Jimbo

Well, someone had to do it.

Arshavin has signed according to Talksport.

If we are talking fight scenes rather than simply fight films, The Bourne Identity has some cracking fights

I'm all ears

Steady on, he's only £1.4M in profit. You've gorra laugh though. Back to the dark days here.... Profit Mckeag - 88/90 - £2.8M = £1.4M/year Ashley - 07/09 - £1.4M = £700K/year. Loss Forbes - 90/92 - £810,000 = $405K/Year Hall - 92/97 - £35M = £7M/Year Shepherd - 97/07 - £70M = £7M/Year In Jonas - £0 until we lose some tribunal Colo - £9m Bassong - £2m Xisco - £6m Nolan - £4m R. Taylor - £0 Lovenkrands - £0 £21m Out Rozehnal - £3m Emre - BBC suggested that was £8m We'll say £4m Faye - £2m Milner - £12m Given - £8m Zoggo - £6m £35m Along with the state of our squad, that's really worth LOL'ing at isn't it You've missed out a lot of transfers. Feel free to add any that I've missed.

Steady on, he's only £1.4M in profit. You've gorra laugh though. Back to the dark days here.... Profit Mckeag - 88/90 - £2.8M = £1.4M/year Ashley - 07/09 - £1.4M = £700K/year. Loss Forbes - 90/92 - £810,000 = $405K/Year Hall - 92/97 - £35M = £7M/Year Shepherd - 97/07 - £70M = £7M/Year In Jonas - £0 until we lose some tribunal Colo - £9m Bassong - £2m Xisco - £6m Nolan - £4m R. Taylor - £0 Lovenkrands - £0 £21m Out Rozehnal - £3m Emre - BBC suggested that was £8m We'll say £4m Faye - £2m Milner - £12m Given - £8m Zoggo - £6m £35m Along with the state of our squad, that's really worth LOL'ing at isn't it

Asset stripping Definition The practice of acquiring a business, then selling it's most valuable assets, in the hope that the cash realised from these sales will match the entire acquisition cost, meaning that the asset stripper is left with the remaining parts at nil cost.

He'll be like a new signing !!

just been sent this: Dear Sky Sports, It is with great regret that we have to announce a number of serious bids have been rejected by other football clubs. These bids would have taken us even further forward as a football club than we are already striving. The bids totalled £1,600 million sterling and would have had a positive effect on what is already a quality squad. We want the fans to know that the £10million profit we have made in this transfer window will not be wasted, we will reinvest it in other aspects of the club and over a period of time will add to the fantastic signings made so far this year. I'm sure all Newcastle fans will join me in welcoming Peter Lovenkrands, Kevin Nolan and Ryan Taylor to the squad and will like us, be glad to see the back of such small time players as Shay Given and Charles N'Zogbia. Just wait until we set that tickertape flashing next Summer! I reiterate Mr Ashleys Christmas message...."what price a top 6 place?" Yours, Derek Llambias Managing Director Newcastle United Football Company

I think Whelan fucked Ashley, kept the N'Zogbia deal back until the last moment.

Whilst I agree with you I suggest that Bosingwa got away with far worse. FA confirm no action will be taken

Telly says no

Arshavin deal agreed for move to Arsenal

SSN confirm N'Zogbia/Taylor deal

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I registered to use SKY Player last night so I can watch SKY on my PC, and it turns out it would cost me an extra £10 a month to watch the Sports package that I already subscribe too. These fuckers are really taking the piss.

BREAKING NEWS..... Jim White is on SSN from 3pm, this is a good omen

Rocky III

Whilst I agree with you I suggest that Bosingwa got away with far worse. Gerrard's could have been a leg breaker, Bosingwa was petulance at worst.

Got away with murder for that flying tackle yesterday

Wants to earn the same as what he's currently on when he's moving to the richest league in the world? Well fuck me, what a mercinary... Arsenal don't pay 100k. Which is exactly why he is flying back to Russia

LOL I'm wearing that shirt right now

Bent is a light-year ahead of most of the strikers we have.

Sibi did quite well tbf He certainly did, I was thinking more about the feeling of complete depression when the signings were announced.