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  1. 2 minutes ago, trophyshy said:


    Sunderland will return first as ever, around midnight, as they have to fucking prove to the nation how important and special they are. And good at counting.   


    I guess the extra fingers come in handy.

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  2. What time do the results normally start coming in at? I’d like to pull an all nighter but fear I’ll be way too drunk before the real action begins.

  3. 4 minutes ago, Renton said:

    Erm no, Sunak. All people of all ages should have dignity and security you absolute jug eared cunt freak.

     

     

     

     

    When the editor of Conservative Home is swinging punches at him during the election campaign you know he's really in the shit.

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  4. 29 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

    Greater Manchester Police confirms no further action against Rayner. Now do one on the Tory that reported her for wasting police time. 

     

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    It's taken GMP two months to realise that this doesn't fall under their remit?

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  5. 11 minutes ago, LondonBlue said:

    OUT:  Taylor Harwood Bellis to Southampton for £20m (his loan had a compulsory clause to that effect that got triggered on promotion)

     

    See this is the stage we need to get to. Liverpool are good at it as well. He's a young lad who I don't think has ever made a senior appearance for you but you're getting £20m for him.

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  6. 4 hours ago, LondonBlue said:

    Our top targets are rumored to be Savio, Paqueta and Bruno. Paqueta's a non starter now. Bruno seen as someone to play alongside and instead of Rodri. He needs help at its clearly not KP. It's bluemoon transfer forum chat so may be nothing in it.

     

     

     

     

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  7. 16 minutes ago, Howmanheyman said:

     

    I went down the stairs bollock naked after being in a deep sleep years ago when wor lass got in after a night out with a mate and shouted me down expecting her to be on her own. Oops! :lol: (I gave her mate's personal wank bank a hefty deposit that night). :naughty:

     

    And just like that your hopes for a drunken three way were dashed.

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  8. 9 minutes ago, The Mighty Hog said:

    Fell down the Twitter rabbit hole on it last night. The use of "helping vulnerable people" as a justification got right on my tits. Has anyone asked these vulnerable people if the would want a stream of different kids coming and going from the main place they feel comfortable and safe?


    Some people will find the cloud in any silver lining. How about the fact that in a single stroke we can solve the nation’s social care problem? Who needs awful foreigners coming in to do the job when little Callum can call round once a month to nick Ethel’s pension money?

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  9. 14 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said:

    Aye, if it was thought out and implemented by sensible adults not motivated by profit or political grandstanding, I’ve thought it would be a positive thing. 
     

    So many , currently absent, community projects could benefit hugely from the investment and participation. 
     

    For example, community kitchens, if done right, could help address the massive amount of food poverty we have today, and perhaps remove the attached stigma that goes with it. 
    Basic cookery classes, breakfast clubs, lunch clubs etc. 

     

    Parks and nature reserves, beach wardens, sports coaching/summer classes etc, community libraries. 
    There’s loads of things it could be a very positive influence for, without feeling like some kind of penal sentence. 

     

    The point being, only things which contribute to enrichment of communities should be able to recruit National Service intakes. 
     

    Sending spotty youths off to some Army camp for a year will do fuck all for them or their local community imo. 


    I barely do the job I’m paid to do now. Can you imagine how tough it’s going to be to get a group of completely unmotivated teenagers to do anything?

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  10. 14 minutes ago, Kid Dynamite said:

    Not sure how happy a chunk of young men in NI are going to be when they are forced into national service with the British Army btw 


    Aye, forcing a load of pissed off Irish kids into military training might not be the best idea.

  11. 1 minute ago, Kid Dynamite said:


    Snap. Forcing kids into the armed forces when we haven't been involved in a war we haven't instigated ourselves since 1945 is fucking mental.


    I never had you down for a Nazi sympathiser.

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