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Sat at the computer and felt something brush on me foot so I look down and there's a spider as I reach down to flick it of the cheeky fucker runs up the inside of me trouser leg!

 

 

I had a horrible idea that it might be some kind of rare bollock eating spider from Guam, he'd have a fine feast on my cobblers so I freak out and start twatting my shin with a book just as me dad walks past the room, I'm shouting "keep away from me knackers ye devil!"

 

squooshed it though ;)

 

had to wash me leg again though.

 

 

me dad does now think I've some psychological problems though

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*looks down at his feet* I fooking hate spirders me!

 

 

It's true they'd do a runner if you go anywhere near them and they do eat other bugs around the house, but there's just something not right about them! A little hairy hand that crawls with big eyes & teeth no matter how big it is tends to bring a little discomfort. I don't kill them, I'd grab a cup and mat to scoop it up and throw it out, but now it seems to be spider season and there are hundreds of the buggers crawling out of nowhere...! ;)

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Can spiders breathe under water?

 

A massive one was in me bog (under water), so I was taking a photo of it to scare my kid when it starts scurrying about.

 

I shit me pants.

 

Had to be some alien face hugger.

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Can spiders breathe under water?

 

A massive one was in me bog (under water), so I was taking a photo of it to scare my kid when it starts scurrying about.

 

I shit me pants.

 

Had to be some alien face hugger.

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You should've crushed it with said turd. ;)

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Bet you let it crawl up there for a bit first. ;)

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you kidding me? eight legs... all hairy?

 

sounds more like Meenzers idea of a good night out

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Bet you let it crawl up there for a bit first. ;)

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you kidding me? eight legs... all hairy?

 

sounds more like Meenzers idea of a good night out

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Quiet night in more like. ;)

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Bet you let it crawl up there for a bit first. :)

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you kidding me? eight legs... all hairy?

 

sounds more like Meenzers idea of a good night out

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Quiet night in more like. ;)

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;)

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it's a link to a list of insanely beautiful women. No nudity, nothing unsafe for work just gorgeous women

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wrong thread? ;)

 

PM'd incidentally.

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Mate, I have days like that every day on here, join the club...!  ;)

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aye, but you didn't have a hairy testicly-vore clambering after your flower pot men did ya? ;)

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;)  big girl's blouses tbf. you lads faint when you get a paper cut?

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fuck you man, you weren't there, it was at me knee!

 

an inch further and he would have been rapelling the north face of the (One) Eye-ger

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Mate, I have days like that every day on here, join the club...!  ;)

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aye, but you didn't have a hairy testicly-vore clambering after your flower pot men did ya? :)

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I'm not gay! ;):)

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I’m not afraid of them, I just don’t particularly like them. It's like when your out in town and a female monster approaches you with confidence, you just want to grab a big cup & mat to scoop her up and throw her out the window only she ends up scooping you up and you end up trying to climb out her bedroom window...!

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Mate, I have days like that every day on here, join the club...!  ;)

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aye, but you didn't have a hairy testicly-vore clambering after your flower pot men did ya? :)

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I'm not gay! ;):)

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Just curious.

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confucious say even one eyed snake have the measure of 8 legged insect.

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he also said

 

"Man who lets Testicly-vore clamber over cobblers is like Lieutenant Colonel Custer... not brave, just fucking stupid."

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always suspected he gained his insight via the miracle of time travel  ;)

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how else would he know to remark "Sunderland? Confucious say" Not even I could could mastermind a winning philosophy for that bunch of degenerate mud humpers" "

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Bet you let it crawl up there for a bit first. :)

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you kidding me? eight legs... all hairy?

 

sounds more like Meenzers idea of a good night out

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Quiet night in more like. :)

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;)

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Bastids. :bedhump:

 

 

 

 

 

;)

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