David Kelly

1917. Thought it was well made but the lack of any real story means it's only good rather than great imo.

You might not get all 3000 in one place like.

Don’t think there really is any away fan pubs in Newcastle. But there’s nowhere that will stop you from coming in just because you’re an away supporter. There’s thousands of parking spaces and hundreds of bars within a mile of the ground.

I've seen it, it's one of the best fakes I think I've ever seen. I was more impressed by the work that had gone into it than I was with the actual content

Spoilers man ffs.

Is creating anything for the forwards not a problem too? I'm well past defending Joelinton now but our midfield is absolute dog shit that never controls a game or gets the ball to our attackers in decent positions.

The Gentlemen. If you still want anything at all from Guy Ritchie these days, this is probably what you want. Gangster film in the same vein as Lock Stock and Snatch. Not as good as them but still a canny watch. I particularly liked Hugh Grant and Colin Farrell.

Can we not get him signed on for the Toon? Or perhaps get him to front a buy out?

Glad I've been off sick the last couple of days as it allowed me to watch five day test cricket in all its glory. Stokes is an absolute freak. To put in a bowling performance like that at the end on a dead pitch after being amazing in the field and lasing their bowlers all over the park was truly staggering. Good to see performances from Sibley and Pope too.

Really liked the new Star Wars, much better than the last one. Seen Jojo Rabbit the other day and thought it was excellent.

You think? We had 27% possession against an average team. They had numerous chances to score and it's really only Dubravka who prevented that. We only managed a couple of attacks all game. It could have easily went the same way as the Villa game imo.

We could have easily got no points from the last two games and it wouldn't have been undeserved. We can't continue to play this badly and keep winning games, our inspired manager needs to come up with a plan to put the pressure back on the opposition when we're playing the other weaker sides. That said a wins and win and it's difficult to be anything other than very happy with 7 points from the last three games.

I see tory boy has resigned.

Yeah I agree Shelvey doesn't help, I actually think Ki keeps possession better when he's on his game, which unfortunately isn't regularly enough. Getting the ball up to Rondon quickly might have made some sense but what are we doing now? Shelvey doesn't play every game and you can probably look over the last 3 seasons and we'll barely have a game that we had the lions share of possession. So if we have players capable keeping possession why don't we? Like you I think we need a good defensive midfielder.

I actually agree with a lot of what Wilder said. When he says it after his team didn't play to the whistle, something you're told to do at school let alone when you're a professional footballer, and they've thrown away a game, it just sounds like sour grapes. VAR is still shite and will kill the game.