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tooner last won the day on August 7 2019

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  1. In 2017 Saudi Arabia, the United Arab Emirates, Bahrain and Egypt severed all ties with Qatar over the country’s alleged support of extremist groups and interference in neighbours’ affairs. Now the repercussions of that once parochial squabble have reached Gallowgate, and Geordies fear their dreams of returning to the Champions League may prove a cruel chimera. Although sources close to the Newcastle deal remain confident the takeover will be rubber-stamped in the next week or so, geopolitics have replaced Joelinton’s goal drought as the stuff of Newcastle fans’ nightmares. made me laugh
  2. Recommend me something to watch!

    fucking terrible even with lots of boobies
  3. The attention on Newcastle... From the back pages to the pink pages, Newcastle United’s journey in the last five months has been an extraordinary one, writes Mark Douglas. A club ticking along in the Premier League before January has been a major international story in recent weeks, especially after a deal was agreed between a consortium backed by the Saudi Public Investment Fund and Mike Ashley to buy the club. Monday bought further coverage in the Financial Times (the pink pages, on account of the colour paper it is printed on) with an international banker referring to the PiF’s acquisition of Newcastle. “It’s going to trigger all sorts of questions, criticism and scrutiny, but the deals will be done,” the source is quoted as saying. For United fans questioning the current state of play, that might be a crumb of comfort as the wait stretches on. For what it’s worth, the buying side continue to repeat the point that the deal remains on track but with the Premier League’s checks a strictly confidential process there’s no way of knowing exactly when we’ll have the puff of white smoke from the game’s authorities to start looking at what comes next. United will go from being a sporting story to a political, diplomatic and business issue with one (fairly substantial) transfer of money. if it's taking this long, i'd wager they've been puffing the smoke too much.
  4. What are you playing

    WARZONE!!!! i'm fucking terrible at it though.
  5. as anemic as we've been in front of goal I hope we can do it.
  6. I just hope we can get the final 6-8 points we need for safety, what a kick the nuts for the new ownership if we got relegated.
  7. The Entirely Reasonable Potential Transfers Thread

    The Snapper is my fave of the bunch.
  8. The Entirely Reasonable Potential Transfers Thread

    Such a good movie.
  9. say imminent one more time, I dare you!!
  10. The Boxing thread

    https://www.thesun.co.uk/sport/boxing/11647684/mike-tyson-shannon-briggs-comparison/?utm_medium=Social&utm_campaign=sunfootballfacebook180520&utm_source=Facebook#Echobox=1589803811 Holy shit!!
  11. don't hold this against me. but i have no idea the affiliations each paper have over there, they're all UK papers.
  12. anyone with a subscription want to post the article ?

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