Sima

Nearly as daft as calling cockney a nationality. Not quite though.

Is this a job interview? For your carer? You're so boring. Nobody will laugh at that, even in sympathy for you. With you it's just a classic case of when someone says "the kids a dick, he's not going to change, he'll die a dick." Do you agree or do you think you're a good lad in your heart, or are you full aware of what you are? To be fair like I do yearn for the kudos of a bunch of faceless randoms on an internet messageboard. If it wasn't for you being the epitomé of trying too hard I normally wouldn't bother. Good work on not filling your post with the usual expletives though. You might be turning a corner

Is this a job interview? For your carer?

Geremi was class that neet, I was in the Boro end. Re: Winter why the fuck does a fat smoggie bastard like him support Rangers, and go to Orange order meetings?? Cos he's a fat bigotted bastard that's why, don't be fooled by his half witty retorts he;'s a fat useless bigotted no doubt racist smoggie cunt. I see the irony-bot has hacked Stevie's account again..... Mongo with nothing to say. Why bother? It's still logged in then?

Geremi was class that neet, I was in the Boro end. Re: Winter why the fuck does a fat smoggie bastard like him support Rangers, and go to Orange order meetings?? Cos he's a fat bigotted bastard that's why, don't be fooled by his half witty retorts he;'s a fat useless bigotted no doubt racist smoggie cunt. I see the irony-bot has hacked Stevie's account again.....

Love how Stevie pulls up a few articles to slate a country. I could use the attacks in London, the Baby-P story and the Suffolk murders to portray Britain as a bunch of terrorist, baby and prostitute murdering scumbags but I fear that it would be too easy.....

Forgive me for keeping my hand in my pocket tbh

The fucking irony.

Buggered if I know, hence absolutely fruitless exercise that was never going to get anywhere.

Canny little earner this was for NUSC. Even if they only had 100 people sign up it's still an easy £1000.

Can't really blame South Park seen as the chief antagonist actually forms a ginger army in that episode and fights the cause for them.

If Jonas hadn't have had such a good game against Man Utd at the start of the season the knives would be well and truly out for him because he's done fuck all since.

GODDIM YEHHHSS...PIISSSS OFFF YERAHT

Massive away turnouts

Hamilton because F1 is back on the BBC next year.

Errr, where is Shola's goal on there? Surely it should read 2-0?

Howard webb,thats the bloke for a game of this magnitude. little big heads card happy.... Howard Webb is a fucking disgrace.

Could have been worse!! £17 million for a crock..... Anyone got a picture of Casrten Fredgaard (the new improved Brian Laudrup), Tore Flo or indeed Lilian (aptly named) Laslandes? Yeah but they'll have pictures of Luque, Marcelino, Guivarch and Viana amongst many others tbh.

Sima on a 19 year old striker brought on for the last ten minutes of a very very shakey fixture for a team with ten men. He tracked back and he didn't do as badly as your making out. Yawntastic. Why are you going back to the start? Thought you'd already attempted to address those? Oh and aye he did track back. Once. Where he ended up at left back, sliced it into the air displayed woeful control and conceded a corner. My mistake.

Where did I say I was expecting that? I at least expected him just to press defenders and hurry them into possibly making errors, you know, being a pair of fresh legs and all. What I didn't expect was to him plod around like Ian Ormondroyd immediately. For someone trying to debate a point as well, the Man Utd comment is embarrassing like

Given a run-out when we have our backs to the wall protecting a 2-1 lead with only 10 men on the pitch? Utterly clueless. Shola wasn't carrying a knock, he was completely knackered from working his arse off leading the line and being that first line of defence protecting a lead in difficult conditions. If I was Shola I would be foaming that all the hard work I had done in 80 minutes had been undone by someone so fucking hopeless. There was one time man Guthrie broke forward and the bellend just stood in the centre circle not even attempting to get forward. Don't even get me started on the time he just stood next to the ball with N'Zogbia bursting down the left. By the time he actually got himself into gear, Charlie was about 10 yards offside.

So you think his work-rate was acceptable? I'm by no means Ameobi's biggest fan (who is?) but he could have been out there for 5 hours and he'd still have pressed the defenders more than that carthorse ever did in the 10 minutes he was on.

Not really considering he trotted about aimlessly for the 10 minutes he was on not putting any pressure whatsoever on the defenders and allowing them to release passes into midfield with ease. When you're down to 10 men with your backs against the wall you need your attackers to work their arse off as they are the first line of defence in an adverse situation. Carroll was utterly hopeless. Being only 19 as well he should be a bundle of energy. He plodded around like a 40 year old. Like to see you do any better tbh Haha what an utterly bollocks argument . Come back when you have a semblance of a clue, eh?

Not really considering he trotted about aimlessly for the 10 minutes he was on not putting any pressure whatsoever on the defenders and allowing them to release passes into midfield with ease. When you're down to 10 men with your backs against the wall you need your attackers to work their arse off as they are the first line of defence in an adverse situation. Carroll was utterly hopeless. Being only 19 as well he should be a bundle of energy. He plodded around like a 40 year old.