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Getting the TEXT on my screen. Not pictures. :icon_lol:

 

;)

 

Pass the spade.

 

I meant as in the garden tool. :icon_lol:

 

Renton wants a go of the big black cock. It's there in black and white.

 

Did anyone watch that old music hall skit thing that pp posted by the way. The bloke singing "Can I have a goooo on your chebs?" to Queen Victoria. :icon_lol:

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You got that off something that was on telly recently. But I can't remember what show. :icon_lol:

 

Atleast I don't knick thread titles from Billy Connolly jokes :icon_lol:

 

At least I don't mistake Sean Connery for Martin Jol. :icon_lol:

 

 

Atleast i'm not hung like a Chinese mouse ;)

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Getting the TEXT on my screen. Not pictures. :icon_lol:

 

;)

 

Pass the spade.

 

I meant as in the garden tool. :icon_lol:

 

Renton wants a go of the big black cock. It's there in black and white.

 

Did anyone watch that old music hall skit thing that pp posted by the way. The bloke singing "Can I have a goooo on your chebs?" to Queen Victoria. :icon_lol:

 

I meant keep digging. As in using a spade (agriculatural implement) to dig a garden.

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You got that off something that was on telly recently. But I can't remember what show. :icon_lol:

 

Atleast I don't knick thread titles from Billy Connolly jokes :icon_lol:

 

At least I don't mistake Sean Connery for Martin Jol. :icon_lol:

 

 

Atleast i'm not hung like a Chinese mouse ;)

 

You're a midget though, aren't you? I'm sure you've admitted to being under 5 foot tall.

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Getting the TEXT on my screen. Not pictures. :icon_lol:

 

;)

 

Pass the spade.

 

I meant as in the garden tool. :icon_lol:

 

Renton wants a go of the big black cock. It's there in black and white.

 

Did anyone watch that old music hall skit thing that pp posted by the way. The bloke singing "Can I have a goooo on your chebs?" to Queen Victoria. :icon_lol:

 

I meant keep digging. As in using a spade (agriculatural implement) to dig a garden.

 

Slavery was abolished years ago Renton. You disgust me.

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You got that off something that was on telly recently. But I can't remember what show. :icon_lol:

 

Atleast I don't knick thread titles from Billy Connolly jokes :icon_lol:

 

At least I don't mistake Sean Connery for Martin Jol. <_<

 

 

Atleast i'm not hung like a Chinese mouse ;)

 

You're a midget though, aren't you? I'm sure you've admitted to being under 5 foot tall.

 

I stand at a very manly 5'11 with a 30 inch waist and slightly less skinnier arms than Mark. How about you? :icon_lol:

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