paddy 9 Posted September 15, 2006 Share Posted September 15, 2006 guys n gals, i was wondering if anyone on here knows of any ways to be a complete twat towards someone let me explain..........one of the lads at my old work is being a twat towards one of my mates lasses, so paddy wants to strike some revenge in a harmless kinda way, ie getting loads of shite sent to the house and loads of annon texts etc etc, ones that cost the person money would be better, any way if anyone on here has a nasty streak, which of course i highly doubt could you please post your ideas ta verwy much Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geordie Boyo 23 Posted September 15, 2006 Share Posted September 15, 2006 I'd say bitch-slap him so hard that he falls to the ground then grab both of his ears and continuously head-butt him.....or if you don't want to get sacked throw a chair off his back when your boss isn't looking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 13919 Posted September 15, 2006 Share Posted September 15, 2006 Learn kung fu and murder his entire family in one night. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimbo 133 Posted September 15, 2006 Share Posted September 15, 2006 http://www.revengeguy.com/archive/index.htm http://www.thepayback.com/revengestories.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 6369 Posted September 15, 2006 Share Posted September 15, 2006 If you've got his mobile number, be sure to sign him up on a few dodgy websites making sure his number is clearly visable. As for the mail thing then if you can get ahold of one of those packs of 'advertisment cards' and fill in his name an address on each one he'll have junk mail forever more. Additionally you could always PM SMO his mobile number and he could do his worst! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj 17 Posted September 15, 2006 Share Posted September 15, 2006 Bum his dog. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paddy 9 Posted September 15, 2006 Author Share Posted September 15, 2006 oh dear i could not bring myself to let smo loose Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimbo 133 Posted September 15, 2006 Share Posted September 15, 2006 If you've got his mobile number, be sure to sign him up on a few dodgy websites making sure his number is clearly visable. As for the mail thing then if you can get ahold of one of those packs of 'advertisment cards' and fill in his name an address on each one he'll have junk mail forever more. Additionally you could always PM SMO his mobile number and he could do his worst! Its amazing the results of writing a mobile number on the wall in the Gents in a pub, a "Friend" wrote mine on a Gents shit-house wall once, and I had no end of "punters" ring my phone morning noon and night. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 6369 Posted September 15, 2006 Share Posted September 15, 2006 oh dear i could not bring myself to let smo loose Pictures of SMO's cock sent to his phone is sure to get the desired effect, non? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Patrokles Posted September 15, 2006 Share Posted September 15, 2006 Go on N-O and ask Bellers, T27, or thompers. They'd definitely have the requisite experience. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
asteroidblitz 12 Posted September 15, 2006 Share Posted September 15, 2006 Get the classifieds in the Sunday papers and sign up to as many of the freepost/freephone numbers as possible. He'll be getting shite for weeks. Also, go to insurance quote websites and put his renewal dates for a different month on each site ensuring a steady flow of calls. Tick all the 'I want you to give my details to everyone' boxes. Don't bother with spam sites, as they'll be blacklisted by any half-decent spam filter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted September 15, 2006 Share Posted September 15, 2006 Bum his dog. Haven't you seen Butterfly Effect? Can only lead to troublesome paradoxes tbh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Create an account or sign in to comment
You need to be a member in order to leave a comment
Create an account
Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!
Register a new accountSign in
Already have an account? Sign in here.
Sign In Now