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You got to the photocopying your arse on the office printer stage of the Christmas run in?

You NEED to watch this to the very end. Well done, that is two minutes of your life you are never EVER getting back.

Ant showing how the 'moving upstairs to the DoF' role is supposed to work.

Wow, thanks for the update. The question of whether we're British or not doesn't come up round these parts that often.

How she actually was looking at you.

I had a dream about this this last night and Big Nick opened the scoring but I can’t remember if the result was 2-0 or 2-1. So I’ve stuck a few quid on Nick to score first and us to win at 9/1.

That cunt would disagree.

Fuck off, that’s my job.

The board of the Kennedy Center (which Trump picked) have decided to rename the venue the Trump-Kennedy Center. This is some despotic shit.

*orders 2000 mugs for January*

If they were Newcastle tickets then you'd be calling for them to be shot at dawn.

No luck for PSV for me either.

He’s 100% a mackem

It'd be a nice touch to roll out the red carpet and welcome back the heroes of 2014 at HT at SJP. What a side it was we put out that afternoon.

You would assume Howe was given the okay to start him by Bunce. These things aren't an exact science though.

Anyone know if he’s buzzing?

Is there VAR? That looked dodgy from Tonali.

Thank fuck for that. I think we were set for the first set of penalties in history where no one actually took a shot.

That was far too easy for him.

That’s exactly the sort of poacher’s goal we’ve been after.

My man!

So what you're saying is that the postman got a snap of you knocking one out to Loose Women on a Tuesday afternoon?