Holden McGroin

To be fair ; I have pulled some rotters in my time. I still get shudders about the Irish bird with hairy legs from Magaluf in 99.

I used to snog behind the bike sheds. You Yanks are so weird.

I don’t think he has trained since he visited Spoons.

Internal review : All the referees fault.

Even reading it back they still don’t get it was all in jest. Americans, hey.

Tonali doesn’t train much does he? Seems to carry an injury but still makes it on game day.

I can only assume the old people from cocoon that decided to leave Earth found it easier to settle on the alien planet than this lot did on Toontastic.

I thought it was Fist and Gemmill not realising that Ed was ill that was the final nail in the coffin. But, no it was potty mouth Dr Gloom calling them cunts that pushed them over the edge.

If we are perceived young they all must be about 80 - which kinda makes sense now.

I think we have the players to do it now but I don’t see him starting with anything different.

I’d go with zero chance.

Bard v Wykiki Can. Not. Wait.

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With his above average cock?

You’re all very welcome. We tend to just have a weird sense of humour. we mainly all get on. Have a chat with TheFish about xG and you’ll be golden.

I thought you were leaving for the night?

That is a good fact! And I can’t remember. I was off my face from strawberry daiquiris too. 😊

😂 Oh yes. We also need to know if you wipe your arse when standing or sitting. It’s very important.

Is that like uncle Buck?

I think we need an intro from each one of you and an interesting fact. I’ll break the ice. Hi my name is Holden and I once met Steveo from Jackass in Hooters in Manhattan. He was off his face