David Kelly

If there's any truth in the supposed interest from Man Utd in Longstaff, I can see him being keen to fuck off too. As always it won't be as bad as some fear because it's basically impossible for everyone to go at once. But you'll probably see some of the players we rate looking a lot lower quality now.

They wouldn't even realise that actually makes them look even more stupid. They'll think they're deflecting blame on him,

Aye I am. I'm in total agreement with you too. And I don't see how there is a collective effort that I am going against. We get 50k there every game so I can only assume that we should be getting over 100k if the collective are all boycotting. In the real world, if there is an actual collective boycott of certain matches, I'm happy to join in. But just not turning up every match when the money is already paid is completely unrealistic. I can see there being a boycott of the Arsenal game if the rest of the summer goes the way we expect but I'm in Spain then so I won't be there regardless.

I can honestly believe that they haven't even considered a replacement.

Gary Monk's black and white army! Fucking pathetic.

Having to learn how many days there are in June is obviously slowing them down.

Yeah but the old one had stripes!

X-men Dark Phoenix. It apparently has performed really poorly and certainly has some continuity issues from previous X-Men films but I enjoyed it probably more than the last Avengers film. Maybe it's just because I like X-Men more in general.

The one good thing about VAR was that it meant the match ran past Love Island last night. I'd have been to tired to move off the settee to get out of the way of it.

Wor lass hasn't quite worked out that I'm paying absolutely no attention to it when it's on. She keeps making comments looking for me to come back with a response. The only response she's likely to get is turn this fucking shite off.

It would be a massive surprise if he was on target with this given his form.

I see Joselu thinks we're getting new owners.

Haven't the Chronicle already said this isn't the actual strip? As it happens I was at the beach in South Shields on Monday and I saw someone with that on. I can confirm that it looks as bad, if not worse when seen for real.

Because no cunt has any interest in talking about their tin pot club. It must get tiresome for them when other fans have no interest in them.

It's Royston fucking Vasey man, no non locals are welcome there at all. Mind there's non want to go there either.