Jimbo

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So... I post therefore i'm an attention seeker??? I thought the whole point in joining a forum was to post and share opinion. And in my opinion Danny B should fuck off. anyway jimbo, how'd you like your spinach? Well I've got forearms like Popeye so anyway I can......

A secretary involved in an affair with her boss reportedly bit off her lover's penis while performing oral sex in a car. Sin Chew Daily and China Press reports that the painful incident occurred in a park in Singapore where the couple met after work. The 30-year-old secretary was performing oral sex on her boss when the car was shunted by a reversing van. According to the China Press, the impact of the crash caused the woman to bite off her lover’s organ. To make matters worse, the pair had been followed to the park by a private detective hired by the man’s suspicious wife, reports ANI. The investigator was quoted by Star Online as saying minutes after seeing the couple get into the car, it began to shake violently. After the vehicle was hit by the van, he heard a loud scream and the woman emerged with her mouth covered in blood. The investigator called an ambulance to take the man to hospital. The secretary followed her lover there having recovered the severed part of his penis.

sisters

hype

lets get back to Spinach....

Can't get O2 BB network on my exchange, shame as I'm an O2 mobile customer.

Christmas

Looks like a rip off of The Mentalist.

disaster

Welcome, as long as you aren't a spurs fan or a man pretending to be a woman.

loser

fnar fnar. Do you actually still think I'm a man? like seriously? how cool are you! I'm sure you are a MILF really. Don't be sarcastic, I am! I think you need to validate yourself via photographic evidence. ffs again. Was seeing me spinach not enough? Clearly not, unless you are Diane from BBWdepot.com

Never been a lover of Italian football, when it used to be on Channel Four it seemed a match would last about 5 hours, although it didn't help that there was never an on screen clock, hellishly dull, the only feature was James Richardson on Gazzetta, a great show purely because of a genius of a presenter.

fnar fnar. Do you actually still think I'm a man? like seriously? how cool are you! I'm sure you are a MILF really. Don't be sarcastic, I am! I think you need to validate yourself via photographic evidence.

fnar fnar. Do you actually still think I'm a man? like seriously? how cool are you! I'm sure you are a MILF really.

men pretending to be women on womens forums>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Women on mens forums>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>men pretending to women on mens forums. [/soccermom]

It's in the youtube thread, but it is a work of genius.

Sloppy.

Fighting Talk

Got this today: Dear Customer, We are pleased to inform you that Tiscali Group has today reached an agreement with TalkTalk (the wholly owned subsidiary of Carphone Warehouse Group PLC) for the sale of Tiscali's UK operations to TalkTalk. The agreement is expected to complete in the next few weeks. We are delighted to become part of the TalkTalk Group, all Tiscali customers will increasingly benefit from an innovative business that has consistently championed best value and award winning customer service. I would like to re-assure you that all your services and products continue as normal and without interruption and importantly the continuation of your existing email addresses. To find out more information and to answer any of your questions please go to www.talktalk.co.uk/tiscali/. Kind regards, Mary Turner Tiscali UK, 20 Broadwick Street, London W1F 8HT Registered in England, registered number 5306519. All rights reserved.

3 - 0 Chelsea by 50 mins. Ouch

Fop

Chelsea 2 up at half time at the Emirates

Bungle