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Luckily I think these reforms are pledges that he will enact if he wins the election. It doesn't seem like much of a vote winner to me and like any post-election pledge he may make, he's never going to have to carry it out.

Another method may have been to try to fix our massively fucked healthcare system? Oh now I'm talking crazy.

Yeah but nobody wants to fuck an accountant.

They go by the lowest risk profile on the policy and my wife is a health and safety professional so stick that up yer japs eye.

To be fair though, everyone know that the price of stained glass has gone through the roof so that explains the 30%.

And television fans. So we're only allowed to see a goal once now?

What the fuck has happened the price of insurance? My home insurance last year was £475 and my renewal this year is £1050! Over fucking twice as much. I have ended up getting it for £750 but it's a big increase. Surely there's something dodgy going on in the market?

Black don’t crack.

What happened her tits?

Turns out the club were quite justified in taking her season ticket.

What are you doing posting on here? Haven't you got work to be getting on with?

Not really, take your missus for example, as soon as she dives on Callum she inevitably goes down easily.

Share price now down to $26.40, nearly two thirds less than what they launched at.

I literally said it two hours ago.

Yeah but he's counting them on one hand.

The sewpa computa has us finishing 7th with Chelsea four points above us.

Nah, Geri was pure filth back in the day.

I can't see us finishing any higher than sixth which I think at the moment is Europa Conference unless Man City win the FA Cup?

Another dodgy Tory cunt with a huge majority.

It was incredibly boring from City. At least tonight they tried to give Haaland a bit more service than they did in the first leg but they still didn’t play to his strengths. When you have the best finisher in world football you at least have to give him a chance.

It is kind of sad that a side like Real Madrid have spent two legs pretty much sitting back and hoping for the odd counter attack but it’s worked for them. Not quite us vs Man City under Rafa but not far away.

That’s goodbye to fifth place in the CL now.