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  2. Announcing the Toontastic Patreon 1 2 3

    By Andrew,
    • 73 replies
    • 30.5k views

  3. NUFC Pictures - from days of old. 1 2 3 4 63

    By Craig,
    • 1.6k replies
    • 293.6k views
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  5. Eddies Inconsistent Magpies v Enzos Inconsistent Cockney wide boys - Sat 20th Dec 12:30 KO 1 2 3 4 17

    By Holden McGroin,
    • 402 replies
    • 3.2k views

  6. Eddie Howe's cup holding weekend no shows v Jacksonville Jaguars owner's cottagers

    By Toonpack,
    • 4 replies
    • 144 views

  7. Eddie’s Black and White Bottlers v Marco’s White and Black Cheese and Wine Eaters - Wed 17th Dec - 20:15 GMT 1 2 3 4 12

    By Holden McGroin,
    • 297 replies
    • 4.6k views

  8. I assume they're not going to customise the bar in our honour this time marra VS Eddie Howes constantly nackered mags at work 1 2 3 4 22

    By Andrew,
    • 527 replies
    • 11.5k views

  9. The Toontastic Discord

    By Gemmill,
    • 10 replies
    • 226 views

  10. A team Florian Wirtz used to be the best player for so they must be shit vs Eddie Howes 70 minute mags 1 2 3 4 16

    By Andrew,
    • 385 replies
    • 5.2k views

  11. It's the Eddie Howe Derby, The Scott Parker Derby, The Paul Gascoigne Derby but more importantly... 1 2 3 4

    By Andrew,
    • 80 replies
    • 1.7k views

  12. Gemill’s fault

    By Kevin Carr's Gloves,
    • 9 replies
    • 220 views

  13. Eddie Howes back monkey destroying away match specialists vs Thomas Franks...they're not thomas franks, they hate him (spurs) 1 2 3 4 18

    By Andrew,
    • 441 replies
    • 6.7k views

  14. David Moyes Everton vs Newcastle underperforming in the league but doing alright in europe - Thats right its 2004 again 1 2 3 4 15

    By Andrew,
    • 372 replies
    • 6.3k views

  15. fuck your namby pamby, drogbaless la marseillaise v general howe's relentless march with his fearless young defenders. 1 2 3 4 21

    By thebrokendoll,
    • 515 replies
    • 7.7k views

  16. Donald Trump and FIFA bring you the World Cup 2026 1 2 3

    By Ayatollah Hermione,
    • 69 replies
    • 1.6k views

  17. howe's team seemingly on a spiral of ever decreasing circles v guardiola's resurgent CITY who we always do so well against. get in, can't wait for this one! : 1 2 3 4 17

    By thebrokendoll,
    • 400 replies
    • 7.6k views

  18. Arrogant Set Piece Keith's Colony of Cockneys vs Sexy Tindall's 6 Foot + Emerald Green Monsters 1 2 3 4 25

    By NobbySol,
    • 607 replies
    • 10.8k views

  19. The green kit

    By trophyshy,
    • 18 replies
    • 589 views

  20. King Eddie's Faultering Press Retractors vs Bilbao Black Cats & The Williams Brothers 1 2 3 4 17

    By NobbySol,
    • 411 replies
    • 7.1k views

  21. Wor Eddie's Laced Up Mags v Cally Massive Willy Wilsons Blowing Bubble 'Ammers 1 2 3 4 32

    By wykikitoon,
    • 782 replies
    • 13.3k views

  22. Eddie's Inconsistent, who knows who's gonna turn up Mags v Franks Romero and Juliet 1 2 3 4 13

    By wykikitoon,
    • 304 replies
    • 5.5k views

  23. Wolte's Fucking Flicking Magic Mags v Traoré 'roid heed Full-Ham 1 2 3 4 14

    By wykikitoon,
    • 345 replies
    • 6.7k views

  24. Eddie Stuttering Mags v Is You Portugesehh Benfica 1 2 3 4 15

    By wykikitoon,
    • 355 replies
    • 6.6k views

  25. iam (Willie) McFaul

    By john,
    • 7 replies
    • 240 views

  26. Brighton vs Newcastle United 1 2 3 4 14

    By Dazzler,
    • 344 replies
    • 7.9k views

  27. Newcastle United vs Nottingham Forest 1 2 3 4 17

    By Dazzler,
    • 423 replies
    • 7.7k views

  28. Union SG (who?) vs Newcastle United 1 2 3 4 13

    By Dazzler,
    • 323 replies
    • 7.6k views

  29. Eddie Howe's Glorious Get Into Them Mags vs Thomas Partey's Former Club 1 2 3 4 21

    By Gemmill,
    • 513 replies
    • 10.8k views

  30. Newcastle United vs Bradford City 1 2 3 4 9

    By Gemmill,
    • 217 replies
    • 11.4k views

  31. Iraola's South Coast Softy Walters vs Eddie's Superstar Mags 1 2 3 4 18

    By Gemmill,   
    • 437 replies
    • 15.4k views

  32. Eddie's Tino-inspired titans v Barcelona 1 2 3 4 22

    By Dr Gloom,
    • 539 replies
    • 23.6k views

  33. Eddie’s stronger squad, which will bounce back after a turgid game against Leeds with the new Crouch and Defoe, vs Wolves 1 2 3 4 14

    By Dr Gloom,
    • 330 replies
    • 24.7k views

  34. Lewis Hall

    By Christmas Tree ,
    • 19 replies
    • 4.2k views

  35. Boots and Cats

    By The Fish,
    • 5 replies
    • 3.9k views

  36. Season Predictions 25/26 1 2

    By Andrew,
    • 32 replies
    • 8.4k views

  37. Wissa 1 2 3 4 12

    By Tom,
    • 298 replies
    • 30.6k views

  38. Woltemade 1 2 3 4 25

    By AgentAxeman,
    • 612 replies
    • 44.8k views

  39. Champions League Draw 2025/6 1 2 3 4 7

    By Gemmill,
    • 150 replies
    • 23.7k views

  40. Eddie Howe’s bruised, battered and brilliant mags who definitely will have a new striker by the time this game kicks off v Leeds 1 2 3 4 11

    By Dr Gloom,
    • 251 replies
    • 24.9k views

  41. Eddie Howe's Newcastle (siege mentality) United root vegetable-less Mags v Bowling ball heeded Anal Slot's (DeBumcrack) Snide tap-up (#JFT39) Wall Pushing Bindipping vermin racists spacka chariot jockey scum, Liver (wasn’t bombed enough in the war) pool 1 2 3 4 31

    By Toonpack,
    • 773 replies
    • 36.4k views

  42. Jacob Ramsey 1 2

    By Duffman,
    • 40 replies
    • 9.9k views
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