Jimbo

you must be more pissed than i am....

Would anyone miss him if he was ? * and I'm pissed too.

Congratulations, a new low, verifies every opinion I ever had about Liverpool fans.

Might have to pick myself up a copy, if that's where it's from? It's not in the online version. I'm certain it was in a recent issue of Viz. My favourite part is the letterbocks: "I had to laugh at my son - he's ginger and boz eyed"

*saying nowt* I'm DESPERATE to argue with you about this but I'm not going to! You like Porn? Preferably lesbian oooh you've started it now ....

That last one was my get out of jail card tbh !

*saying nowt*

1. Know anything about a car except its colour 2. Understand a film plot 3. Go 24 hours without sending a text message 4. Lift 5. Throw 6. Run 7. Park 8. Not talk when the telly's on 9. Read a map 10. Rob a bank 11. Resist Ikea 12. Sit still 13. Tell a joke 14. Play pool 15. Pay for dinner 16. Eat a kebab whilst walking 17. Pee out of a train window 18. Argue without shouting 19. Get told off without crying 20. Understand fruit machines 21. Walk past a shoe shop 22. Make a decent bacon sandwich 23. Not comment on strangers clothes 24. Use small amounts of toilet paper 25. Let you sleep with a hangover 26. Drink a pint gracefully 27. Get a round in 28. Throw a punch 29. Do magic 30. Like your friends 31. Enjoy porn 32. Eat a really hot curry 33. Get to the point 34. Buy plain envelopes 35. Take less than 20 minutes in the toilet 36. Sit in a room for five minutes without saying "I'm cold" 37. Go shopping without telephoning 20 mates 38. Avoid credit card debt 39. Dive into a pool 40. Assemble furniture 41. Roll a bogey between finger and thumb 42. Set a video recorder 43. Not try and change you 44. Watch a war film 45. Understand why flirting results in violence 46. Spend a day by themselves 47. Go to the toilet by themselves 48. Buy a purse that fits in their pocket 49. Choose a video quickly 50. Get this far without having argued with at least one of the above

Twats! Greedy twats tbh

A humping great loss.

So the BIG cost of driving is down to individual choosing souped up motors. Not Gordon Brown. Its about ensuring you get the right car, I don't drive a Ferrari, I drive a people carrier that I do need due to having 3 kids, a Mrs, and two parents that can't drive, at the moment I'm borrowing my in-law's car which I've been using for getting to work and other short journey's and I've been getting away with putting £10 a week in, so driving can be cheap, but its about getting the right car.

Having a car open's a new dimention of freedom in my opinion, but will also cost you big time if you pick the wrong vehicle, I drive a real gaz guzzler and it cost me the very best part of £200 in diesel alone, be prepared to take a big dent in your outgoings if you own a car.

The Genius that is Ian Holloway: * "To put it in gentleman's terms if you've been out for a night and you're looking for a young lady and you pull one, some weeks they're good looking and some weeks they're not the best. Our performance today would have been not the best looking bird but at least we got her in the taxi. She weren't the best looking lady we ended up taking home but she was very pleasant and very nice, so thanks very much, let's have a coffee" - on the "ugly" win against Chesterfield. This is perhaps Holloway's most famous quote. * "It's like the film Men in Black. I walk around in a black suit, white shirt and black tie where I've had to flash my white light every now and again to erase some memories, but I feel we've got hold of the galaxy now. It's in our hands." - Holloway on QPR's financial situation. * "It was lucky that the linesman wasn't stood in front of me as I would have poked him with a stick to make sure he was awake." - Holloway states his opinion about the linesman's performance in a game against Bristol City. * "I call us the Orange club - because our future's bright!" - on QPR's potential. * "He's been out for a year and Richard Langley is still six months away from being Richard Langley, and I could do with a fully fit Richard Langley." - on midfielder Richard Langley's injury rehabilitation. * "It's all very well having a great pianist playing but it's no good if you haven't got anyone to get the piano on the stage in the first place, otherwise the pianist would be standing there with no bloody piano to play." - after being criticised for using defensive players in midfield. * "I am a football manager. I can't see into the future. Last year I thought I was going to Cornwall on my holidays but I ended up going to Lyme Regis." - asked whether QPR would be able to beat Manchester City. * "You can say that strikers are very much like postmen: they have to get in and out as quick as they can before the dog starts to have a go." * "I always say that scoring goals is like driving a car. When the striker is going for goal, he's pushing down that accelerator, so the rest of the team has to come down off that clutch. If the clutch and the accelerator are down at the same time, then you are going to have an accident." * "I've got to knock that horrible smell out of my boys, because they smell of complacency." * "I have such bad luck at the moment that if I fell in a barrel of boobs I'd come out sucking my thumb." * "Every dog has its day, and today is woof day! Today I just want to bark!" - Holloway after securing promotion to the Championship. * "When my wife first saw Marc for the first time, she said he was a fine specimen of a man. She says I have nothing to worry about, but I think she wants me to buy her a QPR shirt with his name on the back for Christmas." - on QPR's new Danish striker Marc Nygaard. * "Paul Furlong is my vintage Rolls Royce and he cost me nothing. We polish him, look after him, and I have him fine tuned by my mechanics. We take good care of him because we have to drive him every day, not just save him for weddings." - on veteran striker Paul Furlong. * "We need a big, ugly defender. If we had one of them we'd have dealt with County's first goal by taking out the ball, the player and the first three rows of seats in the stands." - after a defeat against Notts County. * "You never count your chickens before they hatch. I used to keep parakeets and I never counted every egg thinking I would get all eight birds. You just hoped they came out of the nest box looking all right. I'm like a swan at the moment. I look fine on top of the water but under the water my little legs are going mad." * "There was a spell in the second half when I took my heart off my sleeve and put it in my mouth." * "I don't see the problem with footballers taking their shirts off after scoring a goal? They enjoy it and the young ladies enjoy it too. I suppose thats one of the main reasons women come to football games, to see the young men take their shirts off. Of course they'd have to go and watch another game because my lads are as ugly as sin." - about the new rule restricting footballers from removing their shirts during a match. * "Sometimes when you aim for the stars, you hit the moon." * "I believe in what I am doing totally and once people speak to me they do too - I could sell snow to the Eskimos." * "We've got a good squad and we're going to cut our cloth accordingly, but I think the cloth that we've got could make some good soup, if that makes any sense". - Despite popular belief, Holloway was in fact misquoted as saying "soup" but actually said "suit". * "I want to try and spread the support with my Bristol connection. Rovers are in the bottom division so why can't I try and convert some of them into Argyle fans? We're in the West Country so it's not that far away. Only two and a half hours away in a slow car, an hour and a half in a fast one - or 10 minutes in a rocket! As long as you aimed it right, you'd be down here really quickly. Don't land it on the pitch, though, because you'd ruin it!" * "It was a bit cheeky wasn't it? But I don't think it was that bad. It would have been worse if he'd turned round and dropped the front of his shorts instead. I don't think there's anything wrong with a couple of butt cheeks personally. (...) If anybody's offended by seeing a backside, get real. Maybe they're just jealous that he's got a real nice tight one, with no cellulite or anything." - on Manchester City midfielder Joey Barton mooning Everton fans * "Hasney's bust his hooter. He can smell round corners now." - on an injury sustained by central defender Hasney Aljofree * ""Sir David Beckham? You're having a laugh. He's just a good footballer with a famous bird. Can you imagine if Posh was called Lady Beckham? We'd never hear the end of it!" - on rumours about a possible knighthood for David Beckham. * "If I was in there I wouldn't try to be everybody's friend. I'd have to say 'Excuse me, hang on a minute, I think you're wrong there. Don't raise your voice at her like that, don't get like that. It's just an Oxo cube, we got it wrong and we're all in this together'. It's like the Witches of Eastwick. They need Jack Nicholson to come in and sort them right out." - on the bullying of Shilpa Shetty on Celebrity Big Brother 2007.

Our works Quiz have an on the spot round where one person from each team has to answer questions on their own. Also they are allowed to play a joker for one of the rounds of the quiz, where they get double points for that topic.

I hate wet shaving, I use my clippers to maintain that tramp look.

MANCHESTER UNITED have fallen from second to fourth richest club in the world. Spanish giants Real Madrid hold on to top spot with a revenue of £192million, while fierce rivals Barcelona (£171m) move up four places to second. But the Deloitte Football Money League considers the Premiership the richest league in the world. Eight English clubs make the top 20 with United — who are now owned by Malcolm Glazer and his family — still the top club. United (£167m) are joined by Chelsea (sixth), Arsenal (ninth), Liverpool (10th), Newcastle (13th), Spurs (15th), Manchester City (17th) and West Ham (19th). Deloitte director Paul Rawnsley expects United to bounce back for next season. He said: “United may be in fourth position this year but with the completion of their stadium development, we can expect them to move back up the list in 2006-07.” Deloitte base their figures on financial statements from the 2005-06 season.

but there's power getting to the PC - i mean the fans seem to be going fine. there's no beeping noises though which i fear may be a bad sign. well no worse a sign than the fact that its fucked like! so you reckon it may be worth me trying to swap the psu over? anything other than having to give him that bottle of jack i got from him as thanks for fixing it! Take it to someone who knows what he's doing. There's plenty of tools out there now to tell you exactly where the problem lies. A local computer shop will soon be able to test the PSU for you. Gol's right, take it in some where, but just because your fans are running does mean that your other voltages arn't knackered, you need like a 3.3v supply for ram I think, 5.5v or something for your processor not just the 12v for fans etc, if you've lost the voltages for any of those or even if the go slightly out of range then you will have problems.

Yes, cracking player imo

Christ! They suck something awful. They're ok, fucked me over when I accidentaly gave the wrong sort code to set up the account, spent shitloads to never get through to them on the phone only to be delayed 2 weeks in setting up but, got a monthly contract qhich hardly ever goes over £13-15 Gone up in my estimation now I know they throttle back all the thieves I'm now in the process of leaving plusnet for eclipse, its due to complete pn Friday.

In no order James Morrison Bono Eddie Vedder Rob Thomas Elton John (pre 90's) Johnny Rzeznik Chris Cornell

Bugger,I've not tried my iPod on Vista yet, although I don't use iTunes.

Its been a while, I suspct he's rolled off and had a fag by now.

Roeder Reveals Reason For Martins Absence By Craig Hope GLENN Roeder has revealed that Oba Martins did not appear for Nigeria on Tuesday because he was back in his homeland to attend to his sick mother. Martins was missing from the Nigeria side which was beaten 4-1 by African rivals Ghana in a friendly match at Brentford's Griffin Park. But as Roeder told nufc.co.uk: ""Oba was back in training on Wednesday after making a lightning quick return to Nigeria to attend to his mother who has been poorly." United made it clear in good time that they had not prevented Martins from playing in the game. The Toon's top scorer is now back on Tyneside and has brought his mother with him to receive medical treatment.

I can't disagree with any of your selections.