Jimbo 133 Posted October 23, 2006 Share Posted October 23, 2006 Train Defecator Hunted Updated: 17:16, Monday October 23, 2006 Police are searching for a man who has been defecating on trains across the country, causing around £60,000-worth of damage. The offender has struck on at least 30 trains since August, mainly in the South East, smearing excrement inside the carriages. He waits until he is alone in the carriage before committing the offence. His "exceptionally anti-social" actions have even resulted in carriages being taken out of service. British Transport Police warned that his unpleasant habit was creating a risk to public health. The force has released CCTV images of a man officers want to speak to in connection with the investigation. Detective Constable Donna Fox said the man's actions had resulted in "many carriages been taken out of service, causing disruption and cancellations to the train services and serious inconvenience to the travelling public. "This is obviously a serious public health issue as well as being exceptionally anti-social," she said. She added that there was no particular pattern as to when he appears. "He travels to various areas and at different times of the day and different days of the week," she said. "On at least one occasion CCTV footage shows the man being disturbed by a passenger walking through a train. "We are appealing for this man or anyone else who may have witnessed this man committing offences to contact us." She said that anyone who saw the man travelling on the railway network should not approach him, "but call the police or alert train staff immediately". Anyone with information should call the BTP Witness Appeal line on 020 7391 5275. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mad-on-the-cocks 0 Posted October 23, 2006 Share Posted October 23, 2006 Shit for brains. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 14110 Posted October 23, 2006 Share Posted October 23, 2006 Knowing south-eastern trains, it probably improves the ambience... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted October 23, 2006 Share Posted October 23, 2006 Probably SMO still bitter about not getting that conductors job. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimbo 133 Posted October 23, 2006 Author Share Posted October 23, 2006 In his defence, I think I'd rather take a shit in first class than take my chances in the actual toilet ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
curry stained pilchard 0 Posted October 24, 2006 Share Posted October 24, 2006 That's canny shit like... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob W 0 Posted October 24, 2006 Share Posted October 24, 2006 The money he pays he probably fels he owns the carriage but the embarrasement when he's caught!!!! Just think of the jokes down the pub.................. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster 0 Posted October 24, 2006 Share Posted October 24, 2006 He should own up to it. He would be a cert for a huge grant from some stupid council who think this sort of thing is art Mibbe it's rat boys natural career progression? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
curry stained pilchard 0 Posted October 24, 2006 Share Posted October 24, 2006 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 17870 Posted October 24, 2006 Share Posted October 24, 2006 Which dirty bastard has shat in this thread? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
curry stained pilchard 0 Posted October 24, 2006 Share Posted October 24, 2006 Which dirty bastard has shat in this thread? Shat Boy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazarus 0 Posted October 25, 2006 Share Posted October 25, 2006 Weve got a phantom shitter at our work. also one at main site i'm led to believe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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