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I've spent many a workday researching CHAPS.

Many heartfelt thanks for all the kind replies. I am feeling much better today, I've kept myself busy organising things which has actually helped. Dealing with personal effects is especially hard and seems to be my trigger. Also I have had to go through her contacts list phoning her friends individually to let them know - she didn't do social media and neither do I. Thank God her phone was unlocked. Hoping the funeral directors will take over tomorrow in organising things. I am going to take some positives out of this, mainly that in the end it was a rapid death without the weeks a

Calling out around Wearside Are you ready for a brand new beat? Eternal Winter's there and the time is right For shitting in the street They're shitting in Roker (shiting in the street) Down in Pennywell (shitting in the street) In Hendon (shiting in the street) All we need is blue pop, sweet blue pop There'll be blue pop everywhere There'll be defecating, urinating, and spice being taken Shitting in the street

Lump turned out to be nowt. Pretty happy I live near the Christie, the staff there are amazing. Old man has had to move onto radiotherapy, but still looking positive. My new job starts soon, just working my notice. House is finished upstairs (things i could do myself) and expecting structural reports this week to get downstairs finished. Bit drunk (blue label) but cheers all, look after yourself and your loved ones x

Dorty bastards.

Understood the club he served and realised it's potential, was a good footballing defender in an era where this wasn't necessarily a plus with everyone, his shuffle was loved by the crowd, was a good captain, a good care taker manager and decent manager showing up Souness for what he was. The players who were around and did good jobs when you were a bairn and teenager and you have a love of the game tend to be favourites and Glenn and the likes of Wharton, Anderson, Davey Mac, Peter Jackson etc will always be heroes to me despite not being as genuinely talented as the likes of Waddle, Beardsle

Doesnae look any worse either.

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Have these QCs not seen that Luke Edwards has called this saga over?

I'll take this one lads. Fuck off.

Yo kiddiewinks. It’s just gone 3am but it feels like 2am. If you have any old-fashioned clocks in your households from the early days of the forum then please adjust them accordingly. And can you clear up those bottles and pizza boxes before I get home from work this morning. Cheers. love, Mam x

If it is then you’ve just breached the conditions of your release.

Hi lads just a quick update about Master T we were allowed to visit him in the mental hospital at Ryhope yesterday it's the first time we've seen him in 6 days. He was allowed to go to the local Asda by himself yesterday morning for a few toiletries etc. We got there for one & we were able to take him for a run in the car. He fancied a KFC so we took him for one. Talking to him in the car it was apparent he was back to his normal self. He completed detox on Saturday & has been eating & sleeping well. It's been a massive eye opener for him I think, as he's seen some of the poor bugg

Probably standing in the empty Nightingale hospitals (which we can’t use without staff btw - good luck finding more nurses) None of us have been routinely tested. Only eligible if we have Covid symptoms. When I left work yesterday morning our ITU was full. Not all the patients were ventilated, some were on high flow oxygen but are extremely sick. I took a patient from theatre to a Covid ward and took up their last bed, although we still have some capacity on other wards. I don’t ever want to have to work up there - it was absolutely grim 🙁 I don’t really have the emotiona

My old man has days, at the most, left. Good luck to anyone trying to stop me seeing him. It’ll be The Rule Of Five.… Five Knuckles.… I’ll hit them

I think that’s exactly what will happen. Apart from the bit where we get bought by the Saudis

Sounds like her “don’t patronise me” catchphrase was taken a bit too literally.

No-one’s interested in Sunderland, including theIr own fans. If they weren’t talking about us they’d have nothing to do except shit on the seats they replaced free for their fraudulent owners.

After some painstaking research I’ve finally managed to pinpoint exactly when the deal went tits up

His fucking up the England job before his second match in charge through his own greed has to be one of the greatest footballing moments of the last decade or so.

Please god don't announce it today

Leicester fan here. Just coming on to (hopefully) congratulate you guys on your much deserved takeover. I must say from my perspective, I don't understand the outcry regarding the Saudi Arabians taking over your club at all. If one looks back, every single "benevolent" and "good" owner of a Premier League club in recent memory has bought their club for underlying motives. For instance, we know Roman Abramovich bought Chelsea to raise and cleanse his public profile as an unscrupulous and powergrabbing oligarch during the break up of Soviet state assets. Abu Dhabi

Here's another letter objecting to the proposed takeover....

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Be careful what we wish for?! Over a decade of utter fucking meaningless pish, lies, villainy, has beens, never weres and never should've beens we've endured. Should we just wish for it to persist? What is the point of football if you don't wish for goals, points, cups or CUNTING ENTERTAINMENT? Fuck off you eat-an-apple-through-a-picket-fence, spastic robot, stick insect, not fucking funny, wanker cunt.

benitez identified with and embraced with the support and the city in a way which makes a mockery of 'lifelong newcastle supporter' brucey's attempts. the closest the fat fucking manc mess has come to bonding with newcastle's support was when the fucking useless cunt had sleepless nights opting for 'who let the dogs outs' as a way of taking the piss out of the club/support/city if he got the opportunity to do so whilst managing the mackems. brucey is a morally bankrupt piece of human scum who shit all over his employers even after they'd stood by him after the death of his parents, n

[fade to black] On a river where they used to build the boats...

Iirc the cases he’s bringing against these states won’t go to the Federal Supreme Court but those states Supreme Court. The most that would happen from that is perhaps a recount, as it’s complete fucking nonsense that there’s any fraud occurring, other than his teams trying to block people’s right to vote of course. Even the Republican ex-Governor I saw being interviewed on this said a recount may swing the votes a few hundred the other way but they’re pretty fucking precise. It’s just all part of this mouth breather and his team of inbreds plans to keep themselves looking in the rac

Wor lass been rabbiting away all match. HT whistle goes and she says she'll go and do stuff around the house 'while the match is on'.

Cheers guys. It was a shock, but I can't really complain too much. He was 84 and lived longer than I thought. He's been knackered last 18 months with his health and with all this shite he's not been out the house since Feb. What fucking life is that for someone. You've got to take the positives, he went pretty quick and didn't suffer. He could have easily been in a hospice or the like. He got to see Leeds promoted so that's one thing, but he was still gutted I was a mag

Today just a year ago I was making the dream of my life come true and I was able to meet you (Yes... I was the first to enter the stadium)

He has subsequently learned that Bruce is from a good family so it’s okay.

I hope that helps.

It is not dead as long as there isn’t a coffin carried through the streets of Newcastle.

Would anyone really mind if we banned fish?

Worth noting that the likes of George Floyd won't show up on that graph, he wasn't shot to death by police, he was suffocated by them and he isn't the only one. There's a reason "I can't breathe" has been chanted and on signs across the US. Neither will Ahmaud Arbrey, who was chased down in a pickup truck and shot for jogging while being black, which would have been completely written off if one of them hadn't been stupid enough to record and release a video of the whole thing. Breonna Taylor possibly will but then, how many white EMTs are going to go to bed tonight con

Wraith’s next book will be “ The Mansour Brothers- Mecca’s Gangland Underbelly” They only chopped the hands off their own- nice blokes really, loved their mam. It’ll be his bestseller and may even reach double figures.

R.e Delaney... There are questions he won't answer. Why was he seemingly in support of the PIF take over of Manchester United? What has changed in 18 months & why is the discrepancy between his support of one takeover & vilification of another so huge? We all know the answers to these questions. Why is it ok for him to draw wages from a newspaper that is 30% owned by Saudi Arabia? Why is he making a business transaction between a sovereign state and a British millionaire the burden of the working person i.e those who have the least control? He hasn't held Ashley t

I'm not too impressed with them and I wouldn't lie if the thought of us winning stuff only because these got on board wouldn't take a bit of the shine off. The trouble is you could say the same for most clubs to differing degrees, from Man City to Chelsea, from Blackburn to Liverpool. The second the game turned professional the gloves were off and a club with a wealthier owner gave that that club a real advantage. It's one of the reasons the old Etonian's have to content themselves literally ruling the country whilst not ruling the football league anymore. Like cups and trophies it always seem