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Carroll on bench. Jonas drinking a slush puppy. That's the early ESPN news.

I got that email. I didn't ask to move but a couple of lads i know asked to be moved near me. After asking why mine hadn't been procecced I got 'I dunno, they may have chucked it in the box with your mates". I know theyve got it because i handed it in personally, but if theyve lost it i'll be fuming. I rushed to hand it in early as well so I got 12 month DD but i guess theyve fucked that up.

De Jong with another shocking tackle there.

Patronising prick. What makes you so much better than us? Nothing. We've scored more and conceded less and took 4 points off you, utterly thrashing you 5-1. I don't think you'll ''push on'' either and it's arrogance of the highest proportion to suggest you will. You're shite, you've spent a fortune and half your players are crocked, shite or on loan. One win against Wigan and you're all full of shite again, about finishing above us and pushing for Europe, One things for sure Bruce has never achieved anything as a manager and every year his sides have the same slide - he only has a plan A and can rarely do anything about it when the slide begins. We are a better team than you this year and providing we invest in the summer we'll be a better team than you next year. Nar, we're better than you and have been for a few years now. The table will show this at the end of the season. So you took 4 points off us? We haven't lost to Arsenal this season, we must be of equal quality to them eh? I honestly couldn't name half your team mate, Danny Simpson, Leon Best and Shola Ameobi are not Premier League players, the rest are decidedly average. You're fucking shite, ran by Cockneys from top to bottom, and if you trust Ashley's word about investment then you're just as stupid as we think you all are. That post is absolutely superb. My favourite part is when he says he couldn't name half our team, and then proceeds to name three of them with his very next words, and tops ot all off by calling us stupid.

Has been finished for 3 years now.

Please tell me you're simply a WUM. Danny Graham would be ok, the rest shite.

Not wanting to go in to football manager mode, but I think you need roughly a 26 man squad for a season. Two men for each position and a 'utility' man for each area. Harper, Krul, Forster - God knows who will leave here but one will. Simpson, R Taylor at RB, it'll do for now. Needs looking at long term Hoy Campbell out, then we have Colo, Williamson and Taylor. I reckon we need another CB. Perch can be the 'use him if everything goes wrong man' Enrique is off, so we need to replace him plus we have Ferguson as back up for here and LW As well as Barton's done this season, we need competition for him on the RW. Routledge is off CM: Nolan, Tiote, Guthrie, Smith, Gosling. Goslings a crock and so is Smith (as well as being shit). Smith will run his contract down for the final year then fuck off to Leeds. He'll do the job this year for turning to if everyone else is fucked. We need more strength in depth here, especially with Tiote's tendencies to get suspended. If we get a new RW then I suppose Barton could cover here. LW: Jonas and Ben Arfa....well, god knows where Pardew will play Ben Arfa. Free Role or left wing? I think Jonas' impact will be significantly reduced when Enrique leaves, so i'd probably be tempted to use HBA in a role similar to the one he played at Everton, technically playing on the LW but allowed to cut inside whenever he wants. Fucking hell we dont half have some shit up top. Xisco: Sell the cunt or give him a chance. What would be the point in loaning him out again? Lovenkrands....think he's got one year left on his deal. He'll run it down then fuck off next summer. Ranger, get him loaned out. Shola, meh. Best, probably worth giving him another season to see if he can pop up with a few more goals. Two strikers needed. I can honestly see us doing all our deals this summer on the continent. We'll try for Tiote and Ben Arfa-esque value and bring in 4 or 5 players, while losing a similar number.

This Wijnaldum is having a quality game for Feyenoord.

Feyenoord v PSV on ESPN now, decent game so far

exactly. Will we repeat 2 unlikely results like that next season ? Unlikely. As we don't have, and probably won't bring in, the quality attacking players you need to get good home results, next season could be a looooonng and dismal one. On the other hand, i'd back us to get more than 3 points out of Blackpool, Blackburn, Fulham, Stoke, Everton, Wigan and Bolton combined at home next season (or their relevant replacements in the league).

Up over the £200 mark if I add my justgiving and office money together, 2/5ths of the way there! http://www.justgiving.com/Nick-Kane

There'll be more Newcastle fans there without tickets than with tickets. 5under1and fans reckon they had 6 to 7,000 there and the bars were packed while watching the match Each to their own like but I couldn't be fucked with a 6 hour round trip and 50 quid or whatever on trains if I didn't get to see the game!

Can't wait for this. Shame i'm only day tripping it though! 7.20 train out of Boro so will have plenty of time in Blackpool. Wouldn't go if I didn't have a ticket like, would feel wrong there being a match on just yards down the road and not going.

meh 2 threads down yadda yadda

I hate Puma. Cheap tat. Looks like it's been put together by Picasso.

he needs 2 relax

On Wednesday 6th April 2011, @dannysimpson12 said: This is simple, wen there's a champs league game n man utd r playin chelsea n write utd, every1 knows what I'm on about.. Its not disrepesctful its easier so ppl need 2 stop gettin emotional

He confirmed he hadnt had a drink since he left prison

A more honest version of the night....

Like I said before, I was there. Most of that email is bollocks.

Sounds about right. Drop the highest scoring midfielder in the League.

Wishful thinking like, it won't happen though as the atmosphere when we play at 3 on a Saturday is generally awful. I know. I don't like them at all in the modern era. I'm not a traditionalist in that regard to be honest. My ideal kick off would be 6pm on a Saturday night, shite for away fans like, but I love those Saturday night Sky games. 5.30pm on a saturday is fine, everyone's away on the trains by 8pm. It's all about the drinking time, that extra couple of hours in the pub, 3 or 4 more pints down your neck, seeing the other results coming in, then an early controversial decision sets it up for a superb atmosphere. As opposed to playing in 15oC sunshine, against a turd opposition next week. All the sings of a shite atmosphere and a 0-1. Hope im wrong.

Also said he didn't take any credit whatsoever for the promotion because he only contributed in about ten games all season