Kevin

the term you're referring to is "hose", not "hoes".

No. I never said that I had oral sex with my hand, I have no need to do that. I got girls to go that for me.

I thought you'd put someone off Playschool or Blue Peter, Kev. Well done you. (Not my cuppa tea, like). Nah, I'd give it to her like. What, your virginity? Some lucky girl already has that. Check out Dr. Cock-n-Balls. The chicks love the big dick, what can I say.

I thought you'd put someone off Playschool or Blue Peter, Kev. Well done you. (Not my cuppa tea, like). Nah, I'd give it to her like. What, your virginity? Some lucky girl already has that.

I thought you'd put someone off Playschool or Blue Peter, Kev. Well done you. (Not my cuppa tea, like). Nah, I'd give it to her like.

No. I'm not a regular drinker. I wouldn't say "I'm going out to drink". I'd drink on ocassions or if i was doing something - like Oxegen and next saturday for my friends 18th.

I voted them all. Mainly because you fucked up on the poll

Smith Nolan Harper Taylor Thats the pecking order.

I'll give you a clue- no. I just watched it on Sky Sports News.

The 2nd is heskeys.

What the fuck dude, they're all about 50

Don't do it guys. Old games are legendary, let them stay legendary. I remember i broke out the N64 a while back, it was just shit, let your memories of amazing, old, games, stay memories.

SO DID I, WAS FUCKING HEARTBREAKING THOUGH WHEN WE GOT BEAT ON PENALTIES. OVERALL A GREAT TOURNAMENT, BILLY.

If only he had of retired this time last year. You cunt.

Fuck sake. This is the only thing that made England games watchable, seeing Heskey Wait, no, scratch that. They're watchable when they're getting thumped 4-1 by ze mighty germans.

I know what you mean, boogers You pick and you pick and you pick, you never get that one wee bastard.

We have an emoticon for that. Saves you from having to type it out, it's very handy tbh. E.g.

Why are you interested? Looking to expand my circle. Correct.

Why are you interested?

When Joe Cole signs for Spurs Craig has agreed I'm unbannable. You're an embarrassment to any Spurs fan.

Har dee har har

When will Danny be banned?

Fuck sake How do you know it's fake?