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Tantric Masturbation is to be avoided.

 

Wouldn't that just be staring at your own penis and then touching yourself everywhere but, then 30 mins later knocking one out?

 

Thought that was classed as 'pissed, trying to have a wank'

 

Only just saw that. :)

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ive done my first yoga session!

 

well, when i say 'done', i mean i did part of it. <_<

 

this was supposed to be the beginners yoga but it was really difficult. Some of the poses i couldnt even hold, most of them i could only do for a few seconds. Some of the stretching brought tears to my eyes.

 

I'm kinda disappointed though - ive heard that doing yoga can make you fart but i didnt let rip once. :icon_lol:

 

Stick with it. You'll be surprised at how much easier it gets as you get more flexible :blush:

 

what the farting or the yoga? :o

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Ok, fine, I'll look at amazon!

 

Get Winsor Pilates. Feels like you've been hit by a fucking bus the next day.

 

Do you mean this one?

 

clicky

 

Not that particular book, but that's the right wifey.

 

Aha, I see. I think I'll try yoga as I want to embark on my career as a contortionist. Cheers for the advice though.

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