AgentAxeman
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A tiny little bit genius.
WTF?!
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2 weeks left.
Plenty of time to sell some more players...............
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Im telling you, were all going to hell and rapidly
Well, I hope I'm not going to hell but NUFC certainly is............................
All together lads................ "Get out of our club, get out of our cluuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurb etc......"
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.....................has been superseeded.
FF6 now released and its VERY good!
http://download.cnet.com/mozilla-firefox/?...;productListing
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A band that I never 'got' but RIP all the same.
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WIN!
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Looting in South Shields now..............
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Right, off to bed. I just hope that the rioters have improved Wallsend when i wake up.
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Where the fuck is Gazza when we need him?..........................
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Good lad!
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It amazes me that some people are so blinded by political correctness that they can't process how an uprising could be caused by a black majority rather than a perfect 50-50 split.
How does that though pattern work?
Controversial.
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Happy Birthday!
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I would love to hear Paul Gilroy's view on this.
I'd love to hear Enoch Powells view on this. (may he rest in peace)
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Bristol now too apparently.
Bristol? Really? Never thought of Bristol as a hotspot of insurrection.
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so i should take the memory down from say 800mhz to 667mhz etc heres a pic of my bios at standard default settings
Needs a sign held up saying "This is DEADMAN's BIOS"
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My racist jokes are getting a lot of dislikes on FB today.
It's almost like 100s of black people have all just got a new laptop or something.
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Quality!
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Reasons to be cheerful? The fat fucka might have to sell us to recoup the £200 odd million that he's just lost on the stock market!
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-20...ped-riches.html
That would certainly make me a LOT happier!
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ffs Gene, stop eating the fuckin crayons man!
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Ow!
That is all.
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Met a band in the states (New Jersey Metal fest) called Anal Cunt! Also, funnily enough at the same venue a band called Anal Blast!
Lots of bum issues going on there methinks.
Anal Cunt? I knew it was all the rage.
My mate in Tassie has a band called Superkunts.
They were proper brill lads aswell. Fuckin scream to be around!
Mind you, they're music was definately an aquired taste!! Proper old skool screamy Death Metal. And I'm a metal head.
Thought of another one, a local band covering AC/DC called Whey Aye/DC.
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I am 33 and 3/4
Do you keep a diary?..........
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It's completely to do with their ability to integrate in to our society
Spot on.
imo, Immigrants should have at the very least a basic understanding of the language and culture that they are aspiring to enter.
EDIT: whether they are coming into this country or moving abroad (from this country ie. emigration).
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Lifes too short guys (and gals). Enjoy while you can!
In response to Nick, I quit for years but still went back to it. Dont regret it and I dont feel bad about it either. Mind, I only smoke about 4-5 tabs a day (more when I'm on the lash tho).
They heard summat on the newswire, summat bad and it scared them and they is scared and feel guilty and shit and although life IS short with almost no meaning to it....The smoking must stop...Cause they heard summat on the newswire and others said the zone was radiated but no one really knew what the zone was...But it was bad even worse than not spending the Carroll money...
Parky, that made me (really) laugh out loud!
You know where its at bud!!!
(sometimes)
Struggling Spanish football club asks fans to donate sperm
in Newcastle Forum
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Struggling Spanish football club asks fans to donate sperm in a bid to boost fan base
Getafe hopes passion of supporters will breathe life into new generation of Azulones
The beautiful game has become even more enticing - after a Spanish football team produced its own zombie porn film.
La Liga's Getafe has struggled in recent years to fill its 17,000 seater Madrid stadium, with one of the lowest attendance records in the division.
And so bosses have come up with a novel plan to populate their Coliseum Alfonso Pérez - by encouraging fans to watch a club-produced erotic movie whilst at sperm donation clinics.
Enticing: These zombies star in a film which is trying to boost the fan base of Madrid football club Getafe
They hope their passion will transfer to produce a plethora of supporters which will prop up the club for years to come.
'We are few and we have to be more. We have to move a mass of fans to seed the world with Getafe supporters,' said the film's creator Angel Torres.
But rather than being a seedy sideline for the football club, Zombies Calientes del Getafe (Hot Zombies of Getafe) is in fact part of a new publicity campaign to try and boost its fan base.
The advert, which has appeared on Spanish national television, tells the story of a Getafe sperm donor who, when he gets to the clinic, is given the filthy film.
At the start of the film, this Getafe supporter is seen looking around an empty stadium
At the start of the film, this Getafe supporter is seen looking around the Madrid club's empty stadium
'The solution is simple,' the narrator says.
'It's within you. We talk about donating sperm. The more donors, the better.
'To make sure we get the best supporter, we have made the first Getafe porn movie.'
It cuts to half-naked zombies rolling around on beds who say how important it is to get Getafe back on track.
The footage then goes back to the donor who, with a steely determination, marches down a corridor with fellow fans, into an individual cubicle, to complete his mission.
The solution is simple: Getafe says it has 'made' its own erotic movie to make sure donors produce supporters
The solution is simple: Getafe says it has 'made' its own erotic movie to make sure donors produce supporters
Struggling: Getafe have found it difficult to fill its Coliseum Alfonso Perez in recent years
Tussle: Real Madrid's Ricardo Carvalho duels with Getafe's Nicolas Fedor Miku during a La Liga match in May 2011
Club marketing director José Antonio Cuétara told radio show Pasión Franja: 'We are a small city surrounded by a great capital of the world, and so we face an extraordinary crisis.'
FOOTBALL FANS:
Club / Capacity / Season holders
Barcelona - 110,000 - 75,000
Real Madrid - 81,178 - 68,670
Atletico Madrid - 54,851 - 47,000
Getafe - 17,000 - 9,000
He said the controversial advert had received a 'largely positive' response and that season ticket sales had soared to 9,000 since its broadcast.
Creator Angel Torres added: 'We wanted to relay reality, because we all come to the stadium when we can, and it's true that there are many season ticket holders but it's never full.'
It is not the first time Getafe have resorted to viral marketing in a bid to boost its fan base.
In 2009 Burger King's new sponsorship deal with the side saw the chain's logo splashed on the front of their shirts and a picture of the 'Burger King' on the inside, too.
It meant goalscorers could wear a mask during elaborate celebrations - Ravanelli-style.
Getafe's stadium is the third largest in the Spanish capital. Real Madrid's Santiago Bernabeu holds 80,000, and rivals Atletico's Vicente Calerón has room for 55,000.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-20...nate-sperm.html