Jimbo

What are you doing at Jimbos house? hhmmm I'm watching Murder she wrote, how did that happen ? Perhaps you're bored and can't find any porn? Do you honestly think I have trouble finding porn in my house ?

What are you doing at Jimbos house? hhmmm I'm watching Murder she wrote, how did that happen ?

If you are an engineer, there's no way you read the instructions ! I'm an engineer too, and the only time you pick up the instructions is after you hear a bang. Heard the bangs, straight away gort a new one out the store, blamed the sparky. That must prove I'm a engineer

Still feels uncomplete til I see it on .cock Fear not. http://www.toontastic.net/forum/index.php?...mp;#entry269582

Here's the news you've all be waiting for !

If you are an engineer, there's no way you read the instructions ! I'm an engineer too, and the only time you pick up the instructions is after you hear a bang.

I only paid £75 for mine.

Fuck me, hit that mute button ffs !

Launches today, anyone using a copy or has bought one ? I've ordered a copy of the Home Premium 64bit edition.

He's a big lad.

SSN just said he could arrive on Tyneside tomorrow.

I take it you don't rate the lad then ?

Aye, I've seen every one of his 17 caps for the US. The kid's a beast. He's 6'2" 180 lbs. He's got quite a lot of potential and has realized a fair amount of it. 'Gooch' is one of the most popular players currently in the US Squad, having had most of the "chuch norris facts" attributed to him at one point or another. He's famous for 'staring down' Jared Borgetti at a world cup qualifier in 2005. In this region, most teams will kick you when down, pinch you in the ass etc, to get a rise out of you. Gooch looks like the kind of guy they could rile up so they went after him but just got the stare. He's a hell of a player, but I don't want him here. We'd just ruin him. He's SO leaning away from him in that pic, looks like he's bricking it tbh. Gotta look at it in full motion to get the real idea of it, tbh. I'lll see if I can find it on youtube. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yk1iJ3ETQ6Y...ted&search= About 3 minutes into it.. Borgetti squares upto him and he backs off....

Hes got a pair of tits! He has the player behind him is giving his bell-end a tweak !

Aye, I've seen every one of his 17 caps for the US. The kid's a beast. He's 6'2" 180 lbs. He's got quite a lot of potential and has realized a fair amount of it. 'Gooch' is one of the most popular players currently in the US Squad, having had most of the "chuch norris facts" attributed to him at one point or another. He's famous for 'staring down' Jared Borgetti at a world cup qualifier in 2005. In this region, most teams will kick you when down, pinch you in the ass etc, to get a rise out of you. Gooch looks like the kind of guy they could rile up so they went after him but just got the stare. He's a hell of a player, but I don't want him here. We'd just ruin him. He's SO leaning away from him in that pic, looks like he's bricking it tbh.

Don't panic, we're not signing Davids....

I thought so too tbh

NEWCASTLE United can confirm that Oguchi Onyewu is on Tyneside having a medical with a view to joining Newcastle United. The American centre-half is hopeful of sealing a move to the Magpies from Belgian outfit Standard Liege. Born in Washington DC in May 1982, Onyewu moved to Europe in 2002 to sign for FC Metz of France. In 2003, he was loaned to La Louviere of Belgium and then to Standard Liege a year later, making that move a permanent one for the 2004/05 season. Onyewu made his international debut for the USA against Panama on October 13, 2004 and he represented his country at the 2006 World Cup Finals in Germany. He has previously been linked with a move to Real Madrid, Inter Milan plus Premiership outfits Chelsea, Manchester United, Middlesbrough and Fulham. Most recently he has been linked with a move to Marseille. In 2006 he was voted the US Soccer Athlete of the Year, the first defender to win the award since Alexi Lalas in 1995.

Shit and grainy pictures on stand by.

Every cloud has its silver lining I guess.

The Magnificent Seven. Fantastic ! Magnificent even !

Just got round to watching it and thought it was stunning. The best film I've seen from last year by a long long way. Since the dawn of CGI it's rare that a film shot leaves me gobsmacked, I never look at something and wonder how on earth did they do that, because I know how they did it and it's not particularly impressive that a fat nerd sat at a pc and did it. But there's a shot in this that I've now watched 4 times and I'm still baffled. It would be worth it for that alone, but everything in it is as perfectly conceived (pun intended) and executed. It's handheld and shaky but everything is as perfectly framed as could be. I was quite happy with the oscar nominations, but now I realise they're a travesty. This wuz robbed. And an unexpected airing of The Blaydon Races to boot. After seeing Alan Shearers appearance in Beast Cops last week I wouldn't now be surprised if Micky Quinn pops up in the Pursuit of Happyness. Which shot? The seven minute long one in the car. Just finished watching it, very enjoyable, even though it was bitterly depressing and bleak, thoroughly well acted and directed. It's a bleak vision but a reasonably happy ending I thought. A happy ending in the "Titanic" sense ?