Holden McGroin

Especially when Reuben and Tindall joined in. Amanda was air-tight.

Schar is probably our most important player now to keep fit. Every other position can be covered with decent quality, bar his.

Levy is something else.

Good first episode. Nothing too exciting, nothing too embarrassing. Solid start. And not one mention of Sunderland. They'll be fewming.

Looks like Caicedo is going to the highest bidder between VictimPool FC v Chelsea. Of course Old Gnashers reckons they can't compete financially so thats only £200m they are going to spend this summer. Fucking Buck toothed ball sack.

He links the attack quite well and has improved significantly under Emery. Good news for us.

Aye, why didn't he just tell Levy that he has no interest in going to Bayern. Would have saved everyone a lot of time.

Aye, and Kilman is shite.

I was surprised to hear you hate Culkin. But thenI realised you hate everyone.

I can't imagine Bayern would have put all this effort in if they knew Kane wasn't interested. I'd probably sit out my contract though and go to Madrid.

Wolves look like they are candidates. I suspect Forest will be around there, as well as Bournemouth. Relegation battle will be quite interesting.

Is he fully grown?

Odds are so fucking big he’d probably be over the moon.

Seems like a classic West Ham move to blow a load of money on average players.

If I had have started this thread then we could all be confident but now Gemma has stolen it, its a massive potential banana skin this one lads. They look impressive since Emery took over but look susceptible to balls over the top as they compress high up. Should be a cracker of a first game. 2-2.

Wykiki in rare Southgate rage. Henderson is done man. When he signed that mega buck contract he knew his international career was over.

thumb in a softie?

Im assuming he will fill in at left back on occasion as well. Basically a massive upgrade on Manquillo.

Chairmen buying players the manager doesn’t really want. Always a good idea.

He probably watered it down for the cameras as well. Im sure "bald nonce" would have been used for a start.

They've commented on loads of his posts. All encouragement and love.

Aye, some big injuries never clear up properly.

Didn't he get a knee injury in the last game?

Yeah, he has fallen on his sword so we can sign Harvey Barnes. What a hero. A very rich hero.