Ruler of Planet Houston

Big Breakfast...guess the mess!!! spud guns

and Kerby

These days you see Bear Grylls jumping into it for fun!

I reckon she is a bit backward.

Aye. You used to be able to rent some cracking videos for 50p back then...a wide selection. These days you can only get the latest 'blockbuster' releases. Game and Watch!

A reliable source then!

I thought so the day you joined with that username. Aye...well recommended! But I am struggling to get my work done now cos I keep reading stuff on here!

You're darn tootin!

Carried on the shoulder of course, with a bit of a swagger!

Miss Matthewson - Art teacher used to put me on detention every lesson! Ms Tuffield - English elf used to put me on detention almost every lesson Mr Bohill - PE, used to treat us like we were on that US Marines training documentary and make us do it in our underpants if we forgot our stuff.

If you aren't after an exact match, sometimes places like gumtree have people advertising their ripped up patios 'free to a good home...if you pick it up yourself'

Ghetto Blasters and Break Dancing! The gay lads from school mincing down the street in the jazz band in shields The country went down hill from 1990

He seems like a reet tit, using his fake identity to spout off, thinking he will never be confronted by a living geordie thug!!! I wonder what would happen if someone did a bit google madness and tracked the twat down? Well, apparently he is safe and sound in Spain according to his youtube and facebook profile.....like shite! He's in Manchester, lives there and arses around there. Plays guitar in a terrible band with Morriseys nephew. Greg "shamless smith" Smith! http://www.facebook.com/pages/Noise-Is-The...55989280?v=wall http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=128...&ref=search http://www.myspace.com/noiseisthebestrevenge Hope the scrawny twat gets what he deserves!

Sounds like he's in a bad mood because his hotdog wasn't fat enough

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i sympathise and somewhat agree with your views. but this particular comment, which i've bolded, is utter shit. I'm guessing you have read the bold bit but misunderstood it. I am not saying there are no good new bands or songs...I am saying they are harder to 'happen by' since all this mainstream x factor rubbish is forced upon us. 15 - 20 years ago, you could have found decent music in the charts, on mainstream radio channels/shows. These days, good music requires 'specialist' radio shows and will not be found in the top 40

Caught!!! http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/artic...o=feeds-newsxml

It's not really one new act though...they promote their own acts throughout the finals that would otherwise be back to stacking shelves like JLS, take that etc... then they release albums for about 10 of the final 12 once they have nailed their christmas number 1. i.e. that nonce that dances like forest gump wailing out a stevie wonder classic, diana vickers and her cilla black warble, I'm sure stacey 'duh' solomon will have an album out...the list gaans on!

Oh...and it's not just an entertainment show. It's one mans clever scheme to mould (mold?) the style and quality of British music and destroy the chances of good bands with real musicians being heard. Since the whole thing started music has taken a downward turn and it's much harder to find a good new band or song.

I did. It's finished though. But I won't be watching it again. Crossed the line, they have!

Because it's a disgrace to real musicians and needs more people to realise the pathetic tricks they use to make any twat sound half decent.

Sad I know...but I am watching X factor and I am convinced they have autotune on the mics on a couple of acts. The strange thing is, it seems to be on the crap acts. The crap duo that did don't stop believing - the lass defintately had autotune on and the black moron that chanted 'Mercy' had it as well. What a load of shit!!!!!!!!

Black people do have a different tone to their voice and there are always going to be some white people that sound black and some black that sound white, just as there are some men sound like women and some women sound like men when they sing. It has nothing to do with the colour of their skin, but the physical structure of their body, nasal passage, throat etc... i.e. if you paint a black (I mean real african like black) man white, he won't look like a normal white person. The physical proportions are different which is why Lenny Henry had to add a prosthetic nose in that crap film to make his nose more pointy and white-like. Nostril size, mouth size, tounge shape etc... all contribute to tone of voice and in general you can tell a persons colour by hearing them sing. Black men usually have a powerful, round, warm tone where white men have a thinner, sharper and less powerful tone. You usually find that a big round warm tone on a white man comes from an unusually large framed bloke, larger head e.g. Meatloaf. It's not racist to make a distinction between a black singer and a white singer...it's no different to distinguishing between short, tall, male, female etc... That's my view anyhoo

They are going to have to eventually come up with an A* version of the sex offenders register soon.

I disagree with putting him on the sex offenders list...only because it decreases the power of the register. When kiddie fiddlers and rapists were the only ones on the register it meant something...putting every little issue like this on devalues the whole thing.