Sima

Phelps owes Lezak a hell of a lot after both last legs in the relays But an absolutely amazing achievement, 8 golds, 7 WRs.

Haha, what a fucking legend

Cheryl Cole saying "Alright" made me cringe every single time tbh. Down with the X-Factor haters btw, the audition stage is car crash TV. Stop watching when they're all done though.

10:58 (03:58BST) Swimming Men's 4 x 100m Medley Relay Final

Aye, mackems not looking too bad. Malbranque gives them a bit of class in the middle as well. Liverpool should have had a penalty though.

He'll be crying himself to sleep over his 200m WR tonight though

I reckon he slowed down just so he can break it again in the future. The cheeky little scamp.

Depends when he starts his celebration really. He's that quick he'll probably start 80m out.

He could have easily ran 9.55 if he was flatout the whole way

Fuck off Redknapp.

Wouldn't have thought we'd be going down the Sports Direct sponsorship route though. The income from the sponsorship deal would probably outweigh what extra revenue Sports Direct made tbh

Nor me, just looking at ways of getting our regs up... More regs = More mongs tbh

Gold and Bronze

You're too dull to even abuse properly, and I don't think I've actually said anything bad to you. You're like Moldova, you're there but no one cares.

Obviously missed us signing the next STEEEEEEVVVVIIIIEEEEE GEEEEEEE

It's back

Haha, Stevie trying far too hard...I'll give him a day at the most

For a new user you seem to know a lot about one of the other users..... Oh great, utter mongfest on the cards here then.

Stevie offering to meet someone in person to "sort things out" We've all been there. Haven't we?

Oh aye, so he is. Glad I put "pretty much" in there now

Is it? Thought it was life or death the way Stevie was going on. which of course, as has been discussed, can be taken either way Either way? Begging for someones password to get on to a messageboard he was banned from then bleating like a toddler when he gets exposed? Followed up with abusing everyone and anyone who backs his exclusion as if it's not his fault? Aye definitely either way that like Of course he's one of the supposed "Old Skool" Newcastle fans isn't and you've got history of blindly defending people when the evidence is heavily stacked against them. what a drama queen if you mean "old school" as in lads who supported the club when they really were shite and going bankrupt, then yes that is correct. Understanding what it really means to be shite and going bankrupt would help you to understand your own phrase "defending people when the evidence is stacked against them" if it refers to what I think it does. So you're talking bollocks Who? Stevie? Aye, fucking ridiculous isn't it. He doesn't even like the place as well, apparently. Oh...and I've supported Newcastle since 1986 (admittedly not 1123 like you) so I know all about us being shite. Can I quote you here?

I can pretty much guarantee Gary Neville and Nani will be playing tbh

Is it? Thought it was life or death the way Stevie was going on. which of course, as has been discussed, can be taken either way Either way? Begging for someones password to get on to a messageboard he was banned from then bleating like a toddler when he gets exposed? Followed up with abusing everyone and anyone who backs his exclusion as if it's not his fault? Aye definitely either way that like Of course he's one of the supposed "Old Skool" Newcastle fans isn't and you've got history of blindly defending people when the evidence is heavily stacked against them.

Gold for the mens four team to go with the 2 bronzes before. There's an all British final in the Womens 3000m Pursuit as well.

Is it? Thought it was life or death the way Stevie was going on.