December 20, 2005 is welcome to surf the net and have a simultaneous shit in my carzy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sammynb 2934 Posted December 20, 2005 Share Posted December 20, 2005 Has just developed a new sex craze in puds and jimbo's houses. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Toplass-101 Posted December 21, 2005 Share Posted December 21, 2005 gets an extension cable and drags his pc in the the loo, whilst trying to imply that the fetish does not belong to himself Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sammynb 2934 Posted December 21, 2005 Share Posted December 21, 2005 Should know I have many fetishes but poo play isn't one, now if you're interested in the many uses of twine and a selection of household items then I'm your man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Toplass-101 Posted December 21, 2005 Share Posted December 21, 2005 could teach me about the use of twine, and can call round if anal beads are a household item in his pad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sammynb 2934 Posted December 21, 2005 Share Posted December 21, 2005 (edited) Should know anal beads and butt plug are in hand (and ready to be utilised on the fpa) but alas I am on the otherside of the world, at work and with a shocking hang over. But give me a few days and I might make it in time for christmas with my tub of vicks as well. Edited December 21, 2005 by sammynb Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Toplass-101 Posted December 21, 2005 Share Posted December 21, 2005 vicks!... needs to tell me more, what the hell does anal beads a butt plug and vicks do ? help you arse breathe more easily ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sammynb 2934 Posted December 21, 2005 Share Posted December 21, 2005 should know vicks is a mighty fine lub replacement (obviously not when using rubber products) for vaginal sex, the fast you go the hotter it gets. alternative if toplass is more hard core there is always deep heat! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Toplass-101 Posted December 21, 2005 Share Posted December 21, 2005 Should ensure a plentiful supply of lube is to hand when using "implements", invest in some ISO-Butyl Nitrite and refrain from using the contents of his medicine cabinet as he may one day have a cold or pull a muscle and require his deep heat or vicks which will be no use to him if he has shoved it up his arse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sammynb 2934 Posted December 21, 2005 Share Posted December 21, 2005 Should know my ass is for sitting on but her's is a different matter if that's the way she goes (plus have you used those??? talk about a slight warmth - fucking hell I've got hotter from friction.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peasepud 59 Posted December 21, 2005 Share Posted December 21, 2005 will be paid the standard 'gay sex chat line workers fee' regardless of how many millions subscribe to "Peasepuds thread of filth" at 10 quid a pop. Also needs to inform Toplass that WiFi' fying her laptop would appear to have been a big mistake as moving it into the bedroom suddenly opens up a whole new persona. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Toplass-101 Posted December 21, 2005 Share Posted December 21, 2005 knows it was all his fault for letting me drink on a school night, and should also know my persona has returned to normal (well as normal as it ever was) and Im now back to being the angel he knows me to be;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sammynb 2934 Posted December 21, 2005 Share Posted December 21, 2005 Should know angels always turn out to be the dirtiest whores because being an angel for to long is boring. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Toplass-101 Posted December 21, 2005 Share Posted December 21, 2005 knows its true as he graduated from the school angels as a fully qualified whore many moons ago Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peasepud 59 Posted December 21, 2005 Share Posted December 21, 2005 knows that shes top Angel around these parts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Toplass-101 Posted December 21, 2005 Share Posted December 21, 2005 is welcome to buff up my halo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sammynb 2934 Posted December 21, 2005 Share Posted December 21, 2005 really wants more than their halo buffing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peasepud 59 Posted December 21, 2005 Share Posted December 21, 2005 wants to watch he doesnt wake up with a strange bloke looking menacing into his bedroom window (without the aid of ladders ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sammynb 2934 Posted December 21, 2005 Share Posted December 21, 2005 is tall but will still have trouble reaching the 3rd floor of the block of units I live in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Toplass-101 Posted December 21, 2005 Share Posted December 21, 2005 Would satisfy yet another fantasy of his if a man was watching at his bedroom window. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sammynb 2934 Posted December 21, 2005 Share Posted December 21, 2005 Should know it is so bloody hot here at the moment that the windows and blinds are open all the time, so having an audience is nothing new and no longer a turn on - ok maybe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Toplass-101 Posted December 22, 2005 Share Posted December 22, 2005 perv Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 9328 Posted December 22, 2005 Share Posted December 22, 2005 is calling the kettle black Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mags 1 Posted December 22, 2005 Share Posted December 22, 2005 could give lessons in pervishness. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sammynb 2934 Posted December 22, 2005 Share Posted December 22, 2005 should know the fish has more kinks than pervs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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