adios 717 Posted September 25, 2006 Share Posted September 25, 2006 Today I put a condom in the harvest festival collection at my school. Straight to hell. I have sex, you know. There was that time I led a lass on by going into town with her and ended up getting mortal in a pub, which ended in: "Why did you go out with me that day if you have a girlfriend?" "I wanted to go into town." Have I mentioned I talk to girls? Exactly my thoughts as I read that post. What a twat. Bit harsh, like. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyluke 1 Posted September 25, 2006 Share Posted September 25, 2006 Today I put a condom in the harvest festival collection at my school. Straight to hell. I have sex, you know. There was that time I led a lass on by going into town with her and ended up getting mortal in a pub, which ended in: "Why did you go out with me that day if you have a girlfriend?" "I wanted to go into town." Have I mentioned I talk to girls? Exactly my thoughts as I read that post. What a twat. Bit harsh, like. Are you judging me? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
themags 0 Posted September 26, 2006 Share Posted September 26, 2006 I'm a nice guy so nothing to bad. back in my DJ'ing days, the DJ booth was next to the lasses toilets, it was canny busy and a lass came out and said she needed some toilet roll as there was none left, I announced over the mic that we need some toilet roll to the lasses toilets ASAP as this girl is dying for a shit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth Operator 10 Posted September 26, 2006 Share Posted September 26, 2006 I could fill this thread with many a sinful tale but have to watch what I post now over my works server! Will strive to post it privately soon!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gerrard 0 Posted September 26, 2006 Share Posted September 26, 2006 nothing too serious.... when I was 13, I stuck a walkie talkie in the boot of my dads car right parked right outside my house... i was waiting patiently by the bedrooom window waiting for some one to walk past the car.. Unfortunately & eventually an old lady arrived...as soon as she got close to the car I was yelling "help! please help me! I'm stuck in the boot, HELP" so the poor lady could just hear noises from the car thinking that someone is really stuck in the car boot he he The woman looked so distressed! I felt so guilty and I ran downstairs & apologised to the poor woman... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Kelly 1117 Posted September 26, 2006 Share Posted September 26, 2006 nothing too serious.... when I was 13, I stuck a walkie talkie in the boot of my dads car right parked right outside my house... i was waiting patiently by the bedrooom window waiting for some one to walk past the car.. Unfortunately & eventually an old lady arrived...as soon as she got close to the car I was yelling "help! please help me! I'm stuck in the boot, HELP" so the poor lady could just hear noises from the car thinking that someone is really stuck in the car boot he he The woman looked so distressed! I felt so guilty and I ran downstairs & apologised to the poor woman... Puff Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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