Jimbo

1. Brad Davis - Midnight Express 2. Daniel Day Lewis - Gangs of New York 3.Edward Norton - American History X 4.Kevin Spacey - Usual Suspects 5. Samuel L Jackson - Pulp Fiction

Yanks enjoy being wrong tbh.

Same here, I do it all the time.

He deserves it tbh.

Shame Chopra didn't get the chances that Shola got.

Thought he'd died for a moment.

or get an external HD caddy and stick the old hard drive in that and use it as an external USB hard drive. http://www.ebuyer.com/UK/product/120659

Not if I'm posting in it its not. Probably due to sharpening it to much Jimbo its been whittled away tbh.

Gemmill will think he's died.

Are there any left ? we've resorted in selecting members of the Royal Family, they'll be sending over the cast of Hollyoaks next.

Not if I'm posting in it its not.

I checked mine a couple years back, and it was clear that I wasn't going make what I was putting it, so I surrendered it, ultimately I lost out, but I lost considerably less by cashing it in before the end of the full term.

A typical English 40 something, having split from his latest girlfriend, decided to take a vacation. He booked himself on a Caribbean cruise and proceeded to have the time of his life, that is, until the ship sank. He found himself on an island with no other people, no supplies, nothing, only bananas and coconuts. After about four months, he is lying on the beach one day when the most gorgeous woman he has ever seen rows up to the shore. In disbelief, he asks, "Where did you come from? How did you get here?" She replies, "I rowed from the other side of the island. I landed here when my cruise ship sank." "Amazing," he notes. "You were really lucky to have a row boat wash up with you." "Oh, this thing?" explains the woman. "I made the boat out of raw material I found on the island. The oars were whittled from gum tree branches. I wove the bottom from palm branches, and the sides and stern came from a Eucalyptus tree." "But, where did you get the tools?" "Oh, that was no problem," replied the woman. "On the south side of the island, a very unusual stratum of alluvial rock is exposed. I found if I fired it to a certain temperature in my kiln, it melted into ductile iron. I used that for tools and used the tools to make the hardware." The guy is stunned. "Let's row over to my place," she says. After a few minutes of rowing, she docks the boat at a small wharf. As the man looks to shore, he nearly falls off the boat. Before him is a stone walk leading to an exquisite bungalow painted in blue and white. While the woman ties up the rowboat with an expertly woven hemp rope, the man can only stare ahead, dumb struck. As they walk into the house, she says casually, "It's not much but I call it home. Sit down, please. Would you like a drink?" "No! No thank you," he blurts out, still dazed. "I can't take another drop of coconut juice." "It's not coconut juice," winks the woman. "I have a still. How would you like a Pina Colada?" Trying to hide his continued amazement, the man accepts, and they sit down on her couch to talk. After they have exchanged their stories, the woman announces, "I'm going to slip into something more comfortable. Would you like to take a shower and shave? There is a razor upstairs in the bathroom cabinet." No longer questioning anything, the man goes into the bathroom. There, in the cabinet, a razor made from a piece of tortoise bone. Two shells honed to a hollow ground edge are fastened on to its end inside a swivel mechanism. "This woman is amazing," he muses. "What next?" When he returns, she greets him wearing nothing but vines, strategically positioned, and smelling faintly of gardenias. She beckons for him to sit down next to her. "Tell me," she begins suggestively, slithering closer to him, "We've been out here for many months. You've been lonely. There's something I'm sure you really feel like doing right now, something you've been longing for?" She stares into his eyes. He can't believe what he's hearing. "You mean . . " he swallows excitedly and tears start to form in his eyes. "Don't tell me you've got Sky Sports!!?"

Aye happy Birthday, 32, its a great age tbh.

No titty though. If it's drawings in book form, it's a comic mate. Just like Watership Down isn't a 'graphic film', it's a cartoon. The mans got a point.

basically what you are saying is we need to kill all the chimps? The fucking Yanks will want to take them out if they know they have weapons, although they do have more than just a passing resemblance for their leader.....

The reviews of it on IMDB are outrageously complementary, nearly every review is calling it a masterpiece.

Looks promising, although I must admit, I thought Sin City was fucking terrible, although I seem to be the only person on planet Earth with that opinion.

Sounds like its got SATA drives it should have IDE ports though for the DVD drive though.

A new low. Lloyds TSB is to impose a £35 annual charge on credit card account holders who do not use their cards. The annual charge will apply to "low-usage" customers; including people who do not use their cards at all. The bank has written to 50,000 customers to tell them that the charge will be levied on their accounts 30 days from the date of the letter. On Friday, Lloyds TSB reported full-year profits before tax of £4.25bn ($8.3bn), up 11% from 2005. At the same time, Eric Daniels, chief executive of Lloyds TSB, joined a growing chorus of industry figures questioning whether traditional free current account banking for customers in credit can continue over the long term. Mr Daniels said moves by banking regulators to reduce penalty charges could have an impact on the market for current accounts and pointed to other countries where banking charges are routine. "If there were to be a reasonably sizeable change (by regulators) then you would probably see a change from some of the players in the UK market," Mr Daniels said. However, Mr Daniels did not say that Lloyds planned to introduce current account charges. Card charge Lloyds TSB would not give a strict definition of what customer activity they define as "low usage." But they did say that customers who do not use their cards at all can definitely expect a charge. "This fee only applies to customers who do not use their cards, there is little point after all having a card if you are not going to use it," a Lloyds TSB spokeswoman told BBC News. As a sweetener, Lloyds TSB has offered customers who start to use their cards more regularly a 0% interest rate deal on all new purchases until May 2007. Customers who do not plan to continue to use their card and want to avoid the fee should cancel it formally with the bank. Formal cancellation entails the customer cutting up the card and telling the provider they wish the account to be closed. Fees imposed Lloyds TSB's move is part of a growing trend of credit card providers imposing annual fees and charging for switching debt from another card. Experts believe that credit card firms are trying to claw-back money they lost when the Office of Fair Trading (OFT) ordered providers to lower the charges they impose on people who miss their card repayments. Last May, the OFT told credit card providers that penalty charges would have to fall from about £30 to £12. Recently, card provider MBNA said they would start charging a £10 fee on accounts which had a positive balance. Lloyds TSB's move could lead to other card providers charging an annual fee. "This will certainly open the floodgates for other credit card providers that are still desperately trying to claw back the lost revenue following the OFT's reduction of penalty charges," Nick White, spokesman for price comparison website uSwitch said. "The worrying thing is when will this end? Will the 59% of credit card customers that pay their bill off in full every month be penalised next as they are not as profitable as customers that make minimum payments every month?" Mr White added.

Goes missing a lot Jimbo. And only a matter of time before he breaks his wrists. Puts the ball in the back of the net a lot.

In terms of scoring goals, which is the ultimate measure of any striker, its Martins every time.

I think my monkey needs spanking.

He was crap, but had half a chance and scored.

For goals per chance ratio, I'll take Martins over Bellamy every time.