Teams
Champions: Man Utd
Relegated: Huddersfield, Brighton, Palace
Newcastle to Finish: 17th
Best Attack: Tottenham
Worst Attack: Newcastle
Best Defence: Man City
Worst Defence: Huddersfield
FA Cup Winner: Arsenal
Caribou Cup Winner: Man City
Players
League Top Scorer: Kunt Aguero
League Most Assists: Eriksen
Player of the Season(League): Lukaku
Player of the Season(Us): Elliot
Signing of the Season(League): Lukaku
Signing of the Season(Us): Murphy
Biggest Flop(League): Sissoko again
Biggest Flop(Us): Perez
Worst Discipline: Mitrovic
Emerging Next Great Hope of English Football: Fuck Knows
Managers
First Sacked: Koeman
First to Lose Their Shit in a Press Conference: Rafa
Misc
Completely Nonsensical Prediction For the Season Ahead: Someones cock will pop out of their shorts like Peter Beardsley at Euro 88