Holden McGroin

The right wing press are making hint after hint that Jez has his hand up Lizs arse and calling her his little puppet. popcorn out tomorrow

Good news is that shelvey is close to getting minutes so that means he'll drop into the 6 position instead of Longy With Isak and Maxi returning soon we'll be more potent as well. Good point but we'll need to start looking into turning these Ds into Ws next season. Its just a lack of quality in the going forward. The defence is a left back away from being quality.

Botman looked good again. Not sure why he isn't fancied by Holland first squad. VAR seemed a bit lenient today. if Sancho hadn't jumped liked he'd been hit by sniper then he might have got that penalty as there was definite contact. Also, not sure about pumping the ball into the box EVERYTIME we got a freekick in hoofing distance.

Played well first half which will make this defeat all the more bitter.

Don't think Howe fancies Matty T. he hasn't been in that great of form since coming back but hasn't had many games.

Sunday Express are desperately trying to create a "Should Boris come back?" angle.

They've named their strongest possible team - maybe bar Rashford for Sancho.

Im actually excited by Shelveys return. When he gets match sharp he gives us a different option. Very handy in games where teams sit back against us eg Bournemouth (h).

Shelvey on the bench.

Don't worry lads we've got Jacob Murphy on fire

We need Fish to step into this thread with his spreadsheet and confirm the xYears. And then Diego to verify.

My mrs (Who is a paediatric nurse) isn't going to get the kids done.

Im actually surprised there haven't been any demonstrations yet.

If it wasn't so damaging to the country I'd love these popcorn moments to continue.

Are hardened tory voters still backing her?

Was that worse than her PORK MARKETS press conference?

Can't Prince Charles just step in now? He'd go up in my estimation if he did.

DEFCON2 !

I've been keeping my thoughts to myself about her jebs, but now its out, I feel a weight off my shoulders.

Definite Sociopath.

I bet ( despite her lovely pair) she also gives a lacklustre tit-wank.

Thornberry summed this up nicely. This isn't about party politics and one upmanship. These lot are a disaster and a GE needs to be called for the good of country.

Was it worse than Boris hiding in a fridge?

"You can't just sack someone for implementing your own policy" Sums it up

One reporter shouted out "Aren't you going to say sorry" Sounded liked Guru-Murthy