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"Trapped In The Closet" is a single released by R&B singer R. Kelly. The song is an ongoing narrative which Kelly has sent to radio one part at a time. As of November 2005, twelve parts have been released, played on radio. The story is about a man named Sylvester, portrayed by Kelly. Sylvester is likely taken from Kelly's middle name. The song is notable and unique for many reasons including its absence of a chorus, its detailed and linear narration of a story in a conversational and sometimes rambling manner, its dramatics, and its dangling cliffhangers that occur between parts. Detractors of the song argue the story is told with a choppy, semi-literate tone, while the music and vocalization are the same in every part of the song. Kelly maintains that he is a genius for pioneering what he calls "hip-hopera." The song has also reached a minor cult status as a piece of unintentional comedy, some fans going as far to refer to it as the "Plan 9 of music videos."

 

Chapter 9 is genius

 

http://www.youtube.com/w/Trapped-in-the-Cl...%20the%20closet

 

 

:lol: :lol: :rolleyes:

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Now the midget jumps out of the cabinet and stomps the policeman on his toe,

The policeman's hopping around on one leg screaming "Son of a Bitch" while he runs under the tay-bowl."

 

 

Who rhymes "toe" and "table"?

 

I think this is the greatest comedy I've ever seen. I've had to go and order the full DVD...

 

http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B000BI5MQ...?v=glance&n=130

 

Apparently there's a very earnest commentary by R where he states in all seriousness "'Trapped in the Closet' will be around long after I've gone, it has had a "global closet effect.""

 

 

:lol:

 

It can't arrive soon enough tbh

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Right well i've watched it all ... what a rubbish ending. Some of these celebs really live in their own little world.

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Right well i've watched it all ... what a rubbish ending. Some of these celebs really live in their own little world.

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Yeah the end was dissapointing. But leaves it wide open for a follow up :lol:

 

And what about the bit where the knife comes out? "I'm gonna cut this bitch" :lol:

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Well i must say this title certainly led me to believe this thread was going to be about something else :lol:

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Well i must say this title certainly led me to believe this thread was going to be about something else  :lol:

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I thought it was going to be about DantheMan tbh :lol:

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Well i must say this title certainly led me to believe this thread was going to be about something else  :rolleyes:

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I thought it was going to be about DantheMan tbh :lol:

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Just cause of those shorts :lol:

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Well i must say this title certainly led me to believe this thread was going to be about something else  :lol:

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I thought it was going to be about DantheMan tbh :lol:

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Just cause of those shorts :lol:

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And the Eurovision obsession, and the liking of Erasure...

 

I could go on.... :rolleyes:

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Well i must say this title certainly led me to believe this thread was going to be about something else  :lol:

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I thought it was going to be about DantheMan tbh :rolleyes:

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Just cause of those shorts :lol:

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And the Eurovision obsession, and the liking of Erasure...

 

I could go on.... :lol:

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How about trying to get Cath's number next time he's in the Milburn stand

:lol:

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Well i must say this title certainly led me to believe this thread was going to be about something else  :lol:

144388[/snapback]

 

I thought it was going to be about DantheMan tbh :lol:

144392[/snapback]

 

Just cause of those shorts :lol:

144395[/snapback]

 

And the Eurovision obsession, and the liking of Erasure...

 

I could go on.... :lol:

144397[/snapback]

 

How about trying to get Cath's number next time he's in the Milburn stand

:rolleyes:

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He's been trying to get my photo out of me for ages man :lol: Looking forward to meeting him at the summer pissup! :lol:

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surprised HF started this thread... was expecting to see Gemmils name plastered all over this.

 

"and the midget said "This ain't good for my heart"

 

this must be a piss take.

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